More Bloopers!

Hey everyone! I’m new here and a HUGE fan

of S&L. And while I was looking around in here, I saw that Lightning&Sally did a forum called

“bloopers” and now IM doing one called “More Bloopers!” I’m not really stealing, am

I?
Sorry if I am. :laughing: I’ll go first! :smiley:

When Sally comes into the courtroom, Lightning

starts to flirt with her and shows her his lucky sticker.
Lightning: Kachow!
Sally: OW! What the- OW!

OW OW! Stop, stop the scene! Ouch!
Lightning: Oops, sorry. Did I hurt you?
Sally: Noooo, ya think!?

Ugh, my God. My eye!
Director: Ugh, WHAT NOW!?
Sally: Uh John, I think Lightning blinded one of my

eyes!
Lightning: It was an accident!
Director: CUT! Oh geez, can someone get her a doctor!?!?

[size=92]LOL!

I remember this! 8D

Chick Hicks: Yo, McQueen! Seriously, that was some PRETTy darn nice racing out there.

…BY YOU!!
McQueen: -blank stare, then cracks up laughing-
Chick: What?

What?!
McQueen: Well, thanks for the compliment!
Chick: Huh? …Ohh… oh, right… I meant by ME…

-nervous giggle-
Director: CUT![/size]

You might see me doing most of the quotes in

here…I have a lot of ideas :smiley:

Sally enters the courtroom
Sally: Sorry I’m late your

honor.
Everyone notices she wearing an eyepatch and they start laughing.
Sally: What? You think I

want to wear this!?!
Lightning: Yeah, uh…sorry about that.
Sally: Well I’m

just glad you didn’t get both eyes!
Director: Can we just get back to the scene? PLEASE!?
Mater: I dunno

John, is she SUPPOSED ta look like Popeye in dis scene!?
Everyone laughs.

Here’s some bloopers I like to calls "Mess Up Pit

Stops" :smiley:

Lightning pulls over at the race so Guido can replace his wheels. When Guido THINKS he

did all of the wheels, Lightning races back on the track.
KABLAAM!
Darrell: OOH!! McQueen popped another

tire!
Lightning: GUIDO! You forgot to replace one!
Guido: Oopsie.
Director: CUT!
TAKE 2
Lightning

pulls over to the pit row and Guido isn’t there.
Lightning: Hey, where’s Guido?
Cameras turn to Guido who

was sitting off stage.
Guido: What?
Director: GO!
Guido: OH! Sorry, sorry!
TAKE 3
Guido waits for

Lightning to come to pit row. Lightning races right pass them.
Doc: KID! You were supposed to stop

here!
Lightning: What!?
BOOOM! Lightning crashes and there is a big explosion. All cars put on

sunglasses.
Cars: OHHHHH! PRETTY SPARKS!
Director: I’m dealing with idiots.

[size=92]Now that… just… cracked… me… up. :laughing: You made me feel better for doing netball

trials at 8 o’clock in the morning.

Sheriff: All rise for the honorable Doc Hudson.
Ramone: -gets up

on his hydraulics, and then falls over onto his side- OW!
Luigi: Ha ha ha!!
Ramone: It ain’t funny!

D:
Director: Cut… let’s do this again…

TAKE 2

Sheriff: All rise for the honorable Doc

Hudson.
Ramone: -just sits there- …
Luigi: -nudges him- Pst! Do your line!
Ramone: Huh, I’m sorry,

what? I was thinking about Flo’s fins…
Everyone in the room: O__O;
Director: CUT!!

TAKE

3

Sheriff: All rise for… for the… -tries to stifle laughter-
Luigi: O_o
Ramone: What’s so

funny?!
Sheriff: It’s just… I’m sorry, it’s just that we can never do this take right and… -can’t stop

laughing-
Everyone else: …
Director: …Mater, did you give him any coffee

perchance?[/size]

here is one.

The 4 delienquient Cars are riding

and then a nerdy doughnut boy drives on stage.

[size=92]Mind if I add on to that, TSS? :wink:

Boost: O_o What the heck…?
DJ: Hey, it’s

a DOUGHNUT! Dude, I LOVE doughnuts!! -chases after it-
Doughnut Boy: AAH! Help me!! What is this crazy boombox

freak doing?!! -runs away-
Wingo: -starts laughing hysterically and falls over-
S/R: Uhh…

cuuut…?[/size]

No youre not stealing,its cool. :sunglasses:

Here is another “blooper”. Lightning and Sally were about to kiss and Mater was

supposed to stop them. Mater chooses not to and the two kiss. Lassiter goes “cut! Mater?”

I think

I did one like that on the last one … let me find it …

found it ! though it’s not exactly how u

described it …

Sally and Lightning lean into kiss . Ufortunately ( well not really ) , Mater came in late

so they did kiss .

