I saw Cars 2.

I was recently admitted into an early test screening for Cars 2. A lot of what I saw was still in storyboard form, and there was no background music whatsoever. But here’s the laydown of what I saw.

[spoiler]Doc is hungry so he eats Red. Mater, lurking in the shadows, is witness to the whole thing and tells the police. The police arrest Doc and his accomplice Sherrif (who ate the left overs), letting Radiator Springs fall into chaos. Admist the chaos, Mater is somehow elected mayor. Mater than forces everyone to watch eight straight hours of Hannah Montana. When that’s over, he decides that it was so fun, he makes them watch another eight hundred hours.

There’s an action sequence where Lightning and Mater duel to the death. Both of them get killed in the process.

The End.[/spoiler]

Keep on trolling.

I know this is just a joke, but creating threads like this gets people’s hopes up and it just isn’t that funny. Locking up.