Bob: Hey, I have an idea. WHat if we pour hot coffe on the whale’s tounge? It should spew ups back out right?
Jess-You will never get my coffee!!!
Helen:I’m sure they have more coffee, Jesse.
Jesse-But you ain’t takin’ mine
Bob: (shouting_ Can someone please get some coffee pour on to the whale’s tounge? I’m getting claustophobic in this big mounth right now.
Jesse-Causawhat!!!
Vi brings coffee and pours it on the whales tongue.
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
it yells and opens it’s mouth.
Bob: Everyone! Now’s our chance! Let’s get out of here!
Jesse: NOOOOO! I can’t leave without my coffee!!!
She picks up the Starbucks and carries it out.
The famiily of SUpers and the Toys all jumped out of the whale’s mouth and into the ocean. Then Helen realizes something was missing.
Helen: Wait! Jack-Jack is still inside!
Violet: I got him!
She rushes back into the whale’s mouth.
But suddenly, all of the Pixar protagonists who where turned evil appear!
Lightning: MUUAAAHAHAHAHA, INCREDIBLES! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ALL OF US!
WALL-E: WHOAOAOA!
Remy: Lets cook up some kick butt!
Sully: I like that pun, Remy. Just like a classic villain.
Remy: Thanks. I made it up myself.
Lightning: ATTTAAAACCCKKK!
They all attack the Incredibles!
Bob: Helen, you and Violet go rescue Jack-Jack. Dash and I will take care of them.
Helen: Got it.
All the villians-You Can’t defeat all of us!!!
DASH: Something tells me they’ve been brainwashed.
Bob: They have son, but what can we do about it?
Helen: We can DAAAANCE!
The Incredibles start doing the Macarina, leaving their foes completely baffled!
Flik: What the heck?
The Pixar protagonists start dancing.
Violet: Hey mom! Its working!
But suddenly, the former-villains appear and start drowning them in flowers!
I feel so good when someone uses my ideas!
[spoil]Macarena Macarena[/spoil] Anyway, here’s mine:
The supers realize that flowers (no matter who’s drowning in them) are no match for them and Dash whips out his Cellular.
Violet: You have a cell?
Dash: Shut up! Dad gave it to me for emergencies only. I am going to call… Dum Dum Dum Dum! Tony Rydinger! And-
Violet: Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh. You’re calling Tony?
Dash: Yes. I’m also going to call-
Violet: OHMYGOSHLIKEOMG! HOWSMYHAIRDOESITLOOKOK? TONYSCOMING!
Dash: Aren’t you supposed to be getting Jack-Jack?
Violet:Comes out of Tony trance Uh… what? Oh yeah Mom got him.
Dash: Ok good Hi, Mom! Just calling Frozone on my emergency cell.
Helen: Cell phone? What?!
Violet: ITHOUGHTYOUWERECALLINGTONY!!
Dash: If you would be quiet you would know that I’m calling BOTH!!! Geez.
Helen: Where’s your father?
Dash: He just stepped on Remy and Flik and is wrestling Sully right now… Sorry for such a long post guys… Probably my longest. ![]()
ROFLOL…oh boy that was special.
Thanks for the post Soue…
Hey TSS…wasn’t this upposed to be the last story?? It seems to me that is has gone of on 25 rabbit holes. Maybe we can try to reel it back in…
Anyhow here is mine…
Soon Frozone the cool dude was on the scene and with one swoops of his arms a cold chill fell over the entire force of monsters and fish and toys and incredibles.
“Oops.” says Frozone.