Here is one.
“I have a ra. . .ha. . .”
“You have a rash?”
(Linguini laughs a little) “Yes, it is right on my back and. . .”
(Collete gags out laughing.)
“CUT!!!”
Ha good. Though remember Remy’s in the hat ^_-
Nexas - Heheh. Thanks.
The Star Swordsman - Haha! Good one… 
Thanks, If something really funny happens to me in my life, I usually conjure up another one.