Aaaaaahhh!!! There’s gotta be a way outta this…
The smell of honey attracts a bear and it licks the honey off of everyone We’re freeeeeee! Continues throwing water balloons
Oh wow… I haven’t been able to get on for a couple days so I missed out on alot…
So, Commander Snipe… are you gonna fire me for not throwing water balloons…? 
Decides to throw randomly at whoever comes towards me.
throws balloons at Daughter of Eve
Calls for the Landmaster and jumps inside. Aims at K9Girl and starts rapidly shooting water balloons out of the cannon like a machine gun.
Hey! You got me covered in water balloons! 
Throws mustard filled balloons at Daughter of Eve
Don’t worry, Daughter of Eve, you’re not fired. Just keep attacking! Powers up my balloon-shooting Millenium Falcon and starts poundin’ our enemies 
Fills balloons with pyrotechnics and just starts throwin’. 
^Note: When someone gets hit with one, it explodes in a whirl of color and turns into the word “PWNED!”
starts throwing balloons filled with fire at everyone on the opposing sides
Join the Pizza Planet Team people! We’re Pyromaniacs!
I ordered a pizza more then 50 minutes ago. WHERE IS IT? It better be free, mabey if it taste good I will pay you.
throws balloons filled with chip dip into the melee, and of course provides complimentary chips to those who were hit
^ sarcastically Mm… Delicious! 
Packs the chip dip and chips thrown at me back into a balloon and tosses it back at Evil
Um… Your order got lost in transit…so…have this free pizza!
throws more fire balloons at people
hold up a frozen pizza and it gets hit by a fire balloon
Yay! Pizza for everyone!
- Too busy eating pizza to throw balloons.*
Mmmm… Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese…
Throws water balloons at people eating pizza
You got my pizza soggy.
throws water balloons at skunklover
People! Thats perfectly good Pizza Planet Brand Pizza that you guys are ruining!
retaliates by throwing explosive balloons that explode into pizza
Yay! More pizza! throws a balloon at next poster
Darn it! Soaked again! 
Decides to take balloon throwing class in school to get better at this whole thing. In the meantime, throws a balloon at Skunklover.