Create your own horrible Disney sequel

Specialty Other Disney
#21

Oh man, this is great…! :laughing:

First of all: FigmentJedi: Puh-HA!!! That’s too funny, dude. :laughing: :laughing:

Ahem. Anyway, back to reality…

Well, umm, let’s just say that, when Disney really was churning out all of these…stomach-churning sequels day after day, my sister and I got so sick of them that we decided to, of course, spoof them. We created about three or four of these things and even concocted the plans for a video game based around one of them. We had a blast, man…

The Jungle Book 3: The Revenge of Shanti - Shanti is sick and tired of everyone pushing her around for her apparent whimpy stature, and reoccuring, haunting dreams of every living creature in the jungle coming to attack her doesn’t help. Henceforth, she decides to kill off every single animal that tried to eat her – she flattens Kaa and shoots Shere Khan and then goes after Mowgli…'cause he was the one who got her into that whole mess of trying to find him in the jungle in the first place.

T’was pretty hilarious, actually. This was the one my sister and I made a video game out of…in which you can play on the antagonist’s (Shere Khan, Kaa, Shanti, Vultures) or protagonist’s (Mowgli, Bagheeri, Baloo, Ranjan, Wolves) side and try to kill your opponents’ members off before the other “tribe” does the same to you. Each character had their own unique powers and talents, as well. (I think that Shanti had guns and machetes as weapons, or something.) We also conjured up a trailer and poster for the thing; all that’s left is to…animate them. (snigger)

The Jungle Book 1,275: The Revenge of King Louie the Ape’s Cousin Twice Removed - We were just thinking of crazy titles and came up with this for the pure ridiculousness of it.

The Lion King 3: Kovu’s Pee - Don’t ask. I think it was actually my sister’s idea… Or, maybe it was mine? I don’t remember. (snigger)

Mulan 3: The Return of Crikey - Crikey has an army of ninja crickets and they attempt to take over China while evicting Mulan and her warriors in the process. Yeah, I don’t get it either. (snigger)

I could have sworn that we had one more… Perhaps I should check with my sister again…

– Mitch

#22

Crazy ideas there Mitch! I think the Lion King 3 one has to be the most questionable right there! Funny, yet random. :laughing:

#23

now that one was sickening. But that’s its intention :slight_smile:

#24

Pixar movies are NOT dinsey movies!

Cinderella IV: Cinderella Has My Credit Card!

My sister and I also came up with TONS of Lilo & Stitch sequels: Here are some of the hundreds we made up.

Lilo & Stitch 32: Stitch is Sick
Lilo & Stich 33: Stitch falls in a Ditch
Lilo & Stitch 34: Stitch is a Witch
Lilo & Stitch 35: Stitch is a Sick Witch
Lilo & Stitch 36: Stitch the Sick Witch Falls in a Ditch

Winnie the Pooh: Pooh and Roo
Winnie the Pooh: Nobody cares about Pooh anymore
Winnie the Pooh: ROO!!!
Pooh’s Second Heffalump Movie
The Heffalump’s Pooh Movie

Beauty & the Beast: Beast Has a Feast
Beauty & the Beast Have a Thanksgiving Feast
Beauty & The Beast: The Book is Alive!!!
Beauty & the Beast: I though He was Human

Sleeping Beauty II: She’s Sleeping Again!

Snow White & the Eight Dwarfs
Snow White & the Nine Dwarfs
Snow White & the Ten Dwarfs
Snow White & the Eleven Dwarfs
Snow White & the Twelve Dwarfs
Snow White gets Unlucky
Snow White gets Unlucky…Again

Lady & The Tramp III: Let’s Go Chase a Chicken
Lady & the Tramp: Junior Moves Away
Lady & The Tramp: Help! I’m Lost!

