I do not happen to share this particular celebrity crush, but a singer named Bree Sharp
apparently has a huge one on David Duchovny:
[i]It’s Sunday night, I am curled up in my
room
The TV light, fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can, I know I’m just another
fan
But I can’t help feeling I could love this secret agent man
And I can’t
Wait any more for him to
discover me, I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovney why won’t you love me, why won’t you love
me
My friends all tell me, “Girl you know it’s just a show”
BUt deep within his eyes, I see
me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI is on my mind
I’m waiting for the day, when
my lucky stars aline
In the form of
David Duchovny floating above me, in the alein light
of the
spaceship of love I need
David Duchovny hovering above me, American Heathcliff brooding and comely
David
Duchovny why won’t you love me, why won’t you love me
Why won’t you love me
So smooth and so
smart
He’s abducted my heart
And I’m falling apart
From the looks i recieve
From those eyes I
can’t leave
Well you can say I’m naieve
But he told me to believe
Oooooooooooooooooooh
My
bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Wanna put an end to, my daydream days and sleepless
nights
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the
myth, the monotone
And I would say
David Duchovny why won’t you love me, why won’t you love me
Why
won’t you love me,
David Duchovny why won’t you love me
Why won’t you love me, why won’t you love
me
David Duchovny I want you to love me,
to kiss and to hug me, debreif and debug me,
David Duchovny I
know you could love me
I’m sweet and I’m cuddly, I’m gonna kill SCULLY!
David Duchovny why won’t you
love me, why won’t you love me
Why won’t you love me Yeah
I’ll be waiting
In
Nevada[/i]