As a counterpart to the wish corruption thread, here, wishes come true, but they get TWICE the goodness!
Example: Someone wishes, “Oh, I wish I had Megan Fox as a girlfriend.”
Someone answers, “Granted, and she brings her friend Olivia Munn too!”
Alright… I’ll leave the first wish to whoever posts first! I’ll post later on.
I wish I could work at Pixar.
Oh, so this is like a positive side of Corrupt a Wish,
Granted, and not only that, you win 3 Academy Awards for best Animated Feautre and one Best Picture!
I wish I were taller.
granted, and your so tall you become the most popular person IN DA WORLD
LGM, you have to type yours as well. Granted, and you never go bald. I wish I were 6 years older(you know why <3)
You wish to be 6 years older so you can drink legally? Whatever your reason is, it’s still granted.
I wish I would have an infinite amount of money.
Granted, but once you spend your money on whatever you please, it was revealed to have been counterfeit money.
I wish that I had only one assignment to do for Honors summer homework.
Ding
July 11, 2010, 4:26am
#8
Haha I love this thread! It’s such a nice alternate to all the negativity and corruption.
Granted, and you get 100% on it and your teachers love you!
I wish I could snowboard right now.
Granted, and after a whole day of snowboarding on the best mountain ever, your love interest comes along and asks to cuddle with you to stay warm!
I wish Ke$ha was never seen before the debut of her Tik Tok music video, and once it was revealed she was a 500 pound giant, her sales PLUMMETTED!
Nice idea, Chopperface, but do we get to make negative wishes too?
Granted, and Ke$ha gets sentenced to 90 days in jail and rehabilitation program for selling “delicious, hot, schmoes” on the black market.
I wish I was a superhero who saves the world.
I don’t see why not!
Granted, and you’re more famous than Superman or Batman ever have or will be! And the United Nations pays you everytime you do a good deed!
I really don’t know what to wish for!
Wow, this thread is AWESOME! Great idea, Chopperface!
Okay, if you can’t think of a wish I’ll make one…
I wish I could meet John Lasseter
Granted, and he brings the whole Pixar crew: all the directors, artists ect with him
I wish that The Netherlands become World Champion today!
Cal
July 11, 2010, 10:52am
#14
Granted, and they win 100 - 0.
I wish the Nintendo 3DS would come out RIGHT NOW.
Granted, and you’re the first in line to purchase it!
I wish Pandora (from Avatar) was a real planet.
Cal
July 11, 2010, 11:03am
#16
Granted, and you’re allowed to go there - and run around/explore without being disturbed.
I wish I was better at Chemistry.
No, so I can get married. I’m not interested in alcohol; my Dad’s alcohol has already wrecked my life enough. And beer smells and looks like pee to me. Cal, granted, and you get a job as a chemist at Kimco and become a millionaire!!! I wish my friend Krystin hadn’t posted my home address on facebook I’m scared now…
Cal:
Granted, and you’re allowed to go there - and run around/explore without being disturbed.
I wish I was better at Chemistry.
Granted. But also, you soon become the best.
I wish there was an Incredibles 2.
Granted and it won Best Picture at the Golden Globes and the Oscars!
I wish Dreamworks went out of business.
Granted, and Jeff Katz dissappears. Why did no one grant my last wish? I’ll just ask again. I wish my friend Krystin hadn’t posted my home address on facebook Crying or Very sad I’m scared now…