Really Enchanted
Really, REALLY Enchanted
New York Gets Enchanted Again

The Lion King 2 3/4
The Lion King 9/11
The Lion King 1,270 943/947
The Lion King 3.14159265358979323846
The Lion King: The Next Generation

Mary Poppins II: The Umbrella Isn’t Working

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Loses Weight
Hunchback IV: The Biggest Loser

The Fox and the Hound: They Turn Back into Pups Again
The Fox and the Hound: They Turn Back into Pups AGAIN
The Fox and the Hound: They Turn Back into Pups AGAIN?!?!?!?!?
The Fox and the Hound Six: Six
The Fox and the Hound Seven: Seven
The Fox and the Hound: Where’s the Hound?
The Fox and the: Where’s the Fox?
The and the: ?
The and the: Guess Who Survived
The Fox and the Hound: They Meet Again
The Fox and the Hound: They Are Lost Again
The and the: Guess Who Found Them
Vixie, the Fox, and the Hound: The Incredible Journey
Vixie, the Fox, and the Hound: Uh, oh…
, the, and the: Guess Who’s Back
Vixie, the Fox, the Hound, the Widow, the Hunter, the Owl, the Birds, and Everyone Else: We are Stressed Out
Vixie, the Fox, the Hound, the Widow, the Hunter, the Owl, the Birds, and Everyone Else: We are Stressed Out: The Musical

EDIT: Fixed π digit. Thanks, RMSH! :wink:

#25

All of the ones that are currently made are

Snow White and the ? Dwarves
3 of the dwarves get smashed by some helicopter. And one of the remaining dwarves gets about 86% of his body devoured by godzilla. Now we’ve got pi dwarves! Plus, Snow White sings math related songs to get kiddies to love math. (By the way, I do like mathematics)

“Chicken Little II: An Inconvenient Truth” is by far the funniest Disney cheapquel I’ve made up.

Edited. I combined both of your posts. – Mitch

#26

Pirates of the Carribean: ARRRRRR!!!
Pirates of the Mediterranean
Pirates of the Black
Pirates of the South China
Pirates of the Yellow
Pirates of the Caspian
Pirates of the Baltic
Pirates of the Dead
Pirates of the Dead II: Who’s Going to Die?
Pirates of the Dead III: Are they Coming for US?
Pirates of the Daed IV: HALP!
Dead

101 Dalmatians III: Thunderbolt’s Part of the Family Now
101 Dalmatians V: There are Five Named Spot!
101 Dalmatians VII: The Puppies are all Grown Up Now - Know What That Means?
235 Dalmatians: Nanny Quits
278 Dalmatians: We’re Going to Need More Nannies!
358 Dalmatians: Now Where Are We Going To Live?
487 Dalmatians: The Puppies’ Puppies are Grown Up - Oh NO!!!
2,497 Dalmatians: We’re Losing Count
??? Dalmatians: At least 10,000

Space Buddies
Grown-Up Buddies
More Buddies
Olympic Buddies
Another Buddy
Gold Buddies
Golden Buddies
More Golden Buddies

Steamboat Willy II: His Name’s Not Wily
Steamboat Mickey: Don’t Call Him “Steamboat”
Mickey: Again

Mary Poppins 3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mary Poppins 4: Falling Up

Peter Pan 3: It’s Her GRANDdaughter!
Peter Pan 4: Pixiedust banned by FDA
Peter Pan 5: Pixiedust in the Sea
Peter Pan 6: No More Fish
Peter Pan 7: Pixiedust on a Plane
Peter Pan 8: The End
Peter Pan 9: It Never Ends

#27

Pocahontas 3: She meets another John and kills the last one
Snow white 2: The Prince and Snow White have a baby, but he’s a dwarf :open_mouth: (also known as HUNT THE SEVEN DWARFS)
Sleeping Beauty 2: Eh, the first one sucked too, didn’t need a sequel for that.
Lion King 1/4: Pumbaa’s history.
Tarzan 3: When the aliens arrive at the jungle
Aladdin 4: Abu wants power, betrays Aladdin and becomes sultan.
Pocahontas 10: There are no longer Johns on earth.

