I would say day, but since I’m having all-nighters these few weeks, I’m gonna have to say night.
Have ants chew away at your arm or be hit in the face by a baseball bat?
Bat, used to having sports-related items hit me in the head.
Live in a world where techology is a choice of weapon or live in a world where magic is a choice of weapon?
Technology. I’m never really into all that magic stuff.
Remove your lips using a potato peeler or live the rest of your life with your face in a pizza?
My face in a pizza.
Have a poster of Daniel Radcliffe or a poster or Liam Nelson?
Liam. He was great inTaken.
Have a pet of any species staying over for Christmas or have a dog for life?
Loved Liam in Schindler’s List.
A dog for life. As much as I’d want to have a panda, it’s still a wild animal.
Escape prison by hang glider or tricycle?
Yeah, but ‘any species’ also applies to house pets. 
Hang glider, of course. Escaping prison with a tricycle’s kinda idiotic.
Be stabbed with a tree all the way through your body or saw off your own eye? 
~ Flare
Stabbed by the tree. That wouldn’t be very pleasant though, I’m smaller than most trees.
Be in a vigilante group or a bootlegger during the Prohibition?
A bootlegger. My life might not be worth much, but I still value it.
Be sober in a crowd of drunks or be drunk in a crowd of sober people?
Sober around drunk people. It’d be more fun for me, and I don’t really think getting myself drunk is a good idea.
Run over by a car, or hit a brick wall at about 30 mph? (with your body)
I will take the car. I could get hit by a mini bug and it’s still a car.
Dance instead of walk or sing instead of talk?
Hmm, singing would be nice, but could get annoying after a while. Dancing, i need a workout anyway.
Lack of sleep for a week, or a week in a coma?
Yes, but it’s an eternity of workout.
I would say a week in a coma. I wouldn’t mind being in a coma forever if it doesn’t involve pain - both emotional and physical. I’m kinda sick of living, to be honest.
Have webbed feet and be able to leap like a frog or have webbed hands and be able to shoot webs like Spider-Man?
Week in a coma. You do not want to see me sleep-deprived for even one day.
Would your rather have shoes that vibrated constantly or a hat you could never take off?
If it’s one of those cowboy hats, sure.
Same question as my last one.
The Spider-Man hands.
Would you rather watch a disney direct 2 dvd sequel marathon on disney channel with annoying commercials or a dreamworks film marathon on HBO.
Unfortunately, this time I have to say Dreamworks. Even they aren’t as bad as Disney’s direct to video sequels.
Your mum or your dad?
My mom > My dad. no question.
Riding in a floating house, or dog translation collars?
Dog translation collars.
Single or married? Both have their positives and their negatives.
Single. I’d rather have a large group of good friends than be worried about a big commitment. Then again, I’ve never been in a serious relationship, so I wouldn’t know that many advantages of nursing a close relationship.
Watch RotF 3 times, or Up once?
On a side note,… 100th post! 