[i]'Is
anyone else noticing that every other movie in the cinemas lately seems to be a 3D animation with animals in it?
Usually something to do with a group of differing wildlife who get together and have a whacky and hilarious
adventure? So have we. And it’s getting beyond a joke. Here’s what’s got us feeling quite irate of
late?
At the time of scrawling this, Barnyard: The Original Party Animals and Open Season are at positions
three and four on the UK box office chart. The former is about a farm that goes crazy with animal fun as soon as
the farmer leaves the premises, the latter is about a domesticated bear who ends up in (wait for it)? the
wild!
‘Hang on’, we hear you ask. 'Isn’t that exactly the same friendly-animals-in-nasty-places idea
that fuelled The Wild which came out earlier this year. And wasn’t The Wild an almost identical clone of the
previous year’s Madagascar?’ Yes and yes. We might also point out that the premise of the disastrous Barnyard
is, in essence, ‘Toy Story on a farm.’
There is undoubtedly an unprecedented degree of creative
bankruptcy among these titles. Let’s not forget Over The Hedge and Hoodwinked, both of which emerged this year
with the same character: a squirrel who reaches ridiculous degrees of hyperactivity when he drinks coffee. The
Hoodwinked one was called Twitchy, the Over The Hedge one was called Hammy. One is ripping off the other, but
it’s unlikely that either really cares.
Why? Because they’re both making a spectacular amount of money
- that’s why. Not only have nearly all these movies given decent box-office performances, they’ll all go on to
sell spectacular numbers of DVDs that will be lapped up by unfortunate parents hoping to buy themselves an hour
and a half of peace.
But that’s not where the real money’s made. For every meaningless gopher, koala
and donkey that can be squeezed into these productions, another fluffy toy hits the shelves. Better yet, each one
has their own key-ring, pencil case and yo-yo, all of which means major cash-in-pocket for Mr movie exec. As the
viewing public, it’s our duty to point out the fact that the motivation behind such flicks has very little to do
with telling a decent story.
Let’s hope Aardman Animation can raise the bar a bit with this winter’s
Flushed Away. Then we’ll all be looking to Pixar for Ratatouille next year. Both look promising, even if they
are both about rats? (sigh).'[/i]
Source:
[url]http://movies.uk.msn.com/features/Animatedmovies2006_article.aspx?wa=wsignin1.0[/url]