Toy Story 3: The Unrated Directors Cut
The kids who went to see Toy Story in 1995 when they were 5, they were 20 when Toy Story 3 came out, they had seen more grown up movies like Friday The 13th and Saw. They liked Toy Story 3, but they wanted something more mature, epic, gritty. The REAL Toy Story 3 was, no doubt, a great movie, but this summer, discover, the Unrated, 3 Hour Long, Directors Cut. And the secret, of the old twin brother rumor, is revealed.
TOY STORY 3: THE UNRATED DIRECTORS CUT
In Theaters This Summer
Who’s his twin brother?
Did somebody do this one?
Fantasia 9000
Lilo And Stitch 3- I mean 4- I mean 5: 101 experiments
101 Dalmatians: Inbreeding
Tarzan & Jane & Tarzan
Jungle Book 3: Baloo becomes a jet pilot
The Lion King 4: The Circle of Home Video
Pinnochio 2: Pleasure Island Blackpool
Brother Bear 4: [Insert gripping sub-title here]
Treasure Planet 5: This Be The Ballad of Badbeard
Chicken Little 7: White and Nerdy
Bambi 4: The Revenge of John Lasseter
EDIT: Bambi 3: Wabbit Season
Lion King 6 2/3: Timon and Pumba
Lion King 6 4/3: The Circle of Recycling Plots
The Little Mermaid and Eric’s Little…
Dinosaur 3: Did I scare you? Be Honest
Dinosaur Lion King
Disney’s Three random episodes of a cancelled TV series spin off with little conection to make a plot as a follow-up to The Lion KingTM
Lilo and Stitch and Ferb
Lilo and Stitch: Backyard Beach
Tangled 2: Haircurlers and Combs
Lady and the Cheap…Quel
Alice in Wonderland’s Under-Land
Make Miley Music
Melody Time… For Another Cheapquel
Heehee, that would be interesting if Disney made a Fantastia every century!
I made these one’s mouth’s ago.
Camp Rock 3- Lost my voice
Lilo and Stitch 5- Gotta catch em all
National Treasure 3- Great Depression 2
Meet the Robinsons 2- Back to the Future
Up 2- Retirement home of doom
Hurcules 23- Now on sterroids
High School 4: The new Freshman who just happen like to sing too.
The Princess and the Frog 2: Dissection
Chicken Little 2: KFC
Tarzan 3: Zoo Keeper
Halloweentown 5: Christmas Town
Heehee, these ones made me chuckle!
A 2nd Goofy Movie!
Donald Duck Meets Howard The Duck
The Muppets 2: What’s A Muppet?
The Lion King 12/2: The Prequel
High School Musical 4: Justin Bieber Takes Over The World
Dinosaur 2: Mutant Turtles
Chicken Little 2: Zaxby’s
Lilo & Stitch 5: Stitch Gets A Haircut
Cars 3: Um… Yeah We’re here To Re-posses Your Car
Up 2: Left and Right
A Bug’s Life 2: Giant Killer Fire Ants Of Doom
That would be…interesting to say the least!
^A Bug’s Life as a war movie…yes please…
a Bug’s Life 2- The Exterminator- Judgment Day.
Battle Royal: The Incredibles v. X-Men v. Fantastic Four v. Young Justice v. The Avengers v. DC Super Heroes.
Bugs Life 2: Attack of the raid cans
The Wild: Escape 2 Madagascar
Bolt 2: Bolt gets fixed
Cars 3: Saved by Geico
Cars 9: Rise of the transformers
High School Musical 4: Drop out
High School Musical 5: Teen Pregnancy
I wrote those. But I head High School Musical 4 instead.
Phineas and Ferb Movie: Labor Day Bash (last day before school!)
Lemonade Mouth 2: Now with Limeade!
Princess Protection Program 5: Now hiding in Antarctica
And now to torture some of my fave Pixar movies (just for fun…)
Ratatouille 7: Colette Tatou vs. Padma Lakshmi (from Top Chef)
WALL•E 4: Axiom Honeymoon
Finding Nemo 8: Nemo meets the cast of Fish Hooks
And although not Disney…
Star Wars VII: A New Jedi Hope to Lead a Clone Attack on the Phantom Sith Menace that Returns with the Empire to Strike Back and get Revenge.
276 Dalmations
Bolt 2: Slow Down! You’re Making Sonic The Hedgehog Look Like A Turtle!
Home On The Range 2: Does This Really Need A Sequel?
The Incredibles 2: Rise Of The Underminer Part 2
Tarzan 3: Watch Out For That… Oh, Wait… That’s Copyrighted?
A 3rd Goofy Movie: What Is Goofy Anyway? A Wolf, A Dog, A Man, A Man-Dog?
Non-Disney
Wall-Street 3: It’s All About Money!
Tarzan 3- Tarzan watch’s Planet of the Apes
Beauty an the Beast 3- Parenthood
Pocahontas 4- American Woman
Non Disney
The Wizard- Level 2
Jack Frost 2- How I spent my Summer Vacation
Heehee, I like that one!
I haven’t made these in ages, but I’m bored, and extremely hyper, so here I go:
The Lion King 6- AAAAH! It’s a talking lion!
The Princess and the Frog 2: Meet Pascal
High School Musical 4- Here’s to 4 more years of irritating movies!
High School Musical 5- Halfway Done and Still Just as Annoying
High School Musical 6- We’re Really Almost Done! We Promise!
High School Musical 7- You thought we were done, didn’t you? April Fool’s!
High School Musical 8- We’re Never Going to Stop! Mwahahaha!
Tarzan 4: Lost in Antarctica
Home on the Range 2: Old McDonald buys the farm
Pirates of the Carribean 9: Search for Treasure Planet
Pirates of the Carribean 10: escape from Never Land
Pirates of the Carribean 11: Conquering Somalia
Chicken Little 2: Theres nothing like some KFC eh boys?
Hannah Montana the Movie 2, the Search for better music.