…Wait, you played Conker as a kid? 
Unless you mean Conker’s Pocket Tales. 
I had an extremely strange dream where my mom decided she was done showing one of her kittens (the female one) so she put it in a Zip-loc bag and waited for it to “solidify” so it’d turn into a toy and stay that way forever. 
Needless to say, I was just a bit horrified.
I played Mortal Kombact at 5 and I turned out fine. I played GTA 3 and age 10. 
Well yeah my mom and dad aren’t really concerned about videogames changing my behavior. And I only played Conker before with my dad, and that was the first time that I played it alone. After my mom saw me bawl about Conk throwing up she hid the game somewhere and I wasn’t able to find it… until now. And I became hooked. Yeah.
One dream I hast last night I was in my Elementary school libary and reading a Simpsons book. I then went to a college and me and by friend madse a calculator out of clay. A teacher came in and was giving out onions.
A another dream I had i was in a cooking classin college and my cooking teacher from my senior year was there. We there making food and I was teamed up with my friend Patrick. We made these huge donuts about the site of a desk a student uses at or or bigger. We then went to the autotumdiom to see who won a contest for the best tasting food. I think we did good but there were acinded seats and we coulden’t find ours.
My biggest dream was I was watcing a movie called “Made 4 Honor: Regulation” or " Made up 4 Honor: Regulation" The up came and went. They were at a factory and something went wrong when someone shot a gun. It killed a guy, he then pressed a button when he died which made something blow and it killed another guy. A piece of meat flew and it someone heard another to kill them. More things happended and killed more people. A guy almost choked but someone helped him and he lived. Me and a friend then ran off before we died. We then saw the MythBusters who started this and we ran behind toliot paper. They saw us and talked to us. Later, we went swimming and we went i this hole by accident. I took us to this slide made out of some kind of slippery rock. Behind us were the main blue guy and blue woman from Avatar and Gandorf from Lord of the Rings.My friend made it first. When I made it I almost landed on her. We then got out of the way for the other 3. We went up a stairs were Gandorf gave some old guy a coin. He swalled it and he said to follow him. We all ent and then I woke up. It was existing.
Scary dream…
I was watching a PSA online about a 45 year old guy who couldn’t afford a taco. So then he murdered anyone with a taco, and took it from them. I don’t really know what they were trying to say.
But anyway, then I was at my cousin’s house in the evening. My grandpa came over in a really bad mood, and then ran upstairs, never appearing in this dream again. Everyone was watching a Rubik’s cube roll around in circles. Then, someone knocked on the door. It was the guy from the PSA. I was terrified. He pretended to be my mom, and somehow my family let him take me.
He brought me to Disney World, which was for some reason in a mall and about the size of a department store. While he was buying a t-shirt, I made a run for it. He tried shooting at me, but I managed to get rid of him. I ran through the mall and to an elevator where this crazy lady waited. She said she would protect me from the guy. All of my friends were there, too, so I stayed with her. Then, when the crazy guy appeared, she held me to the floor for the guy to kill me. This was when I woke up, thankfully.
I had a dream that ice cubes were rolling down a mountain. 
One day, I randomly found myself outside of this small, beat up little shack. There was a huge crowd of people and police cars were surrounding it. I watched and saw the cops bring out Justin Bieber in handcuffs. I ran towards him, but then the cops aimed their guns at me, so I stepped back. Then all of the teen girls tackled me. Suddenly a truck came crashing out of the shack and drove away. I decided to follow it.
I tried to run towards the truck, but I wasn’t fast enough. So a super fast lawn gnome gave me a lift. I followed the truck to this huge hill behind a stand selling watermelons. All of the wild things from Where the Wild Things Are were sitting on the hill, crying. I asked why they were crying, but they just said that they wanted to stay at my house for the night. I let them, and they drove me to my house, which was covered in security cameras.
Anyway, we walked inside, and it looked exactly like the house from Luigi’s Mansion. Luigi was there. I walked upstairs and saw a weird conference room where a giant pumpkin was talking to King Boo. Then I woke up.
I had a really weird dream the other day!!! I dreamt that I was at college and there was this male student there who was magically pregnant After he started to go into labour in the radio room, I went on some kind of monorail into a university, after which I went into a jungle. Whilst going through the jungle I recieved a phone call telling me to get back to college quickly. When I got there, my class and I were told to go into this big room and put our work on some desks. But upon entering I found that the boy was lying dead on a stretcher in the centre of the room. 
Freaked out I ran into the hallway and then woke up.
The whole thing was kind of disturbing at the time but quite funny in retrospect. 
No idea where half of it came from though. I suspect it has something to do with the fact that I watched Paprika the other day…
I had a dream about Hey Arnold. I was trying to get into the Boarding house but there was no way in until I found a secret pasage. There were tons on rooms and alot of people lived there, even Helga. Eugene was living in the laundry room cause his other room was to big, it was about as big as a basement. We then went to other big rooms trying to hise from somebody. We went into the basement which was as big as a whalehouse. There were tons ofthings in there. We found a crate with potato chips in it. I hate Cool Ranch Doritos, and so did Eugene. Everyone was eating Doritos. Arnold, Gerald, Herald, Helga, Eugene, the adults expect the grandparents who weren’t there. Phoebe diden’t eat chips to and said why were were doing this. See ate some too and we went one eating. I then woke up.
