Hey everyone! I’m new here and a HUGE fan
of S&L. And while I was looking around in here, I saw that Lightning&Sally did a forum called
“bloopers” and now IM doing one called “More Bloopers!” I’m not really stealing, am
I?
Sorry if I am. 
I’ll go first! 
When Sally comes into the courtroom, Lightning
starts to flirt with her and shows her his lucky sticker.
Lightning: Kachow!
Sally: OW! What the- OW!
OW OW! Stop, stop the scene! Ouch!
Lightning: Oops, sorry. Did I hurt you?
Sally: Noooo, ya think!?
Ugh, my God. My eye!
Director: Ugh, WHAT NOW!?
Sally: Uh John, I think Lightning blinded one of my
eyes!
Lightning: It was an accident!
Director: CUT! Oh geez, can someone get her a doctor!?!?
[size=92]LOL!
I remember this! 
Chick Hicks: Yo, McQueen! Seriously, that was some PRETTy darn nice racing out there.
…BY YOU!!
McQueen: -blank stare, then cracks up laughing-
Chick: What?
What?!
McQueen: Well, thanks for the compliment!
Chick: Huh? …Ohh… oh, right… I meant by ME…
-nervous giggle-
Director: CUT![/size]
You might see me doing most of the quotes in
here…I have a lot of ideas
Sally enters the courtroom
Sally: Sorry I’m late your
honor.
Everyone notices she wearing an eyepatch and they start laughing.
Sally: What? You think I
want to wear this!?!
Lightning: Yeah, uh…sorry about that.
Sally: Well I’m
just glad you didn’t get both eyes!
Director: Can we just get back to the scene? PLEASE!?
Mater: I dunno
John, is she SUPPOSED ta look like Popeye in dis scene!?
Everyone laughs.
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Here’s some bloopers I like to calls "Mess Up Pit
Stops"
Lightning pulls over at the race so Guido can replace his wheels. When Guido THINKS he
did all of the wheels, Lightning races back on the track.
KABLAAM!
Darrell: OOH!! McQueen popped another
tire!
Lightning: GUIDO! You forgot to replace one!
Guido: Oopsie.
Director: CUT!
TAKE 2
Lightning
pulls over to the pit row and Guido isn’t there.
Lightning: Hey, where’s Guido?
Cameras turn to Guido who
was sitting off stage.
Guido: What?
Director: GO!
Guido: OH! Sorry, sorry!
TAKE 3
Guido waits for
Lightning to come to pit row. Lightning races right pass them.
Doc: KID! You were supposed to stop
here!
Lightning: What!?
BOOOM! Lightning crashes and there is a big explosion. All cars put on
sunglasses.
Cars: OHHHHH! PRETTY SPARKS!
Director: I’m dealing with idiots.
[size=92]Now that… just… cracked… me… up. You made me feel better for doing netball
trials at 8 o’clock in the morning.
Sheriff: All rise for the honorable Doc Hudson.
Ramone: -gets up
on his hydraulics, and then falls over onto his side- OW!
Luigi: Ha ha ha!!
Ramone: It ain’t funny!
D:
Director: Cut… let’s do this again…
TAKE 2
Sheriff: All rise for the honorable Doc
Hudson.
Ramone: -just sits there- …
Luigi: -nudges him- Pst! Do your line!
Ramone: Huh, I’m sorry,
what? I was thinking about Flo’s fins…
Everyone in the room: O__O;
Director: CUT!!
TAKE
3
Sheriff: All rise for… for the… -tries to stifle laughter-
Luigi: O_o
Ramone: What’s so
funny?!
Sheriff: It’s just… I’m sorry, it’s just that we can never do this take right and… -can’t stop
laughing-
Everyone else: …
Director: …Mater, did you give him any coffee
perchance?[/size]
here is one.
The 4 delienquient Cars are riding
and then a nerdy doughnut boy drives on stage.
[size=92]Mind if I add on to that, TSS? 
Boost: O_o What the heck…?
DJ: Hey, it’s
a DOUGHNUT! Dude, I LOVE doughnuts!! -chases after it-
Doughnut Boy: AAH! Help me!! What is this crazy boombox
freak doing?!! -runs away-
Wingo: -starts laughing hysterically and falls over-
S/R: Uhh…
cuuut…?[/size]
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No youre not stealing,its cool. 
Here is another “blooper”. Lightning and Sally were about to kiss and Mater was
supposed to stop them. Mater chooses not to and the two kiss. Lassiter goes “cut! Mater?”
I think
I did one like that on the last one … let me find it …
found it ! though it’s not exactly how u
described it …
Sally and Lightning lean into kiss . Ufortunately ( well not really ) , Mater came in late
so they did kiss .