Helicopter : Oops , did I come in too late .
Lightning : Why can’t we do it like

that ?!
Mater : Or even have a tree . At least it would make sense !
Director: I’m the Director and I

say what goes . Now start over
Lightning &Sally : awwww man . : (

YAY! MORE IDEAS! Sorry, i had to get that out of my system.
Today, I’ve decided to mash

up some of my bloopers in one quote!:

Scene where Lightning wakes up in the impound and Mater is right in

front of him.
Mater: Mornin sleepin beauty!
Lightning: AHHHH!
Lightning falls backwards and crashes into

the fence. Laughter comes from everyone off stage. Including Mater and Lightning.
Mater: (laughing) Ok, dat

wuz my bad!
Lightning: (laughing) Just get me out of here!

Scene where Lightning

and Mater are racing away from Frank while tractor tipping.
Frank: ROOOOOAAR!!!
Lightning: AHHH! OH MY

GOD! (clang) AHHH!
When they finally get away from him, Lightning is in pain.
Lightning: OWW! OH GOD! Stop

the cameras! OUCH!
Mater: Wut happened?
Lightning turns around and camera sees that Frank chipped off some

of Lightning’s tailfin!
Lightning: OH MY GOD!!! MY- IT’S-
Director: Why is everyone getting

hurt!?

Scene where Lightning is driving out of control in Radiator Springs and is

about to crash into a fence.
Lightning: No no no no no no!
Instead, Lightning crashes into the

camera.
Lightning: OWWW!
Camera man: Hey John! Lightning cracked the camera!
Lightning: I thought I

hired a stunt double!
Director: I already told you Lightning, no stunt doubles in the movie!
Lightning:

When we’re done with this movie, I’m gonna sue you.

                             :laughing: :laughing:  

:laughing:

[size=92]XD XD XD

I have another one…

Fillmore: Fly away, Stanley.

Be free!
Red: (gasps and is about to back away, but the Stanley statue misses the podium and hits Red in the

face)
Director: Oh dear!! Red, are you all right?!
Red: (sob) … (starts crying loudly and drives away,

knocking over the pile of tyres as he does so)
Director: Dude, isn’t that what he’s supposed to do in two

other completely different scenes…?
Ramone: Hey, we should SO include that in the movie,

man![/size]

hey Lightning&Sally, what happened to the bloopers you started? i cant find

them.

They are probably in the archives section of PP.

Anyways,

"The Legend, the Runner-Up, and

the. . ."
Chick: Hey, Why do I have to be called the runner-up? I feel insulted! How about the underdog!

Or the crowd-favorite! But the runner-up? Come on!

that was funny, here’s another:

Scene where

Lightning is about to show Sally the neon lights in town.
Lightning: Let me say that gain. IS IT GETTING DARK

OUT!?
Lizzie: Now what was I supposed to do after that?
Red hits the radio with his tire accidentally

hitting Lizzie in the face.
Lizzie: OWW! Red!!
Red gets sad and drives away…knocking over the

tires…again.
Luigi: That’s-a it! I am NOT-a restacking those tires again!

You guys are all pretty good at this! (Especially you,

M&S!) :laughing:

Watch out, though, ‘cuz I’m comin’ up with one! :wink:

Mater: It’s like Ta-Mater,

but without da Ta!
Lightning: CUT! Mater, you spat on me again?
Mater: Wait, that’s not in the script is

it?

[size=92]Mater: I

knew it! I knowed I made a good choice!
Lightning: In what?
Mater: …THE SANDWICH I ATE FOR

LUNCH!
Lighting: O_o -stares and then bursts out laughing-
Director: CUT!! Mater, stick to the script or so

help me…[/size]

Mater and Lightning are tractor tipping.
Mater: (horn)
Tractor tips and then. .

.
(farting noise)
Mater: Sorry folks, that was me!
Lightning: What?
Tractor: (farting noise)

OMG now THAT was funny! heres another:

Scene where cameras are

surrounding Lightning in the beginning of the movie.
Lightning: Kachow!
Mia&Tia: AHHHHHH!
Mia: I’m

Mia!
Tia: I’m Tia!
Both: We’re like you’re biggest fans!! KACHOW!!!
They him their lights until

Mia’s shut down and crack. She’s now angry.
Mia: TIA!! I told you to get me new batteries!
Tia: Oh, I’m

sorry, I didn’t know that the oil with 185 CALORIES made you FAT and slowed you down!!!
They start to get

into a girl fight and start slapping each other. All of sudden, Mater just drives in.
Mater: YEAHHHH! TAKE IT

OFF!!!
Everyone: O_o
Director: G RATED people! G RATED!!!

                :laughing: