M&S - Pretty funny! 
But I wonder how
they slap? 
i dunno, maybe they’d just slap their tires into their windshields and hoods or something.
just guessing. 
Here is one:
When Lightning starts racing against Doc in the end of the
movie, Doc goes of screen after he turns into a ditch.
Lightning: Doc?
Doc doesn’t jump out.
Doc: Hey
rookie, a little help?
(laughter.)
[size=92]Mcqueen&Sally: LOL!!!
Boost:
Hey yo, DJ!
DJ: What up?
Boost: We’ve got ourselves a nodder.
DJ: -chuckles but forgets to speed up as
he moves into Mack’s lane and crashes into Mack’s side-
Mack: OW! -is sent going off his lane and crashes
into Wingo-
Wingo: What the - HEY!! -sent off his lane and crashes into another random car-
Car: ARGH!
-crashes into the wall-
Snot Rod: Cooool, it was a chain reaction!
Director: CUT!
DJ: Sorry
guys…[/size]
LOL heres some bloopers that i kinda stole from A Bug’s Life’s outtakes. you know.
the one when Hopper asks if he looks stupid and Ada just keeps on laughing? well, heres MINE!:
Scene at
the beginning of the movie where Kori Turbowitz is about to interview McQueen.
Kori: McQueen, that was quite a
risky move out there!
Pittie: Tell me about it.
Kori: Are you sorry you didn’t have a crew
chief?
Lightning starts laughing out loud a lot.
Lightning: (Through laughter) I’m sorry…just…just let
me try again!
TAKE 2
Kori: Are you sorry you didn’t have a crew chief out there?
Lightning tries to
hide laughter.
Lightning: No!?
Then he starts laughing out loud again.
Lightning: (still through
laughter) Ok…I’m sorry…(stops laughing) Ok. Now I promise I’ll stop.
TAKE 3
Kori: Are you sorry you
didn’t have a crew chief out there?
Lightning: No but YOU need one!!!
Then everyone starts laughing out
loud with Lightning.
Kori: What is so funny!?
Kori turns showing the camera her right side which said
“HOT GUYS RENT ME!”
More and more laughter comes from everyone off and on stage now.
Kori:
What!?!?
Lightning: Good one Mater!
Cameras face Mater holding a marker and smiling.
Lightning points at
Kori with his tire.
Lightning: Makeup!!
Ok, well where is it?
Here is
one:
Mater: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Lightning: (jaw drops)
Mater: Hey, I am an actor! I didn’t say I was
stupid!
Lightning: (jaw still dropped)
Mater: Gosh darn it!
Director: CUT!!!
OK, here it is:
[b]TAKE
1[/b]
BOB CUTLASS: The King and Chick rounding turn four?
(Zoom-Zoom)
DIRECTOR:
Cut! Arghhh, Lightning! You won again! Slow down a little bit!
MCQUEEN: Aw, man did
I?
TAKE 2
BOB CUTLASS: The King and Chick rounding turn
four?
(Zoom-Zoom)
DIRECTOR: CUT!!! Now you slow down, Chick!
CHICK HICKS: Ka-Chicka! Ka-
Chicka!!!
TAKE 3
BOB CUTLASS: The King and Chick rounding turn
four?
(Zoom-Zoom)
MCQUEEN: EEEEAAAAAOOW!!!
DIRECTOR: YES!!!
MCQUEEN: Whas yu ?yessinn?
abouts, mys toungues justs gots runs overs!!!
DIRECTOR: No?you guys finally tied! We?ll just edit out the
blood and gore in post!
MCQUEEN: Don?ts yous sees! Mys movies careers iss overs! I HAVES NOS TOUNGES!
THE
KING: Wow, man, I?m sorry Lightning! If there?s anything I can do?
CHICK HICKS: Ka-Chicka! Ka-Chicka! Welcome
to the Chick Era Baby! With McQueen out, the new script calls for the Chick to be the main star!
DIRECTOR:
Hey, I never said that!
CHICK HICKS: Well, what else you gonna do?!
DIRECTOR: What about The King here? He
could be!
THE KING: I liked being the champion, but I?ll do whatever you ask, director?
CHICK HICKS: See!
He doesn?t even want to be?
DIRECTOR: It doesn?t matter because we?re not changing!
[i]Mack
enters the Scene[/i]
MACK: Hey, your finally done with that scene?took ya a little while!
Alright Lightnin? I?ll get hooked up to th – Holy cow! What happened to your
mouth!?
