-Homeward bound 3: Chinese adventure
Sassy, Chance, and Shadow’s owners leave for a China vacation, taking along their pets. When they reach the country, the three get lost from their humans. Now they must join together to find their humans’ hotel in China. Along the way, they try to learn Chinese so that they can get help from these Chinese speaking pets and fight the communism that gets in their way.
-Oliver and Co. 2: Leprechaun Invasion
Just another ordinary day for Oliver, Jenny, and their friends, right? Well one day Dodger looks nearby and notices all these red haired, bearded, green suited, small people running amok NYC. The leprechauns want to take over New York City and enslave all the humans and pets who live there. Can Dodger, Fagin, and Oliver drive them out? Meanwhile, Tito falls into a time machine pit that takes him to the 1940s (omg, WWII!), so Georgette must find him through the time machine and save him.
-Finding Nemo: The Midquel
It’s about everything that happens to Nemo when he’s in the tank - after that dentist kidnaps him, and before Gill starts his first plan of escaping. BORING!
-Chicken Little 2: An Inconvenient Truth
Chicken little’s days of complaining about the sky falling are over. Now he’s lecturing everyone that THE SKY IS BURNING and then he becomes unpopular once again. Then C. Little creates his own documentary-movie about global warming and Al Gore sues him for taking his idea.
-Fantasia: Contemporary Edition
Instead of classical music, it’s pop songs! The animation is based on corny anime, horrible animation found in today’s kid’s cartoons, and more animation by amateurs who have never even studied animation.
-Snow White 2: OSHA and the Seven Dwarfs
The dwarfs must fight back when OSHA forces them to change their safety standards at the mine. The whole operation is nearly shut down until the big number “Dopey is no Dead” forces the inspectors to realize the mine must be safe, otherwise Dopey would’ve been killed in it long ago. Snow White never actually appears in the movie, and late in production the title was changed to “Snow White 2: OSHA and the Seven Little People” and all references to dwarfs were poorly dubbed to read little people to be more politically correct.
Lilo & Stitch 4
Stitch has found all his cousins, but now it’s time to search for his uncles and aunts! Lilo ( replaced once more by, Dakota Fanning) teams up with him once more joined now with witty (annoying) experiment 6684! The Hawaiin fun never ends with this epic adventure, now im stunning 3D (reference to Ratatoing).
*I actually like Lilo & Stitch cheapquels but this would be going too far.
Bambi 3
Bambi’s mother: Hey Bambi, I’m not dead afterall!
Bambi: …???
Land Before Time: Christmas Special
… wait a minute… Christmas wasn’t around yet!!
(ugh, my friends and I made awesome jokes around this, but it may be inappropriate to put them here)
Cars 2
McQueen meets Thomas the Tank Engine.
Beauty and the Beast: THANKSGIVING SPECIAL!evil grin
Hercules 2
The truth about Zeus. Oh, come on! They can try and get at least ONE thing right in the Greek myth.
