Not a big fan of either but id have to go with the Daily Show.
George Carlin or Lewis Black stand up comedy?
George Carlin! His routine about being on a plane is brilliant
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Never sleep again…sleeping forever will be like you’re not even alive.
Genie or fairy godmother?
BDD: I learned in Psycology that if you never sleep, you will die.
Anyways, I go with a fairy godmother. Genies limit you to only 3 wishes.
Would you rather walk a mile in the desert with heavy clothes on or walk a mile in the snow naked?
I’d go through the snow naked, that way I don’t pass out.
Would you rather go bald or have your hair become gray?
I thought he meant as in never having to sleep again. 
mo I would rather go bald because I can always get wigs (people who go bald at a young age can receive wigs made of real hair that look real and stay on almost naturally, too)
EDIT: : On second thought, gray hair, because I can always dye it, right? So I’ll dye it in any color I want! Yes, I’ve changed my mind. Gray hair’s my choice.
Would you rather be 100% obedient your whole life or live life as a squirrel? [Ella Enchanted film reference]
I guess live as a squirrel.
Would you rather have VIolet Parr or Sue Richards on your team?
Tough one, TSS. I mean, Sue is experienced and all, but I’d favor Violet just because I like her. But Susan is a more rugged and experienced fighter. I guess it all depends on the situation; but I think I’d work better with Violet because we could become good friends, and it helps when you know the person you’re working with really well. Plus, Sue’s already held accountable to one team. So, I’d probably pick Violet.
Would you rather hang out with your favorite Pixar character for one day or hang out with any Pixar character BUT your favorite for a whole week?
The former. If I only had the chance to hang out with Remy for a day… Personally, it would be interesting to see how our personalities would clash. (heh)
Navigate the world in a house supported by balloons… or brave the mysterious underground sewer system of Paris?
– Mitch
I am a daredevil. I go with the baloon house. Besides, sewers stink, literaly.
Which would you rather have added in the dictionary?
Lightnin-y or Tamater?
Tamater
Would you rather have a wardrobe of bubble wrap or packing peanuts?
Bubble wrap. I’ll get sick of the packing peanuts sooner or later, but bubble wrap is always fun.
Would you rather have a secret portal in a refrigerator or in a tree?
I’d rather have it in a tree. If someone was chasing me then I’d have the upper hand, since I’ve climbed many a tree and would be able to get to the portal faster…
Would you rather spend 700 hundred years cleaning up the Earth… or go into storage for twenty years?
The Star Swordsman - Ha-ha! Now that’s a creative question.
– Mitch
Oh that is easy. 700 years cleaning up Earth of course. At least I get something to do and it is good for the environment. Plus, living 700 years is pretty nice.
Would you rather be Syndrome’s prisoner or Skinner’s slave?
Syndrome’s prisoner
If you could only hear one song for the rest of your life, would it be Define Dancing (WALL-E) or the Ratatouille main theme?
That’s the worst question ever. I would kill myself. Ther’s no way I’d want to choose, eve to liste one song only for my entire life.
So let’s say Define Dancing, just before kill myself. 
Would you rather being blind or deaf?
Oh my godness that is such a hard question. I really can’t beside honestly because I can’t imagine my life without vision or hearing.
Would you rather spend a day of adventure with the Parrs, or spend a year cleaning up Earth with WALL-E?
I would clean the earth with Wall-E. I’d just want to hang out with him, and maybe I’d find some cool stuff in the trash. 
Would you rather go to a maximum-security prison for a month or live in the east LA ghetto for a week?
Maximum security prison.
Would you rather let your head or your heart do the talking in any situation?
Well… my head does all the thinking right now, so I’d like to see what life would be like if I spoke from the heart.
Would you rather weigh 500 pounds (obese not muscular) or weigh so little that it’s unhealthy.