Armond White - worst critic EVER!

merchandising!!!

I’m assuming that his review will go something along the lines of “This movie pales in comparison to the clearly superior The Last Airbender, and even goes so far as to steal all their plot devices. The clear focus on merchandising proves that Disney is relying on a strong childrens’ fanbase to advertise their movie.”

Haha, yeah that’s probably it. That’s really what he does, he compares the movie he’s reviewing to a completely unrelated one. He’ll probably write a Cars 2 review to troll everyone again. Either that, or his taste in movies is lacking.

So Armond didn’t write a Cars 2 review. BUT, he is a hypocritical piece o’ crap. Why? Because he gave Transformers 3 a bad review. To recap his Transformers thoughts: 1: bad, 2: better than TS3, 3: bad. Really, Armond, really? How can this guy still be doing this for a living?

What do you guys think good ol Armold will feel about Brave?

I think he will hate it.

Who cares what he thinks? Pixar will continue to make great movies, it’s been said before and I’ll say it again he’s simply riding someones coattails.

I wonder what Armond thought of Cars 2.

Loved it lol sorry Pixar :stuck_out_tongue:

Whoa! This topic is back up? I forget to say, but I can no longer find Armond White’s reviews on the NY Press site anymore. They’ve been removed.

Shame as well, some of those hate comments were hysterical.

Was he banned. I guess that’s a good thing. I still wanna see this reviews. They always make a good laugh. Like when he said Ham was one of th main villains in Toy Story 3.

I just lose brain cells reading his reviews. 8D

Yeah, I stopped taking him seriously as soon as he mentioned that.

He’ll probabaly say Brave is sexiest towards men or something.

Haha! Yeah, probably.

we should tie him up, gag him and bound him to a pole and force him to watch a televised chess match

We’re still discussing this guy? 8D I remember when we started bashing on him! Ah the good old days.

ok, its sorta sad to hold a grudge for three years, but still, he deserves to be forced to watch a televised chess match. its the worst sort of torture there is. he’d probably say its great though, thats just because hes an idiot

hey my grandpa use to watch thoughts and he love them and he was no idiot

Make him watch a soccer game in a foreign language. Boredom, and confusion. :sunglasses:

you have never had to watch a televised chess match?