[b]My Favorite Quotes: TO
INFINITY AND BEYOND! / SPEED I AM
SPEED[/b]
Hamm: So, where’re you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz: Well, no. I’m actually stationed at the Gamma
Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
Mr. Potato Head: Oh really? Well I’m from Playskool.
Rex: And I’m
from Mattel. Well, I’m not really from Mattel. I’m from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged
buy-out.
Hopper: If I didn’t promise Mother on her
deathbed that I wouldn’t kill you…[i]I’d
kill you![/i]
Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I’m
still Andy’s toy. Well, if you knew him, you’d understand. See, Andy’s?
Jessie:
[sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy’s a real special kid, and to him, you’re
his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it’s like…
[i]even though you’re not moving, you feel like you’re alive… because that’s how he sees
you.[/i]"
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was
my whole world.
Randall: [angry] WAZOWSKI! Where is it, you little one-eyed
cretin?!
Mike: Okay, first of all, it’s “creetin”. If you’re gonna threaten me, do it
properly.
Dory: No. No, you can’t. Stop! Please don’t go away! Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for
so long before! And if you leave, if you leave… I just, I remember things better with you! I do! Look! P.
Sherman, forty-two… forty-two… I remember it, I do! It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I
can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I… I’m home! Please. I don’t want that to go away. I don’t want to
forget.
Marlin: I’m sorry, Dory, but I do. I do want to forget.
Bob:
Wait here and stay hidden. I’m going in.
Helen: While what, I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don’t
think so.
Bob: I’m asking you to wait with the kids.
Helen: And I’m telling you, not a chance! You’re
my husband, I’m with you. “For better or worse.”
Bob: I have to do this alone.
Helen: What is
this to you? Playtime?
Bob: No…
Helen: So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
Bob: No!
Helen: Then
what?
Bob: I’m not…I’m not strong enough.
Helen: “Strong enough”, and this will make you
stronger?
Bob: Yes. No!
Helen: That’s what this is, some sort of workout!?
Bob: I can’t lose you
again!!! [pause] I can’t…not again. I’m not…strong enough.
Helen: [Kisses him passionately] If we work
together, you won’t have to be.
Lightning: Why would someone like you quit at the top of their game?
Doc: You think I quit? [shows Lightning the newspaper of his crash.]
Lightning: Right…your big wreck in
'54…
Doc: They quit on me. When I finally got
put back together I went back expecting a big welcome. Know what they said? [i]"You’re
history."[/i] Moved on to the next rookie standing in line. I still had a lot left in me. I just
never got a chance to show it. I keep that [the paper] to remind myself never to go back. I just never thought
that world would find me here.
Lightning: Hey, Doc, I’m not them.
Doc: Oh yeah?
Lightning: No, I’m
not.
Doc: When was the last time you cared about anything except yourself, Hot Rod? You name me one time, and
I will take it all back. [Lightning looks defeated] Uh-huh. I didn’t think so.
Mixture of funny and
dramatic.
Hmm…
“Shh shh shh…Ya hear that? It’s the winds of change…”
Buzz: Right now,
poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity
to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon’s only weakness. And you, my
friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: YOU. ARE. A. TOOO-YYY! You
aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re - you’re just an action figure!
Woody: You are a child’s
play-thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, ya loony.
I always think that Woody’s saying ‘balony’ at the end, there- just the
way he says it, really sounds like it. 
this is one of my favourites…
POTATO HEAD:
Hey look i’m picasso!
HAMM: Nah, I don’t get it.
POTATO HEAD: You uncultured swine! (look over at Hocky
Puck) What are you lookin at, ya hockey puck.
I don’t have a favorite. All my favorite quotes/lines are all in The Incredibles.
This is gonna be tough…
Cars:
Ah heck, I
like the whole thing.
The Incredibles:
I love all the
dialogue.