Silence
THE KING: Oooh.
THE KING: I guess we better get him
some medical attention?
DIRECTOR: Yeah?
CHICK HICKS: Uhuh?
I think it’s pretty good, if I do say
so myself (and I do!)! Though the ending isn’t what you call a G rating.
Haha – you guys are all pretty funny.
Gasduude -
Pfff…puh-ha! That was great.
(Heehee) Thanks! I wrote it like 5 minutes, so I was pretty happy with it!
[size=92]Gasduude - now that just made my day.
(Bessie overboils and splatters tar)
Lightning: OW! OW! ARRGGHH!!
Mater: Hey, what’s
wrong?
Lightning: IT’S IN MY EYE! THE TAR IS IN MY EYE! I’M BLIIIND!!!
Mater: D’aw, that ain’t nuthin’
I’ll clean it for ya!
Director: MATER! The take is -
(Mater’s saliva is spat into Lightning’s
eye)
Director: … over…
Lightning: AAAHHH!!! NOW I HAVE SALIVA IN MY OTHER EYE!!!
Mater: Er…
oops.
Director: -sigh- O-kay, after we get Lightning cleaned up let’s do this
again… and Mater, be prepared for some possible sueing.
Mater: Aw
man…[/size]
(bows) Thanks!
How
about this one. Mater does his backwards driving and rams into a cozy cone motel spot?
OMG!! I just did something SOOOO
funny with my brother!! He’s like laughing out loud for no reason while drinking juice!!! Here, I’ll put it in
a blooper, (Lightning: Me, Mater: Jake my brother):
Director: Ok people, take 5.
Everyone starts to
take a break. Lightning and Mater are having a drink of oil offstage, just sitting and drinking. Doing nothing
else. All of a sudden, Mater just spits out oil everywhere laughing.
Mater: PFFFF
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lightning: EEWW!! MATERR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
The two start cracking up. When they
stop, Mater just does it again!
Lightning: STOP I- (starts cracking up!!)
Mater cracks up
too!
Lightning: Disgusting!!!
Mater just keeps on laughing and laughing for no reason and Lightning joins
him!!
I’ll never know what Jake laughed about…it was the most random time to laugh!!! Yeah, it was
more funnier when jake did it!!!
If John Lasseter actually made bloopers, what would
the backround music be? I think it would be Behind The Clouds by Brad Paisley…
Anyways, here’s some
bloopers!:
Scene where Lightning and Sally are about to kiss until Mater comes in.
Mater: McQueen and
Sally, parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-S-…uhh I-N-P!!
Director: CUT!! Mater, it’s I-N-T!
Mater:
Sorry.
TAKE 2
Mater: K-I-S-S…uhh I-N-C!!
Director: I-N-T!!!
Mater: Aw geez…
TAKE 3
Mater:
K-I-S-S…uhh I-N-G!!
Director: Mater!! You spelled it right!
Lightning: This is so stupid! We should have
stopped at the first take!
Sally: Can we stop please? (yawning) I’m getting tir… (starts to
sleep)
Helicopter: I’m not getting paid enough for this.
Director: You’re barely a character in this
movie!
Helicopter: Fine! Then I quit!
The helicopter starts to fly away forgetting to drop off
Mater.
Mater: HEY!! I don wanna go wit you!! Put me down!!!
Director: Please…take him away…FAR
away!
OK here is a
real blooper from the movie:
In the scene where
McQueen finds out Doc Hudson is a Piston Cup winner. The Cups both have dates in the 60’s. Yet McQueen says he
was involved in the Crash of '54. Doc says he came back one year later to find out he?s been replaced with a new
rookie that was in line.
I would consider that more of a goof than a blooper. Just a mistake that a really
insightful person would see, but the the general norm-audience.
that was a real blooper? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wutever.
its your quote
Ya it was more of a goof or error, than a blooper but I
didn’t want to start a new thread just for that.
I don’t know which Cars dvd you have, but in both of mine (UK and
Danish) it clearly says 1951, 1952 and 1953 on Docs Piston Cups. Try look at yours again and look a little
closer, I’m sure yours is the same 
.
However, there is on “real” mistake in the movie, but I
don’t know whether it was made like that on purpose. Before the final race where McQueen and Chick drive beside
each other and Chick’s “C” is reflected onto McQueen, the “C” is facing the right way. If
this was in real life the “C” would cast a mirror image.