[color=indigo:t1eogh65]I got the Incredibles
Joke Book for my birthday (I got all my presents early), and…how should I put this…the Joke Book is a joke.
![:-\]( "Bemused")
I’m sure this was meant to be geared towards little kids, but I was hoping the jokes would be way
better than what I’ve read.
I thought I’d post a joke from the book each day starting today. Anyone can
try to guess the answer for fun, except for Dash because I’ve read them all to him over the phone. XP
At
the end of the day, I’ll re-post the joke along with the correct answer. Then we can all laugh, but not because
of how funny the joke is. ![:laugh:]( "Laugh")
To tell you the truth though, the first one
[i:t1eogh65]was[/i:t1eogh65] kinda funny. VERY FEW of them are good. Anyway, it goes like
this:
[b:t1eogh65]Q: What did Edna Mode think of The Incredibles Joke
Book?[/b:t1eogh65]
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I’m gonna take a stab at this.
[b]A: It
is such a horrible waste dahling?[/b]
LOL! Nope. That’s what I thought of it.
~~=oP
My old boss’s daughter had
that. I was all excited when I was babysitting her one night and she asked me to read it to her. I took one
look at it and went like this: <img src=“{SMILIES_PATH}/youwhaaa.gif” alt=“o_0;;” title="You
Whaaa…" />
It really is lame! I remember the one like, 'What did Elastigirl
say when Dash asked if he could have his allowance early? I think I can stretch to that.’
I have no idea what the answer to that first joke is, but I’m curious to see how bad it is. That stretch
joke is stretching the limit on bad jokes, lol.
I never heard of an
Incredibles joke book before. I bet the answers are lame, but hey, its for kids.
Ok! Here is the first joke and
answer:
[b]Q: What did Edna Mode think of The Incredibles Joke Book?
A: It had her in
stitches.[/b]
Here is the next page of jokes (I’ve decided to do this page by page instead of
one joke at a time):
[b]Q: Which family is Super-strong, Super-brave, but tastes
horrible?[/b]
and
[b]Q: How would you join together Frozone and Mr.
Incredible?[/b]
~~=oP
Haha! I
like the pop-sicle one! That would’ve made more sense than what they came up
with:
[b]Q: Which family is Super-strong, Super-brave, but tastes horrible?
A: The
Inedibles.[/b]
and
[b]Q: How would you join together Frozone and Mr.
Incredible?
A: With Super glue.[/b]
Next up:
[b]Q: What kind of car does
Elastigirl drive?[/b]
and
[b]Q: What do you call an evil schemer in a washing
machine?[/b]
~~=oP
I’d say Elastigirl drives a “stretch” limo.
Meg
#12
I saw a joke about that in a Nick Mag issue. They had the DVD cover
photoshopped so all the family looked like food.
I remember I had this lying around in a folder
somewhere:
[img]http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e134/Tony_Rydingers_Girl/T
he%20Incredibles/TheInedibles.jpg[/img]
BTW Meg, I find myself staring
at your new sig. Tobey has never looked finer. <img src=“{SMILIES_PATH}/grinandwink.gif” alt=“;-D” title="Grin and
Wink" />
As for the jokes, here is the answer to the joke that
no one guessed:
[b]Q: What do you call an evil schemer in a washing machine?
A:
Spin-drome.[/b]
Next up:
[b]Q: How do you know when Dash has a
cold?[/b]
[b]Q: What is Frozone’s favourite
flower?[/b]
and
[b]Q: How many Supers does it take to change a light
bulb?[/b]
~~=oP
Aggie
#14
When he has a ‘running’ fever (or temperature)!
Haha!
I loooove bad jokes!
Aggie was on the right track.
[b]Q: How do you know
when Dash has a cold?
A: Even his nose runs.[/b]
[b]Q: What is Frozone’s
favourite flower?
A: A freeze-ya.[/b] (freesia)
and
[b]Q: How many Supers
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, the other to reverse the planet’s spin to
screw it in.[/b] (a Superman rip-off!)
Next up:
[b]Q: What do you get if you
give Dash a tube of glue?[/b]
and
[b]Q: Which Super-suit designer is rather
temperamental?[/b]
~~=oP
If the answer is super-glue or
fast-drying glue, I may well cry. ![:-\]( "Bemused")
Haha! No, no. They already used that
one.
~~=oP
