Create your own horrible Disney sequel

For some reason the Jessie ones are always the worst. They just can’t get her face right - there’s some sort of difficulty in giving her a “tough girl face” while still making her appear feminine.

Oh Cmon, there not THAT bad, I mean they got the hat sorta right, Rex is green and a reptile, Mrs. Potato Heads eye is gone, Buzz has that helmet, I think it’s a helmet, Alien has gained a few pounds and Ham is breakable and Slink is a somewhat of a dog. Just look at there faces, Deffintly Hams and Mr. Potato Heads, They are so happy they look like the real thing there speechless and in shock.

I think what scares me the most out of that collection is Buzz’s…odd body proportions. :open_mouth: His waist rivals Ariel’s or Jasmine’s there. :open_mouth:

Not a sequel- but a random idea: Disney in addition to Marvel buys WB’s rights to the Harry Potter franchise and decides to release the book movies again.

The snake Harry talks to in the first book sings a song about there being no place like home complete with dancing mice. Also Voldemort is resurrected through stealing Harry’s saliva instead of blood in the 4th movie.

/Evil laughter

NO-ONE will escape the Harry Potter franchise ever again!

/Evil laughter.

Finding Nemo 2: Nemo gets lost yet again
Finding Nemo 3: Not Again!
Finding Nemo 4: Dory’s turn: I looked last time!
Finding Nemo 5: This is getting a tad rediculous
Finding Nemo 6: Marlin starts to contemplate buying a leasch with matching harness

^ Yes, just when I thought those books couldn’t have suffered a worse adaptation. In fact it can always be worse!

Here’s some more:

A Bug’s Life 2: The Ghost of Hopper
Aladdin 4: Jafar May Need Glasses (Yes, I stole that from Family Guy)
Chicken Little 2: The Sky is Falling Again

I know. They aren’t that great.

It’s funny, i was seriously considering putting that in the last batch of cheapquls I came up with.

What if Voldemort sang a song about sharing just as he is about to have a dancing chipmunk kill Harry?

:laughing: I love SoA’s Toy Story 4. :laughing:

Toy Story 4- Doki Doki Panic!

Woody and the gang are enjoying their new life with their owner Bonnie, when one day they receive and urgent letter from Ken and Barbie, stating that Zurg has formed a rebellion and is taking control of Sunnyside. Buzz, along with Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, Buttercup, Bullseye, and Jessie all hop into Bonnie’s car’s trunk and sneak into Sunnyside to aid Ken and the rest of the daycare toys.

Meanwhile, Woody sees a news story on television about how Al Whiggam has earned a substantial profit by selling several rare toys to the Tokyo Toy Museum. The TV cuts to a shot of the new toys in their display, and one of them is Bo Peep! Woody realizes that he has to rescue Bo, and calls for the aid of Totoro, Slinky, Hamm, Rex, and Trixie to get to Japan via the airport. The toys hijack a Pizza Planet Truck and head off.

At the daycare, Buzz and the rest have so far been overall unsuccessful in bringing down Zurg, so Buttercup suggests an evacuation. Despite the risk of the teachers noticing a lack of toys, the team agrees on it. The plan is put into action, and Ken, Barbie, Twitch, Stretch, Chunk, Chatter Telephone, the Monkey, the Green Army Men, and Big Baby escape down the trash chute safely. As Buzz and the rest head down, Zurg appears and nabs Jessie. Before Buzz can react, a garbage truck pulls up. But instead of picking up the dumpster, it turns off, and Lotso gets out with a gang of dirty toys.

Woody and his crew have successfully gotten to Japan, but are hit with immediate culture shock when they see how many people there are. Shaking it off, Hamm spots a high-speed bullet train headed for Tokyo. The toys hop on and soon arrive in Tokyo, rattled by the speed of the train. Almost getting trampled, they all make it to the museum, and hide out in the ventilation until the museum closes at night. They then wander through the vast hallways until they reach the room with Bo Peep. They break the lock and open the case to rescue her, but Hello Kitty (who shares the case with Bo) won’t allow it, as Bo Peep has been Kitty’s only “case-buddy” in years. The toys wrestle Bo free from Kitty’s grip, and run for he exit. But Kitty goes into the new Nintendo section of the museum, steals Kamek’s wand, and takes control of an army of anime figurines.

Back in America, Lotso has commanded his new gang to attack Buzz and his friends. The Monkey, Chunk, Twitch, Stretch, and Ken take on their former boss’s cronies, while Big Baby goes for Lotso. Buzz rides Bullseye up the ramp with Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head and the Green Army Men to save Jessie. The rescue team rides off towards Al’s Toy Barn for some help. They find the Utility Belt Buzz with his dad, another Zurg toy turned good, and ask them to help defeat the Sunnyside Zurg. They agree to help and they all go back to the daycare center.

At the Toy Museum, Woody, Bo and the rest are frantically searching for an exit while the anime army closes in. Just when all hope seems lost, Mario and Luigi come barreling through the figurines in a life-size Mario Kart. Woody and co. get in, and they drive through the door. Kitty becomes infuriated, and goes off in search of more powerful toys. The Mario Bros. get the gang to and airport, and say their goodbyes. Suddenly, a huge robotic leg crushes Mario and Luigi, and everyone looks up to see a giant Transformer (dubbed the Terraformer) made of thousands of smaller Transformers. And at the control panel sits Hello Kitty (which you probably knew).

