It’s authentic! It’s real. It’s…authentically
real! It’s the new, fresh-out-of-the-box Cars tissue box set, and it’s probably
already stocked on the shelves of your nearest grocery or department store. 
So…I was walking down one
of the isles in a Ralph’s store – which, coincidentally, is one of the most boring stores in the history of man
– with my mom, when I spotted one of these little beauties on top of a pile of other “normal” Kleenex
boxes! What did you expect? I absolutely had to have one…
Sure enough, my
mom bought a couple of them, and they now currently reside in two rooms in our house. And guess what? They’re
affordable and movable! You can set them on your bedstead, in the bathroom, or in
the kitchen. Take one with you for when you go on one of those long road trips – preferably Route 66 --, or
simply place them by your side while you watch a tear-jerking movie.
However you use them, they’ll
always be there for you! I currently have one on my bedstead, and it looks fabulous. So far, I’ve only seen them
in two forms: The Lightning/Sally/Mater combination (as pictured above), and the Lightning McQueen stand-alone
version. I couldn’t find a picture of the latter, so you’re just gonna have to imagine what it looks like.
Meanwhile, I’m still trying to convince my mom to buy me some Cars
underwear…
Just in time for my allergies to start flaring up, too. It’s pretty cool. …For a
Probably could have lived my