Destroy the picture above you

Dan Brown unveils his new conspiracy theory: Neil Armstrong never make it to the moon, it was a phony.

Dan Brown’s greatest enemy!

The Nazis burn all books

Nazi’s cannot beat the combined power of the allies of ww2!

(There were more countries than just Britain, US, France and Soviet Union… though I do believe the ‘United Nations’ was formed after the 2nd World War. I’m assuming the word choice is coincidental here. It came up in a google search of allies of world war 2 though!)

But not even all those nations stand a chance when Mars Attacks!


The method of defeating Martians is very easy if you’ve watched the movie. :wink:

Earplugs can save them.


But a strong man can bend and break the ear plugs.

Steroids destroy strong men

And the only way to stop steriods is to stop the activity you’re doing, or suspension.


Obama proposes bill to stop retirement

And the way to defeat the president is by

And a way to avoid that is by being a monarch

The queen is conquered by a much younger, sweet, adorable monarch.

Democracy can either remove a monarch or at least reduce their power to the point they are basically more or less a symbol or there to look regal on foreign visits:

Sarah Palin takes over the world and kills Democracy.

Joe biden

Apparently a shoe can destroy him.

If that’s Bigfoot, then this is my response: