And I’m all out of names
Yes, greetings, puny mortals. Sitting there, enjoying your silly little “Pixar” films. Well, let me teach you all one thing.
I am the biggest fan of Pixar. And you will learn this or I will have to use my Karate Chop action on you.
See? See? I am the biggest fan! I referenced Toy Story in my introduction! Mwahahahahahahaha!
In all due srsness, hello there, I’m Cal (lé gasp!), and I like video games, sleeping, sitting down, chewing electrical appliances, and Pixar films. Pixar are a bunch of genii and perfect in every way and as a result I seriously doubt they are human. That’d explain their haters! The haters are all xenophobes. Yes.
Now what are my favourite Pixar films, you may ask? Wait you don’t ask? You’re mean! I’ll tell you anyway; Toy Story 1 + 2 (I haven’t seen 3 yet… bah!), A Bug’s Life, The Incredibles, Wall-E and Up are all pure, concentrated awesome in animated form. ‘course, every single Pixar film is pure, concentrated awesome in animated form. Really, still doubtin’ Pixar are human.
So, yes, hello fellow Pixar Fans! (I must enquire, do we have a title, like Star Trek fans are Trekkies? This information is very valuable to me, you see)
Note - Please don’t take me all that seriously. If you haven’t noticed, I’m not a serious kind of guy. Although I’ll tone it down if you want me to, k? K. That’s settled. Marvellous!
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EDIT: BAH DIDN’T SEE THAT THERE WAS A THREAD TO POST INTRODUCTIONS
SORRY I’M STUPID, MODS PLEASE MOVE THIS THERE AND I’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER.[/b]