-talking in a nightclub-host’s voice- Hello, all you happy people! How’s everything in your world? Welcome, moderators, welcome to Milliways, the Unloved Thread at the End of the Universe! We have lots of drinks and meals, everything you could ever need…well, for entertainment. Our menu has all kinds of fish, shrimp, fauna, flora…all-you-can-eat buffet! Sit on a satin chair, relax! Because at Milliways, we only provide the best for you. Like our slogan says: “If you’ve done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways—the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!”
I don’t get it. Is this a restaurant joke 
There was a conversation on the Favorite Members of Pixar Planet where some of the mod’s were joking around that they didn’t feel loved, and Sully offered to make a thread for them, sort of like the Hugfest thread.
Oh. I’ll read that, because I still don’t get the joke. 
Have you Sweet Tea Arizona? 
And why is this place called ‘Milliways’?
For all you folks out there that answered, Milliways is the Restaurant at the End of the Universe in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. And a hugfest we are! Sweet Tea Arizona? We have sweet tea Montana, Arkansas, and Utah…-chuckles at the dry joke- but yes, we do…hold on and we’ll teleport it to your table.
lolz, Yeah I’ve never seen Hitchikers!
And yay, thanks! It’s even the old bottle! With the plantation, now the bottle has a steamboat on it. I like the plantation picture better.
Anything else you want? Feel free to look at our menu:
Oh, and–if anyone is allergic/doesn’t fully enjoy/too spicy/whatever thought about any of these foods, I can talk to the food and try to coerce it to be patron-friendly. The best part? It’s free.
What is that, Chinese food? I’m not a fan of Asian cuisine.
I perfer Mexican or Cajun.
I’m physically fine with anything without shellfish. And Now i got an idea to make up my own shopping list for this restaurant!
Go ahead–make your own menu! We don’t mind…and we also have Mexican and French food…
No Cajun?v 
We do…
Chinese food is totally winning! Is this restaurant only for moderators? 
I’ve never ate alligator! So I’ll try an Alligator Po-Boy.
As long as it’s not squid I’m fine!
Only for moderators? Well, we were thinking about that, but realized it would be discriminatory because everyone feels unloved every once in a while…squid? Well, we’ll try to talk to it to see that it gets as far away from you as possible–it is very clingy. Alligator-po-boy, coming up! Would you like a drink with that, or would you rather go dry? -turns to IncrediGirl- “Would you like anything, m’am? Chinese food? An appetizer while you wait? A drink?”
-goes into the kitchen to prepare the alligator- “Now Jeffrey, you calm down! You’re gonna get eaten by a nice lady!” “But what if she isn’t nice? What if she doesn’t wanna eat me? WHAT IF I’M CONTAMINATED???” “Listen, Jeffy…we have a policy about clean food. Any unclean food will be checked, washed in a nice bubble bath, dried, and immediately decontaminated. You’re clean, we’ve checked tons of times before.” “Oh…all right…if you say so…but what if she–” “She’s gonna like you…calm down.”
(a few minutes later, a steaming alligator po-boy comes out on a tray) “Pep talk…just like the last time, he was scared of you. Our food has been through a lot to achieve customer service…”
Thanks for wrangling an alligator for me, means a lot! 
You’re welcome.
we need a cabaret…