“she had traps planted all around. They knew there was…”
“only one way out: the front door, but they feared that…”
Red Riding Hood might see them escaping. So they ran to…
“A giant pown of pudding, they them…”
“tried to reach the front door, Red Riding hood didn’t spot them, but her…”
“little dog did, and it started barking a lot and…”
“She came to the rescue and put Obama’s friends back tied to the chairs, and started to…”
“monologue a prepared speech about how feeble they were compared to her, how inevitable their defeat was, how the world will soon be hers, yadda yadda yadda…”
“during this monologue they managed to escape, but she had it all …”
“planned beforehand. She whistled and the Big Bad Wolf appeared behind her and…”
ran towards them. They screeched and…
“ran, but the Wolf got most of them. Now there were only two of them remaining. They…”
ran to the front door. Forgetting that…
“it was locked from the inside. However, Tommy and Prudence, for those were the names of the surviving friends of Obama, started to…”
Unlock the door using their fingers. Unfortunately…"
“the lock was a Fenster-Schneckler 380, the finest childproof lock in the world and they broke their nails. Luckily for them…”
their fingers were not hurt. But Red Riding Hood…
“knocked them out with a gas spray. When they woke up…”
“they found themselves on a cellar, locked up and…”
“bruised a bit. They had faced the fact that …”