The Buzzes arrive back at the fight with Lotso’s gang, where good Zurg takes out several of the cohorts. The Sunnyside toys help Big Baby take down Lotso and tie him up with his gang, and then go on to confront evil Zurg. They all enter the daycare playground area, where Zurg sits atop the slide triumphantly. They climb up, dispatching Zurg’s henchmen, until they reach the slide, where Zurg engages all of them with his limited addition Zurginator suit with target seeking missiles.

The toys in Japan rush onto the plane, which has begun to take off to get away from the Terraformer. Fortunately, planes move faster than Terraformers, and the toys relax as Kitty waves her fist at them. But unfortunately, Terraformers can transform into jets, which is just what Kitty does. The toys panic as they realize that this is the end. They huddle close and brace for impact when out of the sea roars Godzilla in a duel with King Kong. When Kong sees the jet, he flips out and charges at, roaring his head off. His roars attract Donkey Kong from the Museum, who comes running to the airport. The 2 Kongs and Godzilla attack the Terraformer, which explodes, sending the cockpit flying off. The toys cheer as they fly off towards home.

At home, the toys fight nonstop with the Zurginator, which seems indestructible. Even with 16 toys against 1, Zurg was winning. After 3 days, all seemed lost, but then the doors to the daycare fly open. All of Sunnyside’s toys charge towards the playground, led by Woody. They give a war cry like no other, and Zurg lets his guard down, giving Buzz a change to sucker punch him, sending Zurg down the slide and into the woodchips. Defeated, he lets out one last cry of anger before the Terraformer cockpit crashes on him. The hatch opens and Hello Kitty gives an evil laugh, but is silenced when the escaped Lotso jumps into the cockpit, smothering Kitty, and hits the “Escape” button in an attempt to flee. The cockpit closes and flies off back towards Japan. Buzz finds Jessie, and together, they all go home.

Meanwhile at the dump, a garbage man finds a tied up co-worker screaming. “What happened?” he asks. “THE TOYS!!” the man screams, “THEY’RE ALIVE!! THE TOYS ARE ALIVE!!” “Alright, calm down man. Just relax and I’ll untie you. Then you can tell me what really happened. By the way, Sid, have you seen my truck?”

Homeward Bound 3: Lost in Los … oh wait, the pets would be dead by now.

The sequel is already in the works- but here’s the worst title/idea imaginable. (Totally ripped from the link below, for A:TLA fans it’s pretty good.) Some swearing bit of crude humour here and there.

Monsters Inc 2: Return of Randall’s revenge, with a vengence.

youtube.com/watch?v=4oVceepx … re=related

8D

You just missed the tagline: “This time it’s personal

:astonished:

Of course!

lolz nice one!

BURN-E, I love that. Especially the name. 8D

Thanks Leirin! The title’s a nod towards the Japanese game that became Super Mario Bros. 2 in the West (called Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic in Japan). That turned out WAY longer than I anticipated. Hopefully Disney won’t see this- oh wait, it doesn’t matter they can’t do anything with it anyway! :mrgreen:

I know this isn’t a Disney film but I had to do this.

The Room 2- The Rise of Johnny.

It’s been 8 years since Johnnys death, but know onw has forgottn him. Denny misses him the most, and he wishs he would come back. His wish comes true. A few weeks later, Johnny is brougt back to life by a chicken wearing a football jershey and helmet. The chicken then disappers. Johnny goes back to his house to the surprise of everyone. They are shoked, but happy. Johnny tells about his time in heaven and he want’s to make a movie, not just about heave, but how he met Lisa and later was betrayed. But before he can do that, he want’s to thank the Chicken for bringing him back to life. Johnny, Lisa, Mark, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Chris the drug guy, Flower shop owner and, the dog go on a quest to find the chicken and thank him for his deeds.

Johnny- The best man in the world, he has mad football skills and is a good fighter, his hair has secret powers. he has a great accsent and he is a master at disguise. He can also talk to chickens. He also has good acting skills along with everyone else.

Mark- The man with the beard, he is also a good fighter, has good football skills, and he has charming good looks.

Lisa- The beautiful woman. She can make anyone fall in love with her and yell very load. he is also good at mixing stuff.

Denny- The youngest. He is a alrght fighter and footballer. He can throw drugs at the bad guys and likes to watch people by spying.

Claudette. Lisa’s mother. She can nag people to death and can amaze people she has brest cancer.

Peter- A clumsy man. He still has desent football skills and his glasses have powers.

Mike- A weak guys with alright football skills. He can trip anyone and make them fall to there death.

Chris- He can also throw drugs at people and money…If people give it them him. He also has a gun.

Flower Shop Owner- She has the ability to make flowers grow anywhere, she is also the fastest talker in thw world.

Dog- The best dog ever, he can stand there motionless like he’s dead, he has great biteing abilittes and is also a fast runner. He also has powers no one knows.

Chicken- A chicken who brung Johnny back to life, he has been own all NFL teams and is a pro. He can cheep cheep cheep at will and fly. Other then that not much his known about him.

And that will be The Room 2. It get’s releahsed in fall 2011. It will be the highest grossing film that year and make Tommy Wiseau and the other actors even more famous. It may or may not win the Best Picture award. To tell th truth, I would go see it. What do you guys think?

The Sword in the Stone 2: The Shield In the Rock
The premise is sort of like the first, but with a sword.

Hercules 2: Hercules kills his family
More like the original story!

No one ever said anything about my The Room 2 sequal. XD