Make a Wish... And Get it Blessed! :)

As a counterpart to the wish corruption thread, here, wishes come true, but they get TWICE the goodness!

Example: Someone wishes, “Oh, I wish I had Megan Fox as a girlfriend.”
Someone answers, “Granted, and she brings her friend Olivia Munn too!”

Alright… I’ll leave the first wish to whoever posts first! I’ll post later on.

I wish I could work at Pixar.

Oh, so this is like a positive side of Corrupt a Wish,

Granted, and not only that, you win 3 Academy Awards for best Animated Feautre and one Best Picture!

I wish I were taller.

granted, and your so tall you become the most popular person IN DA WORLD

LGM, you have to type yours as well. Granted, and you never go bald. I wish I were 6 years older(you know why <3)

You wish to be 6 years older so you can drink legally? Whatever your reason is, it’s still granted.
I wish I would have an infinite amount of money.

Granted, but once you spend your money on whatever you please, it was revealed to have been counterfeit money.

I wish that I had only one assignment to do for Honors summer homework.

Haha I love this thread! It’s such a nice alternate to all the negativity and corruption.

Granted, and you get 100% on it and your teachers love you!

I wish I could snowboard right now.

Granted, and after a whole day of snowboarding on the best mountain ever, your love interest comes along and asks to cuddle with you to stay warm!

I wish Ke$ha was never seen before the debut of her Tik Tok music video, and once it was revealed she was a 500 pound giant, her sales PLUMMETTED! :smiley:

Nice idea, Chopperface, but do we get to make negative wishes too? :slight_smile:

Granted, and Ke$ha gets sentenced to 90 days in jail and rehabilitation program for selling “delicious, hot, schmoes” on the black market.

I wish I was a superhero who saves the world.

I don’t see why not!

Granted, and you’re more famous than Superman or Batman ever have or will be! And the United Nations pays you everytime you do a good deed!

I really don’t know what to wish for!

Wow, this thread is AWESOME!:smiley: Great idea, Chopperface!

Okay, if you can’t think of a wish I’ll make one…

I wish I could meet John Lasseter

Granted, and he brings the whole Pixar crew: all the directors, artists ect with him

I wish that The Netherlands become World Champion today!

Granted, and they win 100 - 0.

I wish the Nintendo 3DS would come out RIGHT NOW.

Granted, and you’re the first in line to purchase it!

I wish Pandora (from Avatar) was a real planet.

Granted, and you’re allowed to go there - and run around/explore without being disturbed.

I wish I was better at Chemistry.

No, so I can get married. I’m not interested in alcohol; my Dad’s alcohol has already wrecked my life enough. And beer smells and looks like pee to me. Cal, granted, and you get a job as a chemist at Kimco and become a millionaire!!! I wish my friend Krystin hadn’t posted my home address on facebook :cry: I’m scared now…

Granted. But also, you soon become the best.

I wish there was an Incredibles 2.

Granted and it won Best Picture at the Golden Globes and the Oscars!

I wish Dreamworks went out of business.

Granted, and Jeff Katz dissappears. Why did no one grant my last wish? I’ll just ask again. I wish my friend Krystin hadn’t posted my home address on facebook Crying or Very sad I’m scared now…