Now that you bring up the subject…who will be in it? And how can we make sure they aren’t risky cabaret dancers? I was thinking of hiring a Bunny or two…
How about we get the chuck e cheese band?
Too juvenile…
Oh please, those guys frighten me so!
-thinking- On second thought…we’re going to book them…
What in the name of Daimler-Chrysler is this thread about?
It was this: "Welcome, moderators, welcome to Milliways, the Unloved Thread at the End of the Universe! We have lots of drinks and meals, everything you could ever need…well, for entertainment. Our menu has all kinds of fish, shrimp, fauna, flora…all-you-can-eat buffet! Sit on a satin chair, relax! Because at Milliways, we only provide the best for you. Like our slogan says: “If you’ve done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways—the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!”
…but now it’s probably mutated into something else…
we need a spaceship limo!
We do…don’t we?
we need someway to get over there!
We do! -teleports a spaceship limo to us-
we need frank sinatra jr…
…forget it.
no!
All right, you tempted me…-poofs up Frank Sinatra, Jr.-
ties him to the microphone SING!
-shakes head and cracks up-
now we need the cabaret… gets the star wars cabana
-dances with you-
points a unloaded gun at the cabana club - PLAY! dances along