I had a dream that a bunch of people from Pixar Planet moved into my sister’s room…it was really weird, because everyone’s hair was dyed green, and for some reason I was wearing my pants inside-out (which I’m not even sure is possible).
I had a dream of Monsters Inc yesterday, at least I think it was. Salley was in it and Mike but he was in a pumpkin costume. They were running from something going though lot’s off doors. One of them they almost fell cause it was an elevater without the cart thing. They saw that they were supposed to battle. Either each other or something else. They went into a room with noting inside, when they got out they were in a new hallway. They went back in the room which how had more doors. They ran more for a while. They had to get though lots of these guys untill they got them. They brung them to a stadium in the sky. Salley was wearing armer and had guns. Mike was in a robot suit with lots of fighting tech. They diden’t wanna battle so they jumped off. They fell for a long time. Mike had troble getting his robot thing off cause the batteries were low and the suit was getting heavyer. They adventially fell in water and got out, they got in a car and drove off, they decided they were gonna stay and live somewhere. I then woke up.
Okay, that’s just weird.
I had the stupidest dream last night. Basically, Tuffnut’s dad (I guess you could say he’s sort-of a fan OC… he’s not in the movie but he’s mentioned in the books) was in this giant robot and he was trying to destroy Berk. I was with all the kids from HtTYD and they were all freaking out because of what was happening. All of a sudden, Astrid came up to me and said, “I’m the only one who can stop him! You have to let me go up there!” So she grabbed Minion (from Megamind - he was in that little bubble from the beginning of the movie) and got in this flying car-thing.
As she was flying up to Tuffnut Senior’s giant robot, I sent her a message on her cell phone (now we were in the future in the front yard of my old house) and it said something like, “Have fun kicking his a**!!”, which is weird, because I don’t swear. But as we were watching her approach this robot, Tuffnut Senior shot a missle towards the car and it exploded. The dream pretty much ended with Ruffnut crying all over me.
The big giant robot thing probably came from watching walkthroughs of Professor Layton and the Unwound Future… but I seriously have no idea where the rest of this came from.
Wow… sorry for the long text, guys!
I had a dream my family got a Bichon Frise puppy.
^ Awwwwww! 
I had a dream were my teacher killed herself, then this bully in my class came up and shot me in the chest but I was still alive, then Adam from Saw came in and randomly screamed, then the bully was gone. Then Adam looked at me at said “My name is very confused!” Then was gone. Then I woke up.
annarborjack: That must’ve been one freaky dream, dude!
I had the weirdest dream about a week ago…
I was a victim in this weird slasher film, with this guy, who looked pretty Asian to me (not to be racist or anything, just pointing that out), who ran up to people, who were reading this book (I think it might’ve been for some religion…it definitely wasn’t the Bible, that’s for sure!) and slice & chop them up into a million pieces with a shovel…
A friend of mine, who was another victim of the film, as well, told me to lay down and hide my head in a shovel, 'cause I would appear to be dead and the guy wouldn’t chop me up, for some reason. (I guess there’s the plot loophole there, huh? )
When the guy came and killed my friend, though, I think he came for me too, 'cause the next thing I felt was something being pushed into my back.
Now, here comes the weird part, I suddenly was watching the film continue on (my guess was that I was a ghost watching this take place), and I saw this film crew, who was unspooling the film from these gigantic film reels. Then, I turned to a fence, near where the film crew was, and, through one of the holes in the fence, I saw the killer’s narrow, creepy eyes staring at the film crew…
Then I woke up…
I sure do have the most “fascinating” dreams, don’t I?
I had a really weird but not weird dream. It was were I was sitting on a bus and I was looking out the window and someone was talking to me about Matt Cardle from the X Factor. And I got off the bus and started to talk to this guy who was filling in this paper for me and I was saying something. And he gave it back and said that’s why I never liked you. Then I got back on the bus.
Then after that I woke up. I know it doesn’t sound weird but I was just really freaked out throughout the whole thing. And that’s one the most normal dreams I’ve ever had.
Last night, I dreamt that my mother was able to program commands to the computer, and she modded a whole Facebook game (if that were possible in real life), and all of a sudden, I got sucked in to the computer, and out of nowhere came WALL•E, EVE, and the rest of the robots, and it seemed like they hijacked the Axiom. However, Auto had created an army of evil humans to destroy the robots. Then, out of nowhere, appears Aayla Secura, that blue Jedi girl with the head-tails. (You may know her from The Clone Wars)
Then I woke up.
Oh my. I think I had the craziest dream last night.
Lat night, I dreamt that a new Pixar special was to air on ABC Family. It was a cross between Monsters, Inc., The Incredibles, and Cars. The special was called Tmaniacs, and Mater would come out and say “Like, tuh-maniacs!”. The story was that The Parr Family; Mike, Sulley, and some other monsters; and Lightning, Mater, Sally, and some other cars were, for some reason called to Fairy World (from The Fairly Oddparents) to help stop an invasion of aliens who would impersonate Pixar characters, set up diners, and destroy the world. I remember one of the evil aliens said “And soon we will take over Gusteau’s in a movie called Ratatouille, and then the Axiom in a movie called WALL•E, and then the Spirit of Adventure in–” but that’s when Mr. Incredible began to speak, and they all began to batttle.
Then I woke up.
A special like that would be really cool, however. Too bad it was all in my head.