Finding Nemo:
“Wow. That’s a pretty big butt.” -
Pearl
“Just keep swimming… Just keep swimming…” - Dory
"Well, you can’t never
let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him." - Dory
[b]Monster’s
Inc.: [/b]
"Really? Well in that case…let’s keep it. I always wanted a pet…that could
kill me!" - Mike
“I’m watching you Wazowski. Always watching… Always!” -
Roz
“Come on, we’ll talk. Come on, we’ll have a latte’!” - Mike
[b]Toy
Story 2: [/b]
"You’re right, Prospector. I can’t stop Andy from growing up. But I
wouldn’t miss it for the world." - Woody
“Buzz, I was a yo-yo!” -
Woody
“Was…” - Mr. Potato Head
“Ok, I’m officially freaked out now.” -
Woody
"Where’s the remote? Where’s the remote? Why don’t I put it in the same place every time?!
Oh here it is…" - Al
“Well if the boot fits…” - Woody
“Say that again.” -
Jessie
“If…the boo-T…fits…” - Woody
[b]A Bug’s Life:
[/b]
“But it’s a rock…” - Dot
“Are you saying I’m stupid?” -
Hopper
“No!” - Atta
“Do I look…stupid…to you?” - Hopper
"Pretend it’s
a seed, ok?" - Dot
Toy Story:
I love the whole thing.
Whew – that was long…
Wow! There are soooo many! I write quotes down and a good
half of my quotes book is probably Pixar quotes! Let’s see, where to start:
Monsters Inc:
Sully:Hey
mike, i think she’s gettin tired
Mike: Well then, why dont you find someplace for it to sleep? WHILE I THINK
OF A PLAN!!!
Finding Nemo:
Marlin: I’m gonna get you, I’m gonna swim with you, I’m gonna be your
best friend-good feeling’s gone"
Cars:
Doc: Hey! Was that floatin like a Cadillac? Or was that
stingin like a Beemer? I’m confused! You drive like you fix roads-lousy."
Ohh…I
forgot about that one. Funny line. 
Here’s
the first quote I started telling people when i saw Cars the first time:
King: Hey buddy
McQueen: Oh
Hey Mr. The King!
King: You know yer one gutsy racer. You got more talent in one lug nut than a lotta cars has
got in their whole body.
McQueen:Really?
King: But yer stupid
McQueen: Excuse me?
Haha. Yeah, that was one of the first lines from Cars
that my sister and I starting quoting, too. I love the way “The King” says it: "But yer
stu-pid."
I got a million of em! Let’s
see
Mike:I got a move here. It’ll bring down the house!
Sully: Oh sorry, she didnt see that
one
Mike: What?! What, did you forget to check and see if her hood was up, ya big dope!
PIT-STOP!!
Simple, but
HILARIOUS!!! 
Many thanks to Wikiquote, because I didn’t have the time (or the DVDs) to go through each
movie to get my faves. I’ll try to keep this short; I have quite a few
faves.
[size=75]Toy Story
Woody: You are a child’s
plaything!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
Buzz: One minute
you’re defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with [whispers]Marie
Antoinette… and her little sister.
Woody: Oh no, no, no, no, no - Buzz, look, an alien!
Buzz:
Where?!
[Woody bursts into laughter]
Toy Story 2
Slinky Dog: I may not
be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz: Don’t worry, Woody. In just a few hours you’ll be
sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me
for leaving, but I have to go back. I’m still Andy’s toy. Well, if you knew him, you’d understand. See,
Andy’s?
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy’s a real special kid, and to him, you’re his
buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it’s like… even though you’re not moving,
you feel like you’re alive… because that’s how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
Hamm: Too late, I’m already in the
40’s. Gotta go around the horn, it’s faster.
Bo: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives
Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [coughs] Um, okay, but it won’t be the same coming from me.
[The toys are
gathered around an Etcha Sketch board with a doodle of Woody on it.]
Hamm: All right. Let’s review this one
more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit ‘A,’ Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit ‘B’. [the doodle of Woody is
replaced with one of Al holding Woody] A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Bo: He didn’t have a beard like
that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
[Al’s waist-length beard is trimmed back.]
Slinky: The
kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky…
Mr. Potato: Let’s just go straight to
Exhibit ‘F’: The kidnapper’s vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction?
Hamm: Are your
eyes in backwards? It went the other way.
Mr. Potato: Hey, put a cork in it, pal.
