I would have to say I would rather trebuchet-launched into a tornado. 
Would you rather be around your least favorite person all day long, or would you rather be locked up in a shed all day long?
Be locked in a shed.
Would you rather be a toy locked up in Sunnyside or a toy own by Sid?
I’d rather be a toy at sunnyside!
Would you rather go to Texas or to Nebraska?
Texas.
Would you rather read a novel or play a video game?
Play video games.
Would you rather eat a hair ball or drink a cup of sweat?
Eat a hair ball.
If school wasn’t a factor in your decision, would you rather have it be eternal summer, or eternal winter?
Eternal summer, definitely. Not that I don’t want winter. Though summer would barely be special anymore, I’d rather it be sweltering hot than freezing cold.
Would you rather drink a gallon of melted butter or drink three gallons of sufficiently nasty lake water? Assume it’s all in one sitting.
Hmm… This is a pretty difficult one, actually. In the end, I’m going to go with heart disease over parasites, and choose the butter.
Would you rather be deaf for the rest of your life, or mute?
Mute.
Would you rather be a cowboy or a space ranger?
Cowboy, slightly less deadly than being a space ranger.
Yellow or Pink lemonade?
Yellow. Looks tastier.
Would you rather live in the antiquity or in the future?
The future. As much as I’d like to visit the past more, I couldn’t mess much up about the present world going to the future.
Would you rather have music constantly playing in your head, all day and all night, or not be allowed to listen to music at all, ever?
I’d have it playing day and might! I love music too much not to be able to listen to it ever.
Would you rather buy a singing cat toy that sings 24 hours or buy a real cat that hates you?
The toy cat. I’ll be more comfortable destroying a toy than a living thing.
Would you rather be married right now or single for life?
You mean married this instant? Then, no, I’d go single.
Would you rather spend your whole life with paralyzed arms or paralyzed legs?
Yes, it was this instant. And I think I’ll choose the paralyzed legs.
Would you rather be a soldier in the war front or in a POW camp?
I’ll take my chances with being on the war front. The things that go down in those POW camps are definitely not pretty!
Would you rather have a faucet with only cold water, or one with only hot water?
Obviously a faucet with hot water. I gotta kill the germs.
Would you rather have never seen your favorite show or movie?
Show.
I’m not a TV fan, but I couldn’t live without movies.
Would you make a space trip if that was offered to you or not?
Space is awesome to an astronomical extent so I’ll take the trip.
Paper or plastic?