MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!
Put on your helmets and ready your swords, cos’ TDIT is about to take Viking jokes to new heights! Born loser Quiff always wanted to run with the ‘big boys’ and fight Ikrans, but it turns out he lacks some major cajones. When he brings down one of the most dreaded species of Ikrans, The Night Furry, he couldn’t bring himself to kill it (again, because of the absence of cajones). So he nicknames it ‘Doofus’ and begins a dangerous liason, unbeknownst to his requisite love interest, Asswit. When his clan launches a ‘preemptive strike’ to rival Avatar’s finale, Quiff has to choose between the people who have mocked him his entire life, or his newfound buddy that suspiciously sounds like a Disney character.
Well, this is my first trailer dub. I’ve been inspired by folks like stry0kr and LordPhillock8 (go check out those videos now!), and decided to give this a shot. I apologise for the horrible Scottish accent, but at least I tried.
For the record, I’m actually quite excited for HTTYD. I think it’ll be Dreamworks’ best since KFP, but I guess I’ll find out when I eventually see it. And no, I don’t advocate bestiality.
If you guys like this, I may try other trailers down the road. If not, well, we can arrange a meeting and fight to the death on top of dragons in aerial combat.
TDIT’s Dreadful Trailer Dub - How To Drain Your Human [Rated PG for minor coarse language and adult themes]
I’m Shipping Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys
Beautiful Stranger - Madonna
Up Is Down - Hans Zimmer
Marry Me - Hans Zimmer
Disco Inferno - The Trammps
The video footage is copyright of Chris Sanders and Dreamworks Animation, and the music is the property of the artistes listed. I only own the character audio track and sound-effects.
Interesting Fact: Other than the trailer narrator, Stoick the Vast, and the Goofy Holler, the other voices are unmodulated! And all sound effects are done by me (other than the ‘whoosh’ and ‘boom’ trailer effects).
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