I eat it dry. Done that before, no biggie!
You’re public-speaking when you suddenly realize you’re in your underwear. Dun-dun-dun, WDYD?
I would wake up, since it must clearly be a dream.
You want to see a newly released movie, but you have no money to buy a ticket. WDYD?
get a job at the theatre and sneak in and watch the film…
You find out your roommate is a serial killer what do you do?
I’d run around the house screaming while my roommate chases me with a hatchet.
You see a gigantic boulder rolling down the street towards a pram with a baby inside. WDYD?
I run to the pram to save the baby. Fortunately I make it there in time, but the boulder is almost upon us. There is no time now! I shout to the onlookers nearby and toss the baby high into the air, hoping that someone will catch it. The boulder knocks me out before I can see what happens to the now falling baby… Did I only put it in more danger.
You drive an hour to your favorite beach only to find out it has become the crime scene of a serial killer, and his latest victim is your best friend! What do you do?
act like chuck norris and take out the serial killer… 
Your ticket to the Cars 2 Movie has been forged and sold to you for a bogus price what do you do?
Turn green and monsterous and yell “KENZIE ANGRY!” and then smash some stuff
You discover that John Lasseter is your long lost Uncle. What do you do?
Ask him if I can work at pixar with him.
You accidentally saved the lives of three aliens and they won’t stop saying “you have saved our lives, we are eternally grateful.” WDYD?
I throw them out the window…why did i save their lives in the first place???
You find out that you’re neighbor is named Carl Frederickson WDYD?
I’d say to myself, “Wow, that’s so cool!” Then I’d tell you guys that he’s my neighbor…What? That’s actually what I’d do.
You realize your shadow is alive, can move things at will, and is a criminal mastermind using your image as his identity. What do you do?
I’d get my shadow to do all the fun crimes like peeling stamps off envelopes, jaywalking, or stealing candies from babies, and then when the cops come round to question me, I’ve got an alibi! 
You’re a princess who’s been turned into a frog. WDYD?
I try to find a wizard who will turn me back into a princess. 
A giant hornet is following you and is close to stinging you, what do you do?
Flail wildly and run, probably trip.
You just washed the floors when Dug walks in with muddy paws. What do you do?
Probably get real upset and shoo him out the door… only to clean up his mess again. 
You find that your late for your curfew and need to be home soon. You decide to take a shortcut through an alley, thinking that you’ll be fine and it’s only a short walk home anyways. Out of the blue, a man jumps out of nowhere and tries to kidnap you. What do you do?
I smack him in the face and then jump and run for my life back to my nice, safe, home 
You come to your house one day after a long day of school/work to see your worst enemy standing in your living room. What do you do?
Flail wildly and run, probably trip 
That’s the same reaction I have when a hornet attacks. Or maybe I’d try to bust out some awesome Chuck Norris moves. Although I don’t have many enemies…
You walk back into your bedroom, only to find all your toys have been moved in your absence. No one has been in the room since you left. What do you do?
Think that they are alive and be suspicious, but also be the happiest person on earth
You open up your report card before your parents come home and find out you got very bad grades. What do you do?
Tell them I’ll improve them, and move on.
Okay, and what is the situation you made up after you answered the other one? 
Oh, sorry!!
They make Toy Story 4, and it’s the worst movie ever. WDYD?