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Room W08, the Mondoplex, Planet X
“But what about the humans’ defenses? Surely they must have some sort of nuclear material at the ready.” The Planet X Invasion Committee was having a heated debate about their upcoming mass invasion on the planet Earth, and Yhtomit (He-yu-toe-mit) was suggesting the activation of an old spacecraft defense mechanism that was built on Earth around 1900 B.C. in England. “Yhtomit, our scientists and invasion specialists have worked for years studying weapons in military bases all over the world. Our biggest threat seems to be a country known as the United States. They have more warheads than any other country on the planet. But these are primitive missiles, mere pebbles compared to our weapons. There is no need to activate the defenses,” Ennazus reassured. “But when will we start up the Weapons in Africa?” asked Naes. “Well, it is currently June 27th, 2012 on Earth, so we will begin our operations in 4 months and 4 days,” replied Xam, checking her watch-calender. Xam’s twins sister, Xas, nodded her head and called up the army to make the preparations.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARNING, TRANSMISSION LOST. DISCONNECTING NETWORK… NETWORK IS NOW DISCONNECTED. TURNING OFF HACKMAN 2009. GOOD BYE.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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One of the best and most creative teasers I’ve seen for a fanpiece ever! Seriously, do you study Advertising or something? 
You’ve got me hooked, at least. I’m dying to find out what this alien invasion’s about. 
In the beginning, there was Nothing. Then, Chuck Norris round-house kicked that Nothing in the face and told it to get a job. This is the story of our Universe.
Several billion years later, humans thrive on the planet, but some humans believe that it will all come to an end soon. They believe that the planet Nibiru is coming to cause global catastrophes. Unfortunately for everyone else, they are correct.
Meanwhile, in sector A of Dimension #3, lies a planet inhabited by creatures seen on Earth, but only imagined as being real. This planet is the land created in 1986, whose first inhabitant was a lamp. This is
SPARTA!!!
No wait, that’s not right. This is ACTUALLY:
PLANET 86
Ooh… I can see where this is going. A planet inhabited by Pixar characters? That’s crazy… and wicked awesome! I can’t wait… hope you got a great story in the making!
“…and up on the projector, I have 2 pictures. The one on the left was taken 4 years ago, while the one on the right was taken one month ago.” It was a sunny Spring afternoon in Metroville, and Mr. Teacherson was giving the last class of the day a lesson in astronomy. “As you can see,” he said, “The planet in the pictures looks closer in the left picture, while it’s further away in the right one. What can we concur from this?” Hardly anyone in the classroom raised their hands, but the class’s troublemaker, Dash Parr, was waving his hand in the air as if it was a palm tree in a hurricane. “Hmm,” the teacher said, deciding who to pick, “Okay, give us your answer…” YES… thought Dash, seeing that Mr. Teacherson was looking in his direction. Dash opened his mouth to speak when Mr. Teacherson said, “Andy! Please share your theories with the class.” “Okay, sure,” Andy said. “The planet must be moving away from our planet, since it looks smaller in the recent picture than it does in the one taken in 2008,” he explained. “Excellent job Andy! That’s correct!” Mr. Teacherson told Andy. SPLASH!! “AAAUUGGHH!!!” Mr. Teacherson screamed as he looked down at the coffee that was spilled on his pants.
He turned around to see the culprit. “SIMON!!!” he yelled, “Why did you do that!!!” “Cuz I got bored,” Simon Florence, a foreign exchange student from another planet, drawled while looking down at the coffee remaining in the cup. “That’s it!!” the teacher said, teeth clenched, “I’m giving you…” BBBRRRRIIIINNGGG!!! “Saved by the bell,” Simon said, smirking. “Detention!!” Mr. Teacherson finished. “You can’t tell me what to do after school hours,” replied Simon. “Then I’ll give you detention tomorrow!!” Mr. Teacherson shot back. “Today’s Friday,” Simon said, yawning. “ON MONDAY!!” said Mr. Teacherson, furious. “It’s the last day of school today, also,” said Simon, grinning. Mr. Teacherson gave up. “Just get out everyone,” Mr. Teacherson said to the class, “Have a nice Summer.”
Outside, Dash was talking to Andy. "Wanna come over and hang out?" Andy asked Dash. "Yea, sure!" Dash replied excitedly, "But what about your sister? won't she bug us over at you're house?" "Naa, she's at her new friend Darla's house," Andy assured Dash, "She's an exchange student from Sydney, Australia." "Sweet," Dash said to Andy. "Totally," Andy replied.
LOL
excellent and very creative…love the talking between Andy and Dash…perfect for mixing stories together.
Keep it up…i’m interested.
