Submit your personal Intro Caption

Just for fun, I was thinking we could try and create optional Front Page Title Captions. You’ve seen 'em before like “Because there are some things you never grow out of”, “Because you’re worth it”, and “Because we get fancy with the spices”.

Here’s my personal list of options:
Toy Story:

  • Because You Are A Toy (although that may lead to some unfortunate implications)
  • Because we got beyond infinity
  • Because you have been chosen

A Bug’s Life:

  • Because we knock 'em dead.
  • Because only we know how to serve Bloody Mary, O-positive
  • Because we’ve utilized psychic vibrations
  • We like making grasshoppers cry

Monsters Inc.

  • Because we filed our paperwork.

WALL-E

  • It’s all you need. And so much more.
  • It’s better than cupcakes in a cup.
  • Because we can grow Pizza Plants.
  • Because we clean our Foreign Contaminants.

I’ve got some right here. I know not all of them are great, but I’m trying. :smiley:

Toy Story:

  • Because we have picked a moving buddy.
  • Because we poisoned the water hole.
  • Because we have ways of making you talk.

Monsters Inc:

  • Because we can hear the winds of change.
  • Because we found Boo’s door.
  • Because we had ourselves some laughs.

The Incredibles:

  • Because we have a secret identity.

Cars:

  • Because life is a highway.
  • Because we float like a cadillac, sting like a beamer.
  • Because we’re becoming one of them.

Up:

  • Because we’re on our way.
  • Because we found the Snipe.

That’s awesome Geoff-uk1234! I especially love your Toy Story and Cars ones!

I got some more:
Finding Nemo

  • Because we can speak whale.
  • Because we’re friends, not food.

Ratatouille:
-Because we serve fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective.

  • Because we make it sound delicious.
  • Because we toast to non-idiocy.

Mine are pretty lame but, eh

Monsters Inc.
-Because we have our eyes on you.
-Because we broke the scare record.

Toy Story
-Because we can fly
-Because I am the real Buzz Lightyear
-Because The Claw is our master
-Because we [spoil]survived the furnace[/spoil]
-Because we can press the fire button and jump at the same time

Up
-Because we made it to Paradise Falls

Up:
Because we-SQUIRREL!
:stuck_out_tongue:

That’s the best one I’ve read on this thread!

Ratatouille:
Because if we are what we eat, then we only wanna eat the good stuff.
Because anyone can cook.
Because we wanna get that smoky flavor…
Because a great chef can come from anywhere.

Finding Nemo:
Because we’ve reached Sydney…Sydney…SYDNEY!!!
Because we’ve rode the swirling vortex of terror, dude!
Because we see something orange…and it’s small…

WALL•E:
Because that is all that love’s about.
Because there’s no blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
Because we don’t want to survive. We want to live!
Because happiness is what we sell, and that’s why everyone loves BnL!
Because we have defined “dancing”. <3