Since there’s an old game about to be locked, i’m starting another one in its place.
You read the imperative sentence in the previous post, and then post an excuse on why you can’t do it. Then post another command.
Example:
Sing a song.
My response:
I…cough…lost my…cough cough…voice.
Let’s begin.
Clean your room.
The stench building up in my room has formed a poisonous gas cloud. I’m NOT cleaning that room.
Go to school.
LOL nice one JF. 
Um…i can’t go to school; i whacked my head on my keyboard yesterday and i can’t learn properly.
Go to bed.
Don’t you know bed bugs are making a comeback?
Eat your spinach.
Too much spinach is unhealthy.
Check the mailbox.
Ho no, you know what happens to Rex whenever someone opens that thing…
Pack your bag for school tomorrow.
It’s Saturday.
Give me a penny.
I’m donating all my money to the starving children in Africa.
Turn off your I-pod.
Nice idea, A113!
Uh, no, my iPod is pre-programmed to remain on until the song is finished.
Clean the garage.
I’m waiting until the battery goes out.
Climb into the fridge and tell me if the light goes off.
I’m medically inclined to stay in temperatures above 70 degrees.
Reply to this.
Maybe later.
Come help me paint the ceiling.
Sorry guys, but I am locking this up. Kinda pointless right now.
A113: Not until we find the perfect color.
Go outside.
wait a minute, the caption game’s been closed.
But we already have enough games already.