Tell me what you want auto to say, I’ll upload it here and I’ll tell you how to set it as your start up sound (if you want it that way, but you can just have the sound file if you want)!
I’m very kind 
Just post your request here. He can say anything, froma simple Hello, to anything, really.
Can you make him say “Contains no specimen”?
“Good Morning, Captain. Awaiting orders.”
Make him say that. 
That’s cool - too bad Mac doesn’t seem to allow such things … 
I uploaded a bunch of start-up sounds for other people to use, but can only use them on the old laptop.
yeah, but it’s the mac i’m creting them off. I’m on it now.
any more? I will compile them into a .zip for everyone to have them all!
Can I please get, “Good Morning. Please use at your discretion.”
sure. I’ll leave it open 'til tommorow, and Ill add a few myself.
“Simulation terminated”
-you know, movie quotes and stuff. It’d be funny for a monotone AUTO to start singing “Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious” (challenge right there).
Make him say a bender quote from futurama lol.
Or something from The Simpson’s! “Eat my shorts” would be a cool one. Or “d’oh!”
all these are coming up by 10pm GMT, gotta do a presentation for my class tomorrow -.-