[size=92]"DON’T YOU GET IT? You see the hat?! I’m MRS NESBIT!
BWAHAHA!!"
That one just cracks me up… 
[/size]
I
dont know if this was mentioned but here’s one from Cars where it seemed like I was the only one in the theater
who laughed. It seems funny to me:
Kori Turbowitz: We’re here live at the Los Angeles International
Speedway, where the first competitor, Lightning McQueen, is arriving at the track!
*Press shouting at the back
of the truck, door opens with McQueen gone*
Press: GASP!
Mack: What? Did I forget to wipe my mudflap?
And I just love the things
following that… Especially this.
“Lightning Mcqueen must be found at all cost!”
The
Swartzenager (I know I spelled that one wrong) Hummer was just hilarious.
…then the
“puffy” asian reporter and Jay “Limo”!
Jay Limo (Jay Leno) was hilarious!
I haven’t seen it in so long. Exactly what did he say
again?
"What’s easier to find, McQueen or his Crew
cheif?!!!"
Dory: ESCAPE!!! That’s funny. It’s spelt just like
the word escape.
Bill – Oh, pishaw! That one of my favorite Dory lines!!!
Actually, he said:
[i]"I dunno what’s harder
to find: Lightning McQueen…or the crew chief who works with him?!"[/i]
You were pretty
close, though! 
I love the Ratatouille lines of
dialogue as well:
“You’re freaking me out!” -
Colette
Colette is funny.
Mitch – (Heehee) Yeah,
thanks. Seems like I’m always “pretty close”!
Somehow, I almost forgot about the
Ratatouille ones. I guess just waiting for it is enough! 
[i]Ahh…Paris, France. Home to the finest chefs and the greatest restauraunts in the world.
All my life I’ve wanted to be one! [/i]
How about this for a favorite.
"It’ll be only a matter of time before I am
discovered."
(flick)
Hate to be picky TSS, but
it’s:
It’s only a matter of time…
[size=92]Here’s another whole bit that I
particularly liked…
Kori Turbowitz: McQueen, that was quite a risky move not taking tyres.
Not Chuck:
Tell me about it!
Kori Turbowitz: Are you sorry you didn’t have a crew chief out there?
Lightning: Oh,
Kori. Y’know, there’s a whole lot more to racing that just winning… I mean, taking the race by a full lap -
where’s the entertainment in that?
Not Chuck: Hah!
Lightning: Nah, I wanted to give the folks a little
sizzle.
Not Chuck: Sizzle?!
Lightning: Am I sorry I didn’t have a crew chief? No, I’m not. Because I’m a
one-man show.
Not Chuck: WHAT?! Oh, yeah, right!
Kori: Turbowitz: That was a very confident Lightning
McQueen. Coming to you live from victory lane…
Camera Car: Yo, get out of the shot!
Lightning: Hey Chuck,
what’re you doing? You’re blocking the camera. Everyone wants to see the bolt!
Not Chuck:
What?!
Lightning: Now back away.
Not Chuck: AW, THAT’S IT! Come on, guys!
Lightning: Whoa, team! Where
are you going?
Not Chuck: We QUIT, Mr One-Man Show!
Lightning: Okay, leave, fine. How will I ever find
anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas? Adios, Chuck.
Not Chuck: AND MY NAME’S NOT
CHUCK!
Lightning: Oh, whatever.
Not Chuck is so funny.[/size]
Candy – Yeah, the combo of him being so confident and calling
this guy “chuck” is just hilarious!
Haha – sure thing. And dude, you were so
close on that second one! Here ya’ go:
[i]Ahh…Paris, France. Home of the finest restaurants
and the greatest chefs in the world. All my life I’ve wanted to be one of them![/i]
Cheh –
I’m so critical. 
Pixel Candy - Haha – wow, you did all that
from memory? Cool! And yeah, “not Chuck” is hilarious.
Mitch – (Haha) Thanks again!
I’ll double check from now
on…
I was in a theatre one time and I was watching the Ratatouille trailer. Someone
litterally fell out of his seat when he heard,
“Shut up and eat your garbage!”
Gasduude - (snigger) No problem.
[b]The Star
Swordsman[/b] - Ahaha – really? That’s hilarious.
Yes
they did. It was kinda amusing.