Later…
“Okay, so I’ll be Buzz, and you could be Woody.” Dash and Andy were in Andy’s room, planning a game with Andy’s toys. “Ya, sure. So, Buzz and the robot will rob the Intergalactic Space Bank on Pollost Prime,” Andy explained, putting Buzz and his new robot toy robot in front the makeshift bank that Andy had made from a box. “but then Woody and his trusty steed, Bullseye, will come in and stop you with their attack dinosaur!” Andy shouted, knocking over Buzz with his dinosaur toy. “Oh yea?” said Dash, “Well maybe my robot with use his laser to zap your dinosaur back in time!!” At this, Dash proceeded grab and throw Andy’s toy across the room, but it unfortunately flew out the window before Dash realized that he had thrown the wrong toy…
“Oh, not again!!!” The toy sailed across the yard until it finally came to a halt at the curb. “Yowch! That’s a pain in the plastic,” the toy groaned as it sat up. “I have really got to remember to flip my wings out when that happens,” he told himself, observing a dislocated arm. The small Buzz toy looked up at the house. “Well, I guess I should stay here until they come get me,” Buzz said to himself. Not 3 seconds after he said that and dropped down, Andy and Dash dashed down the front steps and crossed the yard to Buzz. “Oh, man! His wing is dented! Sorry Andy!” Dash exclaimed. “Oh it’s fine, I’ll fix him later. But MAN it’s gorgeous out! We should go to the park.” Andy suggested, pointing down the street. So, Andy cleaned up his room and then rode his bike down to the park while Dash ran (slowly) beside him.
At the park, Any and Dash played some football with each other. The park was astir, with people everywhere. Dash even saw his sister with her boyfriend, Tony. The weather was wonderful, the flowers were blooming, the birds were singing, and lots of kids were complaining about the sun in their eyes. It was great!! After finishing their catch, Andy and Dash raced over to the river. There, in the middle of the water, was a big twisted tree growing on a mound of dirt. “Nice island,” Dash said to Andy, “Let’s go check it out!”
“Dash,” Andy, started, “I’m not sure if we should go over there. I’d probably fall in the water!” “Well, take off your shoes then!!” Dash snapped back, “I’m gonna jump over there right now.” Andy grabbed Dash’s shoulder before he leaped, preventing him from crossing the river. “There’s an ant hill over there, though! What if we demolished it?!” Andy asked, oddly concerned about a few insignificant bugs. “Are you kidding me?” Dash asked in his I-can’t-believe-that-you’re-going-to-wimp-out-on-me voice. “They’re just ants!!” he cried, continuing his protest, “Forget you, I’m going across,” he went on, jumping to the island. He looked over at a frustrated Andy and said, “C’mon! What are the ants gonna do, panic?!”
“PANIC!!!” The sound of thousands of screaming innocents filled Ant Island as 2 giant objects crashed into the ground. “Quick!! To the shelters!!” one bug shrieked. Every ant ran as fast as they could to their beloved anthill, except for 20 dark figures climbing a nearby tree. “Okay, does everyone remember how to operate the Bird?” The lead bug asked. The 9 Blueberry Scouts in front of him nodded. “Of course we do, Flik. It’s not that hard,” the smallest ant said. Flik smiled at her, “Well, I hope you do, Dot, because we’re going to have to chase that giant monstrosity away from here! Now who’s ready?” The Blueberry Scouts cheered, as well as the 9 Circus Bugs with them. “Let’s roll,” Flik said.
Oh, no…now the poor boys are going to get really wacked out by the flying robot bird.
Can’t wait to see what you have in store next…
BTW…wasn’t ant island a much larger island with a huge ditch surrounding it??
Yes, it was Al-Bob. But at the end of ABL, I thought that there was water in the river. Plus, this is occurring on Planet 86, and it’s not the same as the actual ABL island+ surroundings on Earth (or wherever ABL takes place).
Oh, and thanks for changing Dan-E to BURN-E in the fanfic index. 
“Oh, you’re in for it now, Dash…” Andy had been glaring at Dash since the last chapter, but only now did he speak up. “What are you talking about?!” said Dash, “Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?” “I’m not crazy,” Andy protested, “I just feel bad for what’s about to happen to you.” “What? What’s going to happen?” Dash asked, sounding a bit nervous. All that Andy did was look up. Dash followed his gaze until he was face to beak with a bird that was coming straight for him. " EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!" Dash shrieked. “Yeah!! Get some!! GET SOME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Flik laughed maniacally. Dash tried to run, but when he turned around, there was a big spider staring him in the face. “AAAAAHHHH!!!” Dash screamed again. Dash turned in another direction, but was blocked by a squirrel. “AAHH!! SQUIRREL!!!” Dash yelled. “SQUIRREL!!!” came another voice. “What the-” Andy started, but was knocked over by a golden retriever before he could finish. “EEEPPP!!!” All of the bugs (and the squirrel) darted away, but the bird was still swinging. “Oh boy, a bird!!” the dog said, jumping up to try and catch it. “WAAAHHH!!!” Flik and the Blueberries screamed in horror as the Jaws of Death came shut just below their bird. “We’re done for!! Why did there have to be a squirrel?! WHY?!” Flik asked…, well, actually he didn’t ask anyone, he kinda just screamed that. Anyways, “We’re doomed!!” Dot shouted. “Not today!!” said Tim Allen. Suddenly, the bird was snatched away from the dog before any harm was caused. “Hey, we’re flying!!” Flik said in awe. “This isn’t flying!! This is- SQUIRREL!!!.. This isn’t flying!! This is- well, you know the rest.” “Tim!! I mean, Buzz!! It’s you!!” a Blueberry Scout said. “Well, of course it’s me!” Tim, I mean Buzz, replied, “What kind of story would this be if there weren’t crossovers and humans finally realizing what was happening in the movies when they weren’t there?!” “…What?” another Blueberry asked. “Um, never mind,” Buzz said, “Let’s just try to land.”
