Marlin: Crush! How old are you?
Crush: 150 years old man! And still young! Not to mention good looking, smarter, in better shape than every other fish in the sea!
Everyone glares at him
Crush: Sorry man, kinda got caught in the moment.
Squirt: …Don’t worry, all dads are embarrassing at some point.
That’s genius, B•-R! 
GIL: You will now be known as Sharkbait.
TANK GANG: Sharkbait-ooh-ha-ha!
GIL: Welcome Brother Sharkbait!
TANK GANG: Sharkbait ooh-ha-ha!
GIL: Enough with the Sharkbait.
TANK GANG: Sharkbait-ooh-ha-ha!
GIL: No seriously-
TANK GANG: Seriously ooh-ha-ha
GIL: What do you think you’re-
TANK GANG: What, think ooh-ha-ha
GIL: Guys, stop!
TANK GANG: Stop-ooh-ha-ha!
GIL: THIS IS ALL WRONG!
TANK GANG: All wrong-ooh-ha-ha
GIL: You’re getting on my nerves!
TANK GANG: It’s not us! Someone did something to the microphone, and installed a repeating record played or something.
GIL: Yeah, right.
MACHINE: Yeah, right, ooh-ha-ha!
GIL: Oh put a sock in it!
MACHINE: Sock in it ooh-ha-ha!
GIL: Oh I give up!
Marlin: You swim out, then back in. Again, swim out, then back in. Swim out and swim. . .
Nemo: Cut!
Andrew: What’s wrong Nemo.
Nemo: Can we limit the times we swim out and in please? The tentacles of my home are really stinging me.
B•-R: ROFLOL! 
Why don’t you try comming up with some A113?
Um…
(scene where Nemo starts rolling towards the window)
TANK GANG: Roll! Roll, kid, roll!
Nemo rools toward the window.
DENTIST: Wait…is too late to catch the bag Ah!
ANDREW: No worries, dude. He’s okay.
That was terrible. 
Gill: It’s fool-proof!
(SOme lines I don’t remember)
Fish: What makes this plan any different?
Nemo: Because you got ME!!!
Gill: That was supposed to be my line.
Nemo: I know, but it makes me feel more special.
(scene with anglerfish)
ANGLERFISH: chases Marlin (who is screaming)
lights go off
DORY: Light, please!
ANGLERFISH: turns on light again
MARLIN: fighting and yelling inside
ANGLERFISH: freezes…falls, showing that it is a machine
MARLIN: muffled Can someone get me out!
Peach: Find a Happy place! (3x)
Darla: It’s asmall world after all!
(TAKE TWO)
Peach: Find a Happy place! (3x)
Darla: On top of speagetthi! All covered with cheeeeeeeeeese!
(TAKE THREE)
Peach: Find a Happy place! (3x)
Darla: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH. . . who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
Andrew: CUT! Darla, please make up your mind!
That was hilarious, TSS! 
By the way, Rachel, do they know those songs down under?
DARLA: OK I got it- The second star, the second star, the second star to the right…no wait, I don’t know the rest!
DIRECTOR: You don’t have to! It’s only a little bit!
DARLA: Can I do a different one?
DIRECTOR: We’re on number 18 of your list of 60 songs…
That was a clever follow up bright-dot-dasher!
Wait a sec…is the reason why Darla used “Twinkle twinkle little star” because Peach was a starfish? Unless Darla didn’t care about that…oh well. never mind. 
Maybe in the outtakes, she didn’ realize that.
On with the outtakes.
DORY: When life gets you down you know what you gotta do?
MARLIN: I don’t know what you gotta do.
DORY: Aw, man, I thought you might.
(Take two of BBD’s)
Dory: When life gets you down you know what you gotta do?
Marlin: I don’t know what I gotta do.
Dory: You just keep. . . uh. . . just keep. . . LINE!!!
(continued Darla singing parts)
DARLA (off key): When you wish upon a STA-A-AR, makes no difference who you A-A-A-R-RE!
GURGLE: Yeah it does! It makes a huge difference when you sing badly AND tap the glass!
Ha ha ha, that is really funny bright-dot-dasher, but I expected Peach to be saying Gurgle’s line. Still, it is really funny.
(in the EAC)
LITTLE TURTLES: gasp, huddle close to Dory and listen to Marlin
ONE OF THE TURTLES: Ow, you’re squishing me!
(when Dory’s trying to play I Spy)
DORY: I spy something white with orange stripes, and it’s small…
MARLIN: Me.
DORY: Uh…no, actually it was a Tigger action figure, but nice try.
MARLIN: chuckles Dory, stick to the script. It was supposed to be me!
DORY: Why does it always have to be you? It was you that last few times.
MARLIN: Because that’s the script!
DORY: Why?
MARLIN: Because it’s funny.
DORY: Well, nothing’s that funny when you repeat it over and over. You should know funny- you’re a clownfish!
(Guys, keep on making more, please! Keep this thread alive!)
Crush: Now give me some fin. (gives fin) Noggin. (Noggins)
Crush: DUDE!
Squirt: OWWWWWWWW!!!