#28

A113: Wow, you guys made up all of that? Hmm, sounds clever, despite switching the Title a bit. :unamused:

#29

A113, please refrain from listing hundreds of random sequel titles.

~~=oP

#30

WALL-E 2: The Revenge
Will be released onto DVD/Bluray before the FIRST Wall-e hits theaters!
:open_mouth:
It has a 0.5 out of 10.0 rating in its IMDB profile.

#31

Lets see how twisted my sequels can be:

-Parent Trap 2: Revenge of the Twins (Bringing a whole new meaning for “Parent Trap”)

-Lilo and Stich 4: The Stargate Chronicles (Cookie to the first person who can guess where i got this idea from)

-Homeward Bound III: Return from Mexico

Chance, Shadow, and Sasie are on vaction with their family in Mexico. While Delilah is left at home with her puppies. When they acdently leave behind Chance, Shadow, and Sasie in Mexico. While trying to get back to the US. They run into a crazy, spanglish speaking Chihuahua named Roberto. Reberto decided to tagalong because he has nothing beter to do. When they make it to the border. They acdently come upon a tunnel which a bunch of border patrol officers are waiting at the other end. When coming out the other side, Chance get sshot. When the boarder patrol officers relised they wen’t people. They rush Chance to the vet for emergency surgery. Meanwhile they take Sasie, Shadow, and Roberto to the local Humane Society. Where they find out and call the owner of Chance, Sasie, and Shadow. Little while after that, Chance come out surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. A few days later. When the family comes to pic them up. The lady at the front desk of the Humane Society tells them about them about Roberto. The family then decides to adopt Roberto. At the same time this is happening. Sasie, Chance, and Shadow say their good byes to Roberto. Not knowing that their ower are going to adopt him while their there. Then the people at the Humane Society go back to the kennels. Getting Chance, Sasie, and Shadow first. And hand them over to their family. Shadow, Chance, and Sasie and sad because they think they will never see Roberto again. During the same time, A person from the Humane Society goes back to get Roberto. And brings back Roberto and hands him to Jamie. Shadow, Chance, and Sasie relizes that their owners Adopted Roberto. And Chance, Shadow, and Sasie become excited and glade that Roberto is now part of the family. After all this the Family desided to NEVER bring Chance, Shadow, and Sasie on a vaction ever again.

Well now that im burned out on this today. Due all of the above amateur screenwriting. I hope you guys like my ideas. And I’ll have more ideas tomarow.

#32

Why is everyone using revenge in their titles? (Wait a minute, did I do that too? xD)

cookies?

#33

Because… you know… you have to have revenge in the title somewhere…

My favorite is, “Bambi 3 : This Time, It’s Personal”, though. :laughing:

#34

Sherk 6

Lmao. Thats a good one.

Edited. I combined both of your posts. – Mitch

#35

Shrek isn’t disney

#36

I know. But Pixar have the right to copy Dreamworks.

#37

LOL, Lasseter must’ve looked at these before firing Sharon Morril in fear that they would come TRUE. :wink: Mehhhh, okay, I’ll give it a go. :smiley:

Snow White & the Seven Dwarves 5: ACK!! A zit!!

Bambi 3: The Wrath of Smokey Bear

101 Dalmations 4: Can Pongo Survive His 99 Teenage Pups?

The Lion King 3: Simba’s First Gray Hair

Monsters Inc. 2: Oh, But They ARE Toxic

Aladdin 4: Dude, Where’s My Monkey?

Cinderella 4: The Mid-Age Crisis

Pirates of the Carribean 5: They Remembered It As the Day They DID Catch Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Carribean 6: They Remembered It As the Day They Got Tired of the Guy and Let Him Gallavant and Plunder Across the Seas in All His Dreadlock Glory

#38

Haha! Oh, the first Pirates one was really good. The second one though, in my opinion, was too much. You went a little too far on that one.

#39

LOL, yeah, about that… I was on a roll and I kinda got carried away. :smiley: Made me laugh.

#40

xD

That was hilarious!

xD