Ahhh! I typed the whole first page of the story we’re on, then accidentally deleted it. Okay, cooling off, starting all over.
This oughta be fun. Here we go.
WARNING: Ladies and gentlemen, may I ask that those of you who get shocked too easily of randomness leave the arena…I couldn’t resist.
One day, WALL-E got a toothache and decided he needed to go to the dentist.
When he arrived, the Aussie doctor was fighting a pelican!
Peach, who was in the fish tank at the time said, "Oh dear. This isn’t going to be pretty.
“Ooooo!” WALL-E said when he saw Peach, and he tried to pull her out to give her to EVE as a present, but EVE had been kidnappd by Emperor Zurg.
“Quick to the top of Mount Wanahackalugi!” shouted Gill.
Bloat: “Uh Gill, maybe we should let the toys handle this one.”
“Surrender to me your anemone of power, gimpy-finned creature, and I shall set her free!” Zurg said.
“No you killed my father!” Buzz shouted at Zurg.
Zurg: “No Buzz. I am your father!”
NOOOOOOOO!!!
P. Sherman then starts staring at the toys. “Hey, what’s going on?”
Suddenly, Randall jumps out of the closet and everyone stares at him. He turned around and shouted, “Hey! This is the wrong door! This one isn’t due for another 5 hours, idiot!”
P. Sherman then turning back to the group started to waiver. He fell to the floor unconscious.
“So, who’s gonna take care of the fat oaf?” asked Jaques.
“I will!” said Flo.
“Flo says she will,” said Deb. pause “Well? Are you going or not? Or are you just going to sit there staring at me? Ugh. I can neverrely on Flo to do anything.”
psycho theme music plays “Darla!” shouted the Tank Gang.
Darla walks over to Zurg, picks him up, and puts him in the fish tank. “SPACE INVASION!!!”
“Grruggguuggg!” muffled Zurg as he assumes that his mask was gradually fillng up with water, not realizing his to parts don’t come with a mask- his mask is his face.
“Oh no!” exclaimed Gurgle. “He knows the locaton of WALL-E’s girlfriend!”
Gill: “Toys can’t drown! Can they?”
A Lifeguard Barbie appears and announces, “Don’t worry!”
“I’m a married spud, I’m a married spud,” exclaimed the only toy who would do so.
The fish started crowding around the Lifeguard Barbie.
Dory suddenly said…“Wait it’s a fish!”
Lifeguard Barbie: “Please keep your fins and tail inside the tank at all times.”
“Ewww. I think I stepped on a caterpillar!” continued Lifeguard Barbie. “Or is it a butterfly?”
“Uh Barbie,” said Gill. “we’re underwater.”
“Then what is that caterpillar doing in the tank…” Bloat remarked, pointing at a Heimlich gracefullg swimming in the water…or at least thinking that he was capable of swimming in the water.
Buzz now finally getting used to the water swims over to Heimlich and attempts to get him out of the water.
Heimlich says, “Oh no Mr. Space ranger. I am just fishing for some fish!”
WALL-E’s pet cockroach crawls out to join the excitement.
Frantically, WALL-E runs after him.
EVE shortly comes in after WALL-E amazed at the commotion. In one corner is P. Sherman while a boat load of toys and fish crowd the fish tank. Darla abruptly faints.
P. Sherman says, “Quick, someone call a doctor!!” He then bonks his head on someting, knocking him out.
Upon seeing two unconscious people on the floor, WALL-E leaves with EVE to find a doctor. The roach begins to search the people on the floor for Twinkies.
Gill says, “Sherman is down, now’s our chance to escape! To Mount Wanahackulugie!”
[b]-(out of story: takes a breath it can’t get any more random than that, can it…)-
(back in story)[/b]
All the fish move and quickly form around the mount.
Suddenly, Mater crashed into the office, breaking the fish tank to pieces!
[b]-(out of story: I stand corrected, it can xD) -
(back in story)[/b]
The fish tank gang flopped on the floor, gasping for oxygen.
