Lol, that’s a pretty nice one actually.
EVA - The story of Eva while she’s searching the galaxy for a hospitable planet. Absolute BOREDOM
LOLOLOL ROFL!!!
Toy Story 88:All the toys, and Andy, died of old age, now, Buzz is dieing. He wants to go on one last adventure. Which starts at the largest toy store in the world.
Cold precipitation caucasian and the seven little people: wonderfully remastered to be politically correct.
Dwarf names: unique, special, different, timid, … Doc
G-force: the hamster files
Cars 2: the Junkyard (name actually sounds sorta catchy)
Wall-E 2: life on mars after the excitement wore down, the people realize they only have one plant on earth and no other way of eating, and all die before they can fix the Axiom. Eve and Wall-E Hijack Mr. B’s spaceship and go to mars where they find aliens dying of pollution. They steal Wall-E’s design and mass produce him, take Eve and leave the Wall-Es to clean up the planet. I think you know the plot of Wall-E 3
Please don’t hate me for this…but please read. I randomly came up with these and now looking back at them, find them kinda funny.
CHEAPQUEL CROSSOVERS/ PARODIES TO ENCHANTED:
After the success of Enchanted, what if Disney Channel decided to buy it and twist the ideas for their own movies?
These sequels are crossovers between the live-“action”, teenage-donimated realm of modern Disney Channel and some of the Classics we all know and cherish.
Including:
Jonas Brother Bear: A full-length DCOM following the television series of JONAS- The Jonas Brothers were just hanging out, taking a break from their rock star lives, when one of them finds a strange well and accidentally falls in it. The other two quickly come to the rescue, and have themselves transported back in time to the time where Brother Bear takes place. Unable to find their lost brother, the two Jonas Brothers must find a way to survive. Somehow upsetting the spirits, one of these two gets turned into a bear. Thinking that this bear killed both his brothers, the last remaining brother swears revenge. The brother that was turned into a bear finds Koda and Kenai but cannot get along with them.
Camp Pride Rock: Camp Rock now takes place in a forbidden area. When the campers dare to sing too loud and wander too far, they find themselves falling into a strange abandoned well in the woods, and into another wilderness- the savannah where The Lion King lives. Deciding to set their new camp on Pride Rock is the worst mistake they ever made-!
The Emperor’s New School Musical: Kuzco wants a musical about his life! Yzma "poisons"him once again and, ashamed, he runs away until his curiosity gets him in trouble. Falsely led into shelter in the woods, he falls down a certain well and gets a concussion. He wakes up in the world of HSM. And competes with Sharpay. But first he has to get this llama form off…so he seeks the help of Gabriella. Gabriella’s too busy, so he seeks the help of Troy. No one would believe he was an emperor, with him being, first of all, a llama, and second, very lowly educated, to say the least. Troy finally agrees to help him, but this ruins his relationship with Gabriella.
Princess and the Frog Protection Program: Tiana and Prince Naveen have to run away for some bizarre, unexpected reason. Someone is plotting to kidnapt them so that Disney Classics can never return. They flee to a secret agency that agrees to disguise them as teens on Disney Channel at the moment, so that no one would suspect. XD
Hatching Peter Pan: Peter Pan has eternal youth, and a friend who provides unlimited pixie dust. However, after years of living in Neverland, centuries, even, he leaves and tumbles through a black hole in space that makes him look like a regular modern teen. He comes across a random kid in need of help. Peter offers to take over his shift as a chicken mascot (after all, no one crows like Peter Pan 
XD). Then the random kid decides Peter Pan should take over all of his shifts and pretend to be him. Peter Pan begins to get upset, because he can never go back to Neverland if he stays too long, but this random kid is too insisting.
Wizards of Waverly Place: The Meeting Mary Poppins Movie: Alex Russo, wizard in training, gets the Meriata-animata spell (spell that brings things to life) wrong and accidentally brings the Disney Mary Poppins movie to life. Mary Poppins is a master of magic, fun, and getting things done, and helps Alex improve.
Hannah Montana: The Little Mermaid Movie: Hannah Montana is living the rockin’ life (again) and has the best of both worlds. However, one day at the beach, something strange happens and she suddenly finds herself pushed down a well by her evil look-alike cousin (if you watched the early Halloween episode, you’ll know what I’m talking about) and transported to a situation in which she must trade her voice- the very thing that she needs to be a famous singer- for the guy she falls in love with. This, however, could be a problem, because she begins to fall for more than once guy, or easily break up with one and get another. She has three days to choose who could be the one.
