In Soviet Russia

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#1

In Soviet Russia is a joke where it starts with “In Soviet Russia” and is followed by something that is opposite of normal. It’s my favorite game on forums, so I thought I’d bring it here. It’s very funny and you can be as creative as you want.

Examples
In Soviet Russia, Tv watching means Tv watches you!
In Soviet Russia, fox hunting means fox hunts you!
In Soviet Russia, the cow milks you
In America, the doctor gives you a shot with a needle. In Soviet Russia, the doctor gives you a shot with a gun!

My turn first. In Soviet Russia, snowboarding means snow boards you.

#2

In soviet russia, Kitten eats you!
In soviet russia, A113 looks for you!

#3

Thanks for posting Wall-E.

In Soviet Russia, taking a bath means the bath takes you
In Soviet Russia, video games play you.
In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you.

#4

I hope nobody from a communist country is offended by this XD

In Soviet Russia, the mall shops at you.
In Soviet Russia, the movies produce you

#5

in soviet russia, sweets eat you!

#6

I’m guessing not many members are familiar with this game. There’s usually an “In Soviet Russia” thread at all the forums I’ve visited.

Rac_Rules-“In Soviet Russia” is the original joke made by Smirnoff (I can’t remember his first name), but I guess we could use any other place name: In Dubai, In the North Pole, In Machu Pichu, In Myanmar.

In Soviet Russia, tea kettles boil you.
In Soviet Russia, ironing your clothes means the clothes iron you.
In Soviet Russia, Ipod touch means the Ipod touches you.

#7

In Soviet Russia, Soccer ball kicks you!

All I could think of for now.

#8

#9

in soviet russia, time checks YOU!