Just for fun, I was thinking we could try and create optional Front Page Title Captions. You’ve seen 'em before like “Because there are some things you never grow out of”, “Because you’re worth it”, and “Because we get fancy with the spices”.
Here’s my personal list of options:
Toy Story:
Because You Are A Toy (although that may lead to some unfortunate implications)
Because we got beyond infinity
Because you have been chosen
A Bug’s Life:
Because we knock 'em dead.
Because only we know how to serve Bloody Mary, O-positive
Monsters Inc.
-Because we have our eyes on you.
-Because we broke the scare record.
Toy Story
-Because we can fly
-Because I am the real Buzz Lightyear
-Because The Claw is our master
-Because we [spoil]survived the furnace[/spoil]
-Because we can press the fire button and jump at the same time
Ratatouille:
Because if we are what we eat, then we only wanna eat the good stuff.
Because anyone can cook.
Because we wanna get that smoky flavor…
Because a great chef can come from anywhere.
Finding Nemo:
Because we’ve reached Sydney…Sydney…SYDNEY!!!
Because we’ve rode the swirling vortex of terror, dude!
Because we see something orange…and it’s small…
WALL•E:
Because that is all that love’s about.
Because there’s no blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
Because we don’t want to survive. We want to live!
Because happiness is what we sell, and that’s why everyone loves BnL!
Because we have defined “dancing”. <3