Truthfully, I’ve never liked Pinnochio,
call me a heretic…
In any case, concerning the phenomenon known as the Disney Sequel… there are only two
words, and those are “Grrr” and “ARGH.” Okay, so I might’ve also just finished watching a
Joss Whedon show, but the point remains- the sequels mostly suck. I won’t say they all do, since I kinda
enjoyed the Aladdin sequels, but such travesties as The Little Mermaid II must not be forgotten.
I watched
The Little Mermaid with a bunch of my friends for the first time in years last semester. Things that impressed
me were not only the quality of the writing, or the fact that the characters were just so gosh darned loveable,
but the quality of animation was phenomenal. That film was before the widespread use of computers, so I can
appreciate how much skill it took to do the lighting just right, or make the merpeople move consistently (no
swimming cycles for those guys!). It blows my mind. But the sequels are cheaply produced, the lighting is all
off, they use just about every cheat I’ve ever learned, they look positively flat, and let’s face it, the
writing blows. Cheap laughs, overused plot devices, no inventiveness at all. And okay, The Incredibles was a
conglomoration of conventions, stereotypes, and overused plot devices. But it was put together in a brilliant,
intelligent way that made it not just a cartoon, but a commentary on comic book characters. It is a satire of
itself. The typical Disney sequel cannot claim this sort of quality. And that makes me sad.