That’s a toughie. I’ll go for the big finger and toe. Less freaky.
Would you rather being kissed with Napoleon Dynamite or being kissed with Darla? [Yes, in the mouth, regardless you’re a male or female].
Darla. She’s cute, in a evil kind of way. And hey, you didn’t mention Darla adult or child. I’m taking the adult. 
Pour boiling hot gravy into your eyes or shove sharp pins into your ears?
Gravy.
Would you rather eat a pebble or 5 pounds of Smoked Samon.
Smoked Salmon y’all!
Wannabechef91: You’re supossed to post another “Would you Rather” question, but yeah. 
Would you rather eat Toxic Waste or suck all the gases and fumes out of a distant Galaxy.
oh, yeah. forgot about it. sorry. 
suck fumes. less gross that eat toxic lol.
would you rather listening bad music in a short of period or good music but keeps repeating?
Good music that keeps repeating. I do that anyways, so. . .
Would you rather have an ear plugged up for a week or have neighbors who play loud music every night?
Yeah, this sucks, but it’s what I could come up with. 
Ear plugged up for a week. People can just ‘sign-language’ me, and I can have a good night’s sleep. Gosh, I hate annoying neighbours! 
Would you:
Leap off the top of a forty-story building with a firehose round your waist?
OR
Drive around L.A. for an hour in a city bus rigged to explode if you drop below fifty?
(I know, I’m running out of ideas, so I’m just comparing my favourite action movies. )
The building. 
Would you rather drink a bottle of Grape Soda or Cherry Coke evryday.
{I’m also running out of Ideas so I’ll ditch this place for a while. Maybe. 
}
Cherry Coke.
If you are an actor, would you rather be the comedy relief in a play or one of the bigger leads in the show.
Okay I can’t help myself. The comic relief. 
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Would you rather dig to china or America if you’re in China , or Fly to Pluto and live there with your wife/husband and kids for a year.
I would dig to China. I’m pretty sure Pluto wouldn’t be a very pleasant place for a human.
Would you rather be a rebel or a law-abiding worker?
rebel. boss sucks.
if you’re Carl Fredricksen, and has 1 wish, do you:
Wish for Ellie to resurrect.
OR
Evaporate Russell to thin air?
[don’t get me wrong, i love Russell, just adapting the idea from the movie, furthermore, i’m running out of ideas.]
I’d take Ellie all the way. 2 good reasons: 1, Carl’s love for Ellie is the most powerful part of the movie, and 2, [spoil]the growing relationship between Carl and Russell[/spoil] is one of the most touching things about Up. Possibly my favorite part between Carl and Russell is [spoil]sitting on the curb at Fenton’s at the end.[/spoil] It’s a great moment.
Ok, if you were Carl, would you rather keep Kevin, or live in Shady Oaks?
Would you rather be unconscious on a raft for one month or be conscious, but strapped in a bed for one month?
ffdude1906: Kevin. Even though i’m old, i allergic to old, sick people that always spending times with old people.
FounderofAzn: The bed.
Would you rather to listen 24 hours non-stop of Jonas Brothers music or 24 minutes of Michael Learns To Rock 25 Minutes?
24 minutes of Michael Learns To Rock 25 Minutes. Couldn’t stand 24 hours of the Jonas Brothers.
Would you rather sit in silence for a day or sit in darkness for a day?
OMG! I gotta tell that IS hard. is there any options, Hannah?
i’m claustrophobic, yet i couldn’t stand being silence for a day…i’ll take the the darkness…or the silence? hmm…
would you rather take 10 minutes of bungee jumping or 10 minutes of high-speed -hell-of-a-ride roller coaster?
‘H***’ is a profanity, I believe.
I would say the roller coaster. 5 minutes into it and I’ll die of trauma anyway.
Fall for your bestfriend’s friend or your mum’s boyfriend?
Roller coaster hands down, I’ve ridden The Voyage 34 times in one day. Look for a youtube video of it, it’s in Holiday World.
I came up with a toughie a while ago,…
Would you rather shoot a friend, or be shot by a friend? (may or may not result in death)