This should be made into a film i swear it was like reading a book that you see in the movie theaters in a week… woah twilight thing happening for a sec there
Like DanE’s story yhtomit may be a hard name for viewers. I know alien names should be weird. maybe more vowels somewhere. Orbuzzlingak. I dont know. WooBuuzzulley
This post is for those who have been wondering since the 1st “chapter”: Why is there a foreign exchange student from another world on a Pixar planet? Well, hopefully this will give you an idea of why he’s on Planet 86.
Dimension #2: Sector D…
“JOHN!!!” came an obnoxious voice, “I’M BORED!!!” “Well, what the Smurf do you want me to do about it?!” said John. John Florence was probably he single most smartest person in the country, even if the country only consisted of 17 medium-ish sized islands. Due to an accident in high school, his fire-looking hair could NEVER be shaved. Every time anyone tried, it grew back in a matter of milliseconds. “I want you to take us to Seven Flags!!” the obnoxious voice whined. “Why can’t you just drive there yourself?” John protested, “You’re 34 years old!” But the voice just kept complaining, “But I don’t wanna drive all the way there!!!” By now, John had heard enough. He got up from his chair, and marched over to the complainer. “Just shut up, Daniel!!! You’re driving me frickin’ NUTS!!!” Daniel Kay was probably the single most idiotic person on the PLANET (which, by the way, was Planet 411). He acted like his 7 year-old twin sons, at times.
And speaking of which, that’s just who walked into the room. Well, actually, one walked and the other one flew using his tiny insect-like wings. “Did you say that we’re going to Seven Flags?!” asked Hector as he flew onto Daniel’s head. “I don’t like Seven Flags,” moaned Fred, “All it is is roller-coasters.” Fred was afraid of just about everything. The only rides he ever went on in amusement parks were the ones that spun around. He was unusually strong, though. Hector, however, loved more rides than you can shake a banana at. He, as you know, could also fly. “Simon loves roller-coasters,” murmured Daniel. “Yes, but Simon is on Planet 86 for the exchange program at his school,” John explained for what seemed like the 95th time. “Who’s gonna be Simon’s replacement?” asked Hector, “It’s called an exchange program, but nobody ever came here!” But then, of course, the doorbell rang, and in stepped…
End of Chapter
P.S. No, “End of Chapter” is NOT the name of the person.
I’m back! I don’t know how much anyone really is enjoying this story do far, but I’m just gonna keep going. We now return back to Planet 86 as Buzz, Flik, and Andy have just finished explaining what’s going on to Dash.
“Whoa,” Dash breathed, dazed out of his mind, “I’m totally dazed out of my mind! How can toys and ants possibly talk?” Andy replied in an almost superficial sounding tone, “We still aren’t entirely sure about that. Although, that’s almost the same as asking how we can talk.” “That’s what I’ve kinda been wondering for a while…” Buzz added. From the bird, which was now nestled in Andy’s arms, Flik asked, “Can someone PLEASE get this dog on a leash?” Dug, who had minutes ago tried to eat Flik and Co., sniffed the bird continually. Andy switched the bird to his other arm, pushing Dug’s snout away. “I don’t get how you knew about all this, Andy,” Dash said to Andy (who else), “How long have you known? Why couldn’t you have told me this earlier? Why-” “One question at a time, man,” Andy interrupted, “First off: How I knew.”
“One day, I ran into my old neighbor, Sid Philips. I had my Woody doll with me, and he freaked at the sight of it. I asked what was wrong, but he merely screamed that my ‘toys were alive’ and ran off. I shrugged it off at first, but I later thought about what he had said. One day, I decided to put up a camera in my room, but I made sure to put my toys away beforehand so they wouldn’t see, just in case they were really alive. I retrieved the footage from the tape before I went to bed, and I nearly screamed myself. My toys came out and said that they saw the camera, but decided it was time to tell the truth.”