Granted, however, you are the nerdy turtle instead of the cool surfer dude turtle.
I wish I could babysit Jack-Jack without his powers on display.
(Haha – I remember this game…from a long time ago.)
Granted, but Jack-Jack has other “hidden” powers as well, such as…wetting his diaper.
I wish that I could spend just one day with Remy…on the beach.
Granted, but remy drowns because he has Tiny lungs.
I wish I could hang out at the pool with Violet, Dash, Helen, and Bob.
Oh no… Oh, why did I ever mention the beach? (snigger)
Granted, but Jack-Jack comes along and sets the pool on fire.
I wish I could cook as good as Remy.
(jack-Jack sets pool on fire? Uh, think about it. Water with fire? doesn’t water win?)
Granted, you become Remy’s apprentice, yet you burn all of your room down on your first successful recipe.
I wish I Edna Mode could design me a Super Suit.
[size=92]But she only makes suits for those who have super powers.
I wish I could go on a massive tour through the Door Vault in the Monsters Incorporated factory…[/size]
Granted , but Randall pushes you into the door with the abdominable snowman , and now you can never come back .
I wish there was a Radiator Springs ride in Disney World , Florida , that actually worked and I get to ride it every day .
Yeah, but the line’s sooo stinkin’ long! You do get to ride it though-at midnight.
I wish I could be one of the turtles in Finding Nemo.
Granted but you get sick on the EAS.
I wish I could get a date with Glory Days Elastigirl.
You do but some idiot comes along, and by the time Elastigirl’s finished with him your date is over. 
I wish I was one of the toys in Toy Story.
Haha – yeah, I just realized that last night. Oops. (snigger)
Dash - It’s EAC, Dash. 
Granted, but Sid kidnaps you and blows you to pieces.
I wish that I could drive the Pizza Planet truck.
But you do such a good job that you’re promoted to MAKING the pizzas…No more driving for you!
I wish I could go up against Sully in a scaring contest.
you will wet your pants.
I wish i had mikyes new car
That’s suicide! 
I wish I could go to the top of Eiffel Tower with Linguini… <3
But he is a fraid of hights.
I wish I was Guido
Then you wouldn’t have arms and legs.
I wish I knew Tim Allen.
u will be woody doll
I wish i was zurg
done, but Buzzlightyear comes along and zaps you to another demension
I wish I could go into the Cars world as a car.
Granted , but I come too as a car and they’re all too busy talking to me , and by the time i’m done talking to them , we have to leave .
I wish John Lasseter and I were best friends !
Done, but he Is too busy other things that he has no time 4u Hah! How you like dem apples?
I wish that I knew Owen Wilson.