Christmas Songs, Cars style!!!

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#1

OK,

Who’s in the Christmas spirit? Fancy giving yourself a bit of a Cars Christmas? Try and rewrite any of your faveourite Christmas Songs/Carols into a Cars Christmas Song!

Here’s mine, 12 Days of Christmas rewrote Cars Style!

12 Days of Racing

Sung by: Lightning McQueen, The King, Chick Hicks, Junior, Doc Hudson

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
Lightning: A Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
King: Three screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
Junior: Four bad Delinquents
King: Three Screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
All: Five Piston Cups!
Junior: Four bad Delinquents
King: Three Screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
Doc: Six laps on Dirt Tracks
All: Five Piston Cups!
Junior: Four bad Delinquents
King: Three Screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
Chick: Seven flashing Camera’s
Doc: Six laps on Dirt Tracks
All: Five Piston Cups!
Junior: Four bad Delinquents
King: Three Screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
King: Eight nasty Crashes! (All glare at Chick)
Chick (nervously): Seven flashing Camera’s
Doc: Six laps on Dirt Tracks
All: Five Piston Cups!
Junior: Four bad Delinquents
King: Three Screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
Junior: Nine types of Sponsors
King: Eight nasty Crashes! (All glare at Chick)
Chick (rolls eyes): Seven flashing Camera’s
Doc: Six laps on Dirt Tracks
All: Five Piston Cups!
Junior: Four bad Delinquents
King: Three Screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
Doc: Ten young Rookies
Junior: Nine types of Sponsors
King: Eight nasty Crashes! (All glare at Chick)
Chick (annoyed): Seven flashing Camera’s
Doc: Six laps on Dirt Tracks
All: Five Piston Cups!
Junior: Four bad Delinquents
King: Three Screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
Chick: Eleven Practice Races
Doc: Ten young Rookies
Junior: Nine types of Sponsors
King: Eight nasty Crashes! (All glare at Chick)
Chick (annoyed): Seven flashing Camera’s
Doc: Six laps on Dirt Tracks
All: Five Piston Cups!
Junior: Four bad Delinquents
King: Three Screaming Fans
Chick: Two sets of Tyres
Lightning: And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

(All Cars Cast appear and join the Song!)

Lightning: On my Racing styled Christmas my true love gave to me…
All:
Twelve Racing Parties
Eleven Practice Races
Ten young Rookies
Nine types of Sponsors
Eight nasty Crashes!
Seven flashing Camera’s
Six laps on Dirt Tracks
Five Piston Cups!
Four bad Delinquents
Three Screaming Fans
Two sets of Tyres
And a Crew with a new Crew Chief

(All scream and applaud with Joy!!!)

Darrell Cartrip: Boogity, Boogity, Boogity Boys, let’s go Party!

Try it out!

Dan.

#2

I try it with Jingle Bells

Driving through the snow
In a very big sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A driving song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drive
In a very big sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drive
In a very big sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a drive
And soon Miss Sally Carrera
Was seated by my side
The sleigh was beautiful and big
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drive
In a very big sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drive
In a very big sleigh yeah

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drive
In a very big sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drive
In a very big sleigh

Sung by Lightning, who has a sleigh ride in a very big sleigh with Sally.
(Okay, it was not the best :unamused: )

#3

Sounds good to me! :smiley:

#4

Really? Thanks. Actually I wanted to use Silent Night but I had no clue how to change that one^^"

#5

OMG, this is going to be fun! WON, don’t feel too bad; it was pretty good! (much better than I could do)

Maybe I’ll try doing a Carol sometime later today. :bulb:

#6

Please do! The more the better :smiley:

#7

This is Mater The Rusty Tow Truck, to the tune of Rudolph. I guess I’ll let Lightning, Mater, and Doc sing their parts and Sally and Flo can sing the rest. :smiley:

Mater the rusty Tow Truck
Had a very rusty trunk
and if you ever saw it
you’d wanna wash off that gunk

All of the other townsfolk
didn’t really mind at all
They loved everything about him
even his southern drawl,

Then one crispy winter day,
Doc came up to say
“Mater, with your rusty trunk,
Please help Lightning get unstuck!”

Then how the stock car thanked him,
And he let out a sigh of relief,
“Thanks, Mater.”
“No problem buddy. Want some ground beef?”

LOL, I ran out of ideas on the last line! (RANDOM) and I couldn’t think of anything that ryhmned with RELIEF! XDDD

:laughing:

#8

ROFLMAO…ground beef…

#9

xDDDDD My apologies for the randomness. xD

#10

I love it! (sort of) :laughing:

RELIEF rhymes? How bout BELIEF, or CREW CHIEF, or LEAF?
Again, I’m loving the randomness! xD

#11

LOL Crew chief could’ve worked, except for the fact we was talking bout Mater, so… IONO! LOL. But yeah, thanks! :laughing:

#12

giggles That’s really funny. Your randomness is so hilarious, NickChick^^ I especially laughed at the last line, hee hee hee :laughing:

#13

LOL, why thank you! :smiley:

#14

Probably should be ground tractor, but then it wouldn’t rhyme… :confused:

#15

LOL, i know, but all I had to choose from was CORAL REEF, GROUND BEEF, and CREW CHIEF.

If anyone can think of how the song can end better, please let me know! :laughing:

#16

Hahahaha, oh my gosh! These are all awesome! I’m just picturing all the cars singing them. XD

#17

You guys are really, really clever! I love the 12 Days of Christmas one Dan. Really nice. The Jingle Bells one was good too.

#18

I made this one up a while ago… and you all saw it coming. Come on, you know you did. 8|

Wingo the tricked-out ricer
Had a very tall spoiler
And if you ever saw it
You would say it makes him cooler

All of the other tuners
Used to laugh and call him names (like Ladderbutt)
They never let poor Wingo
Join in any tuner games (like High Speed Heist)

Then one windy Christmas Eve
Sheriff came to say (CRAZY HOT RODDER!),
“Wingo with your wing so tall,
Would you get my cat down from the wall?”

Then how the tuners loved him
They all partied and got drunk -
“Wingo, the tricked-out ricer,
You’re no piece of junk!”

Hahahaha… hahaha… no.

#19

falls out of chair laughing

I was laughing at Drewster’s new display pic and then I read the Wingo thing, and, and, and now… I think I’m having a friggin HEART ATTACK!

wheezesnortwheeeeze

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#20

That was funny, Candy! And I especially love the last line: “Wingo the tricked-out ricer, you’re no piece of junk!”