Sonny With a Chance of Jealousy: Sonny loves being on her favorite comedy show: So Random! But the randomest thing ever is when the 101 Dalmations and the Aristocats also arrive on the show (after mischeiviously tumbling through the well, that is), and actually turn out to make the show a better hit than Sonny ever could! How could this happen? Sonny is jealous of how the audiences love the Aristocats and dalmations better than her, and plots to get rid of them. But here’s the problem: how can you get rid of animals so cute- and talented?
LOL
Wow, a lot of people fall down a well
Toy Story 4: Andy’s evil roommate poisons Andy’s Coke and Andy is killed. The toys call Jason to kill him,but Jason’s target is the toys. DUH DUH DA!
A bug’s life 2 A bug accidentally goes in a house and gets swatted with a fly swatter by a fat lady. The bug’s try to kill her but they all get swatted, and the renaming bugs get sat on.
Toy Story 5: After [spoil]Jason is killed[/spoil] the toys have a party,but then Woody and Buzz both get drunk from beer.
Monsters Inc 2: Sully wanted to return to the scare feel,so he scares a kid, but a kid pulls out a machine gun a kills Sully. And the kid was a 5 year old girl.
lol! 
Ok … then… 
Here are four ideas: (I know what that they all have the same idea in them!)
Toy Story 4: The Toycalypse Andy’s kids eventually grow out of the toys (hey, i’m just guessing that this is the ending of the third one), throw them away, are old and basically relive some of the most BORING memories ever (or not so boring) before they get recycled 
!
A Bug’s Life 2: Bugageddon All the bugs become extinct and get replaced by robots 
, which eventually rust 
Lilo & Stitch 5: The End. Period. Lilo plays with Stitch in the ocean (for two hours), a wave hits them both and they eventually drown, the best part of this is…that it’s a DTV!
The Little Mermaid Is Up 4 Fishing: Ariel helps contribute to the fishermen above the sea by … well, it’s hard to say on here, but let’s just say that she becomes a psycho killer! 
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Sonny with a Chance (of Meatballs)- It was just a normal day on the set of So Random!, but when it starts to rain food, it’s Up to the cast members to find out what’s happening.
Toy Story 6 Woody goes to rehab and he meets a heavy metal band there and he joins them
Toy Story 7 Nobody plays with toys or action figures anymore. But then, Woody,Buzz and the gang go and find old Jason and Freddy action figures to rule the world. But Jason doesn’t know yet that the gang killed the real Jason in Toy Story 4
Titanic 2: Rose Goes Scuba-Diving!
Robin Hood 2: When They Discovered Guns
WALL-E: The Prequel: Life As A Steering Wheel
Valiant 2: Rise of the dodo birds.
I have never even seen Valiant. LOL
This should be pretty obvious.
Finding Dory: Dory’s short-term memory loss finally causes her to wander off and go missing.
I honestly think this might have been the kind of sequel Disney would have done for that film.
A Bugs’ Life 2: Hopper’s return
Yes, I know Hopper was killed, but he can be resurrected
If you ever want to see the mediocre sequel they did do, ride Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland, which takes place after the movie. Nemo wanders off with Squirt and Marlon and Dory have to find him…again…passing through the same locales from the movie…again… 
But being in a submarine is still kind of cool .
Lilo & Stitch: The return of Leroy!
Just some that I came up with off the top of my head.
Finding Nemo 2: Fish Are Food, Not Friends
Chicken Little 2: To Kill A Mocking Chicken
High School Musical A.D. 3500 (Although, I actually like High School Musical)
I came up with like a million Air Buddies sequels
Baseball Buddies
Kitchen Buddies
Exterminator Buddies
Chatroom Buddies
Microwave Buddies (You heard me…)
Safari Buddies
Underwater Buddies
School Buddies
Crazed Buddies
NASCAR Buddies
Disney Buddies
Clock Buddies
Invisible Buddies
Levetating Buddies
Farting Buddies
Furcoat Buddies (And that’s where the series ends…)
The Incredibles 2: The Quest For Vengeance
I wasn’t seeing many Pixar sequels, and this has been my worst nightmare for sooooo long. Ok so Bob and Heleln were somehow killed, and the kids have to avenge them. I don’t want this to EVER happen, but I fear it may. If they ever make a sequel, I would like MORE Bob and Helen.
More Bob and Helen? Didn’t the first one had alot of bob and helen anyways?
Yes, but IF there ever is a sequel, I don’t want their time to be cut short.