Ew. If you wish to look like a hooker, go be one. No posing, please. 
Urgh there are so many girls like that at my school… they are plastered in make-up and take photos of themselves with puckered lips. I mean, come on, that’s being fake. They ACT fake too.
Oh and once there was this girl who put so much fake tan and bronzer on her face she looked like a tangerine. Now there’s this mobile network called Orange and it’s motto is “The future’s bright, the future’s Orange”.
But I went around refering to her through my own take of it:
“The future’s bright, the future’s Your Face”…
And Jessie, boys always hit me too. On my vacation, there was this boy who liked my sister but kept telling me to **** off, and then he whooped me hard on the back. I hate it when boys do that, they like my sister (who is prettier than me, though I hate to say it) and they attack me. It’s just not fair…this is probably why I’ve never had a boyfriend. Boys think I’m annoying 
Wt*! they hit you too! 
gawd!.. if i ever saw that the’d be breathing threw a straw… there is no da** reason for this unhuman behavor… i mean dang that really gets me mad… you ok? if i ever see a girl being hit by a boy that boy will be walking away with atleast 2 black eyes… and hitting someone just becuase you want someone to go is extremely wrong… you know im usally kind and sauch but i will not stand for sh** like this…
Yeah you can hit him for me too Garrett 
You can save me.
Oh and you can hit one of these lifeguards too- he kept staring at me like he was a pervert and I felt really uncomfortable in the pool especially as I was in a bikini…
Dont worry i would if i ever saw him… a life guard? again wt*! i hate people like that! says to myself- my brother is like that and i smack him upside the head everytime…
Oh my goodness! Guys hitting girls?!?! 
What is this world turning into?
Anyways, I don’t really have a nickname, but my little brother and sister call me “Sissy” quite often. And when I was at art camp, we painted an old rusty truck and I put a tow on mine to make it look like Mater. And they told me if they ever see me on the street or something they would say ,“There goes the tow truck girl!” XD
AMI did you get my pm?
Yeah I got it alright… <3 I can’t wait for your work that you made! 
<3 ill get up as soon as i can <3
Erm… Don’t mean to interrupt…
Since my preferred name is Sam , You can rightfully assume I get nicknamed Sam-I-Am a lot. I’ve also been nicknamed Samuel Adams (The Beer company or something?). I don’t really consider ether of them bad per sae, but sometimes they really do get on my nerves.
Must be annoying…
Well, Sam-I-Am is a lot more annoying than Samuel Adams, mostly because it’s a universally recognized name from a book. I’ve had people follow me around and recite lines from the book. It’s almost like their form of punishment!
It actually starts to make me wonder if I should go back to using my birth name. (But that probably wouldn’t help much, since it’s the same thing with a -uel at the end of it. XD )
Well, when I hear ‘Samuel Adams’ I think of the patriot and historical figure, but I’m sure they’re refering to the beer.
For some reason and I do not know why, some annoying people at my school keep calling me emo. I don’t even LOOK like one, gosh! D8<
They’re most likely the issue, not you. Usually it’s the bully’s stupidity, and not the victim’s fault.
^I hate the emo phenomena. So trite.
My family used to call my sister “Goose” after an unfortunate goose attack at a girl scouts camping trip. 
She hated it!
ugh I was called Goth becuase I loved the color black and I was always wearing black.
Garrett always calls me “Muffin” <3
and you call me Garebear! Haha! <3
I know I do And I’m the only person who can call you that <3