[Rex arrives,
demolishing the “crime scene”.]
Rex: How do you spell ‘FBI’?
Mr. Potato: My crime scene!
Hamm: Oh, why don’t you watch where you’re going, Godspilla?!
Rex: I didn’t know there was a crime
scene!
Woody: Okay, I’m officially freaked out now.
[b]Monsters,
Inc.[/b]
Boo: Kitty!
Finding Nemo
Dory: I shall call him
Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.
Bruce, Chum, and Anchor: I am a nice shark. Not
a mindless eatin’ machine. If I want to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not
food.
[Bruce has rediscovered his taste for blood?and fish.]
Chum, Anchor: Intervention!!
Dory:
Yahh! Something’s got me!
Marlin: That was me, I’m sorry.
Dory: Who’s that?!
Marlin: Who’s that?
Who could it be?! It’s me!
Dory: Are… are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs, exasperated] Yes. Yes,
I’m your conscience. We haven’t spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory: Meh. Can’t complain.
And
anything Crush says
The Incredibles
E: I never look back, dahling. It
distracts from the now.
Elastigirl: Settle down? Are you kidding? I’m at the top of my game! I’m right
up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think
so.
Helen: If the time comes, you’ll know what to do. It’s in your blood.
Violet: I said, shut
up, you little insect!
Violet: Well… I think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think
it’s time we wind down now.
Syndrome: Oh, man! I’m still geeking out about it!
Rusty McAllister:
“That was totally wicked!!”
The Lucius-and-Honey “Where is my super suit?!”
scene
[Syndrome, in costume, arrives at the Parr home.]
Kari: What does the “S” stand for?
Syndrome: For? s-s-s? sitter! Yeah, sitter. Heh. Originally, I was gonna have initials for "baby
sitter", but then I would have been going around wearing a big “B.S.”, and [laughing] you
understand why I couldn’t go with that.
[Cut to Agent Dicker’s interrogation of Kari.]
Dicker: And you
believed him.
Kari: The baby was exploding! You ever seen an exploding baby before, Mr.
Dicker?!!
Cars
Lightning: Don’t leave me! I’m in Hillbilly Hell! My IQ
is dropping by the second! I’m becoming one of them!!!
Luigi: I must scream it to the world, my
excitement from the top of someplace very high!
Luigi: Luigi follow only the Ferraris.
Lightning
McQueen: You know her? [Sally]
Mater: She’s the town attorney… and my fianc?e.
Lightning McQueen: What?
Mater:I’m just kiddin’. She just likes me for my body.
And the drive-in theatre scene during the
credits.[/size]
Okay, keeping it short didn’t exactly work.
Hope
this one wasnt mentioned already-
Mater: You know I once knew this girl Doreen. Good lookin girl. She
looked just like a Jaguar. Only she was a truck! I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to
her.
Lightning: What are you talking about?
Mater: I dont know. Hey! I know somethin we can do to tonight
cuz i’m in charge of watchin ya
Lightning: No Mater, I have to finish this road and then I have to get out of
here.
Mater: That’s alright Mr. I Cant Turn On Dirt. You probably couldnt handle it anyway
Lightning: Now
hold on. You know who you’re talking to Mater, this is Lightning McQueen. I can handle anything.
Ok, i can keep this going. here’s another one of my fav which i myself
use
Marlin: How do you know something bad isnt gonna happen?
Dory: I dont!
[b]My favorite one is when mater says: he did
what in his cup.[/b]
“Kid needs to take off a few pounds!” Always makes me laugh.
What Pixar movie was that quote from?
TSS: Monster INC.
I do have a lot of favorite pixar quotes. here are my Toy
Story ones:
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is
“space ranger”.
Woody: The word I’m searching for, I can’t say, because there’s preschool toys
present.
Woody: Who’s got my hat?
Shark: Look, I’m Woody: Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Woody: Ha-ha,
ha-ha. Gimme that.
Buzz: This is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic!
Woody: Buzz, you’ve got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that… whoosh
thing! You are a cool toy!
[loses steam]
Woody: As a matter of fact, you’re too cool.