Helicopter : Oops , did I come in too late .
Lightning : Why can’t we do it like
that ?!
Mater : Or even have a tree . At least it would make sense !
Director: I’m the Director and I
say what goes . Now start over
Lightning &Sally : awwww man . : (
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YAY! MORE IDEAS! Sorry, i had to get that out of my system.
Today, I’ve decided to mash
up some of my bloopers in one quote!:
Scene where Lightning wakes up in the impound and Mater is right in
front of him.
Mater: Mornin sleepin beauty!
Lightning: AHHHH!
Lightning falls backwards and crashes into
the fence. Laughter comes from everyone off stage. Including Mater and Lightning.
Mater: (laughing) Ok, dat
wuz my bad!
Lightning: (laughing) Just get me out of here!
Scene where Lightning
and Mater are racing away from Frank while tractor tipping.
Frank: ROOOOOAAR!!!
Lightning: AHHH! OH MY
GOD! (clang) AHHH!
When they finally get away from him, Lightning is in pain.
Lightning: OWW! OH GOD! Stop
the cameras! OUCH!
Mater: Wut happened?
Lightning turns around and camera sees that Frank chipped off some
of Lightning’s tailfin!
Lightning: OH MY GOD!!! MY- IT’S-
Director: Why is everyone getting
hurt!?
Scene where Lightning is driving out of control in Radiator Springs and is
about to crash into a fence.
Lightning: No no no no no no!
Instead, Lightning crashes into the
camera.
Lightning: OWWW!
Camera man: Hey John! Lightning cracked the camera!
Lightning: I thought I
hired a stunt double!
Director: I already told you Lightning, no stunt doubles in the movie!
Lightning:
When we’re done with this movie, I’m gonna sue you.
:laughing: :laughing:
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[size=92]XD XD XD
I have another one…
Fillmore: Fly away, Stanley.
Be free!
Red: (gasps and is about to back away, but the Stanley statue misses the podium and hits Red in the
face)
Director: Oh dear!! Red, are you all right?!
Red: (sob) … (starts crying loudly and drives away,
knocking over the pile of tyres as he does so)
Director: Dude, isn’t that what he’s supposed to do in two
other completely different scenes…?
Ramone: Hey, we should SO include that in the movie,
man![/size]
hey Lightning&Sally, what happened to the bloopers you started? i cant find
them.
They are probably in the archives section of PP.
Anyways,
"The Legend, the Runner-Up, and
the. . ."
Chick: Hey, Why do I have to be called the runner-up? I feel insulted! How about the underdog!
Or the crowd-favorite! But the runner-up? Come on!
that was funny, here’s another:
Scene where
Lightning is about to show Sally the neon lights in town.
Lightning: Let me say that gain. IS IT GETTING DARK
OUT!?
Lizzie: Now what was I supposed to do after that?
Red hits the radio with his tire accidentally
hitting Lizzie in the face.
Lizzie: OWW! Red!!
Red gets sad and drives away…knocking over the
tires…again.
Luigi: That’s-a it! I am NOT-a restacking those tires again!
You guys are all pretty good at this! (Especially you,
M&S!)
Watch out, though, ‘cuz I’m comin’ up with one!
Mater: It’s like Ta-Mater,
but without da Ta!
Lightning: CUT! Mater, you spat on me again?
Mater: Wait, that’s not in the script is
it?
[size=92]Mater: I
knew it! I knowed I made a good choice!
Lightning: In what?
Mater: …THE SANDWICH I ATE FOR
LUNCH!
Lighting: O_o -stares and then bursts out laughing-
Director: CUT!! Mater, stick to the script or so
help me…[/size]
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Mater and Lightning are tractor tipping.
Mater: (horn)
Tractor tips and then. .
.
(farting noise)
Mater: Sorry folks, that was me!
Lightning: What?
Tractor: (farting noise)
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OMG now THAT was funny! heres another:
Scene where cameras are
surrounding Lightning in the beginning of the movie.
Lightning: Kachow!
Mia&Tia: AHHHHHH!
Mia: I’m
Mia!
Tia: I’m Tia!
Both: We’re like you’re biggest fans!! KACHOW!!!
They him their lights until
Mia’s shut down and crack. She’s now angry.
Mia: TIA!! I told you to get me new batteries!
Tia: Oh, I’m
sorry, I didn’t know that the oil with 185 CALORIES made you FAT and slowed you down!!!
They start to get
into a girl fight and start slapping each other. All of sudden, Mater just drives in.
Mater: YEAHHHH! TAKE IT
OFF!!!
Everyone: O_o
Director: G RATED people! G RATED!!!
:laughing:
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