Even though I hate mayonnaise I would rather eat a ton of it then wrestle with a great white shark. 
Would you rather be a Toy or a Car?
A toy! Hopefully the other toys would be alive…and I could talk to them like in Toy Story! 
Plus you’d get to be played with and put in tons of adventurous scenerios. Then you’d never grow up!
Hmm…
Would you rather have your house facing a nudist beach or dump filled with ravenous dogs. lol sorry couldn’t really think of anything. 
I’d rather live in a dump filled with ravenous dogs. I hate looking at people with no clothes on! I even get tired of looking at people in swimming suits! So I would go crazing living there!
Would you rather be look like a nerd or look like a geek… I couldn’t think if anything ells either.
I don’t really know the difference, but I’ll say nerd, because I already am a geek!
Would you rather be in the worse Hurricane in history, or the worse Earthquake in history?
The hurricane, I think. I’m really afraid of earthquakes.
Would you rather be a magician or an acrobat?
Magician. I think I have a better chance of performing illusions than actually doing real dangerous stunts. Plus, I’ll enjoy it better.
Would you rather always be just friends with a crush, or go out with that crush once and then forget about each other?
Friends. I love that.
Would you rather play Lego or a board game?
Lego- board games make me bored. But Lego has practically no limits (except for how many you have, I guess). I could get creative!
Would you rather live with merpeople and be raised to lead polluting sailors to drown, or live with fairies and be raised to help spoiled rotten people?
Would the fairies help change spoiled rotton people, or help them do spoiled things?
Fairies. I won’t like living at the sea.
Would you rather fight alongside Pancho Villa or Victoriano Huerta?
Well, I don’t know much about either of them. But I’ll say Victoriano Huerta, just based off his nickname, El Chacal — “The Jackal”. I’d rather march besides someone with that killer nickname.
Would you rather go to lunch with Stephen Colbert or Steve Carrell?
Steve Carrell. I’d lov to chat with him about his various roles and castmates!
Would you rather live in reality or in a dream that you percieve is reality?
Remember, in a dream, anything can happen. But also remember, if you choose to live the dream that means your bodies lies asleep forever in the real world and you abandon your family.
This is clearly Inception inspired.
Reality Because dreams are dreams but reality is much more…
would you stay on earth or go into space?
Hmm, this is pretty broad. Since I’m not sure what I will be doing once I get into space, I think I will choose to stay on Earth.
Would you rather fight against Thor or Captain America?
I’d rather fight against Thor because Captain Ameica is amazing. 'Merica!
Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a mountain lion?
The mountain lion.
Would you rather be a robot or a ghost?
I’d rather be attacked by a bear. I feel like somewhere deep in my mind I have some sort of training in regards to bear attacks, but I’d have no idea what to do in the face of a mountain lion!
Would you rather wear Mr. Incredible’s original suit or the redisign from the film?
Oooh, I think I’d like to use his newer suit over the old one, seeing that the old one was ripped. 
Would you rather live in A Bug’s Life or Monster’s Inc.?
Monsters, Inc.
Nobody answered my last one:
Would you rather be a robot or a ghost?