The animals and humans started to freak out! Buzz is still in the water but him and the Barbie doll are gone. The fish lie on the floor and the two humans lie unconscious in the corner.
P. Sherman has a remarkable recovery and suddenly starts dancing the Macarana. Dory realizes that someone other than her is still breathing. She overcomes the fact that she needs oxygen and breathes the regular air. She also realizes that she can fly. She flies next to P. Sherman and starts joining the dance. Buzz jumps up and uses his karate chop action to chop down P. Sherman and Dory. Once again, everyone’s dead.
Suddenly Mater realizes that he can’t die and runs away.
Mater suddenly gets chased by the Ghostlight.
It begins to gain on him!
Mater then kills a baby bumblebee by driving too fast.
The Ghostlight is stunned as the lifeless bee flies to the ground.
Sally comes driving in, asking Mater, “Whoa, what happened?”
Mater starts to cry out…“I Killed A Baby Bumble Bee!”
Sally: “Oh boy. Where have I heard this before? Don’t worry, Mater. It could be worse.”
Mater: “How?”
“It could have been a huge bumble bee. Something like 5 feet.”
Suddenly, huge blue beams flash at them and stun them.
Syndrome from out of nowhere flies into the picture.
He looks at the group trying to spot an enemy.
“Where are the Incredibles?” he asks.
“They’re not here!!! Where are they?”
“Who said that?” demanded Syndrome.
face plant…I did…*
[b]-(out of story, again. Uh, hi, sorry to interrupt your reading. About the line I marked *, I didn’t know to include that in the story or not. Okay, just letting you know. Sorry to stop you. Let’s go on.)-
-(back in story)-[/b]
Syndrome looks around. “I can’t see you.”
“I’m here, behind this rock,” said the mysterious person.
“I’ll run this guy over!” Sally threatens Syndrome. “You’re blocking the road!”
Syndrome tried to roll out of the way, but his cape gets caught in Sally’s headlight.
He starts to grow scared as he sees in the corner of his eye a red suit pops out.
Mr. Incredible:“Well, our super suit designer did say that capes were dangerous.”
Mr. Incredible then picks up Syndrome and says, “It was a big mistake for you to survive the jet explosion. It is an even bigger mistake that you are faced up with me.”
Syndrome then reaches behind his back and pulls out a picture of Violet.
Syndrome: “You care about her, do you? If you do, you will let me go and do as I say.”
Mr. Incredible: “No I don’t care about here, she’s a whiny little brat.”
Syndrome: “Very well then. I’ll just have my Omnidroid take care of her.”
Syndrome pulls out his remote and puts his finger over the button while staring into Mr. Incredible’s eyes threateningly.
Syndrome presses the button, sending the Omnidroid to go after Violet.
Syndrome: “It’s too late now.”
(out of story- deep breaths- almost there!)
(back in story)
Then the Omnidroid kills Violet…or does it?
Sally and Mater, still on the road, watch in horror; Sally revs her engines and says, “Last warning- run or be run over!”
Mater: “Run for yer lives!” (turns over to a girl in a red Super Suit with black hair) “Run little girl! Run!”
The remaining group flees towards the hills…a little bunny pops his head out of the Omnidroid and smiles at the frantic group running in different directions toward the hills.
Violet: “I’m not scared of you Omnidroid! Hit me with your best shot!”
Wall-E is hiding behind a rock, shivering with fear of what would happen next. The Omnidroid suddenly gets glitches, malfunctions, and instead of for Violet, aims for…Hal!
The Omnidroid squishes Hal the cockroach.
Wall-E screams and rushes out to mourn for his lost pet. But wait- the Omnidroid missed!
-------end of story so far---------------
curtain closes, the cliffhanger remaining
(M-O imitation) Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
The longest story yet on this thread. Randomly packed. It’s like a bad dream- full of twists and turns- but still fun.
It’s finally over- I’m done typing the story! FREEDOM! xD
Hope my little comments in the middle of the story didn’t bother you too much.
