“Is Devin hester a Hall of Famer?”
My brother
Bart: I need this candy for school…candy class.
Homer: Well okay, but get five bags in case we eat four on the way home.
Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes…cupcakes to learn.
Homer: In the cart.
Bart: I’m out of wine…
Homer: Cart
“I will show you just how strong I am!”
Adon, SFIV
“Olive oil? Asparagus? If your mother wasn’t so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.”
Homer Simpson.
Chun-Li: Thats why, i’ve decided to keep being a cop for now.
“Getting eaten by an alligator is just like falling asleep… in a giant blender.”
Homer Simpson.
Chun-Li: Come on, Get real!
“…and Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends, went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft.”
Ned Flanders reading to his children.
Ryu: The answer lies… in the heart of battle.
Homer: Oh, I get it. When I’m crushing and killing you, you don’t like me. But when I can save your lives, suddenly I’m Mr. Popular.
Lenny: Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
Homer: Woo hoo! I’m Mr. Popular!
“And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to takeover. i know, I know exactly what they need”
Wicked
Homer: Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off. Cleaning my gun with the–Whoopsie.
Lisa: Dad, you just killed a poor defenseless buffalo.
Homer: A poor delicious buffalo. He’ll be dinner for the whole wagon train.
Lisa: Why’d you kill another one?
Homer: Dessert.
Guile: Go home and be a family man
Carl: You know, I was hexed by a troll, and a Leprechaun cured that right up.
Lenny: Hey, you know what’s even better? Jesus. He’s like six Leprechauns.
Carl: Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun.
Cheese Sandwich: Cause I like to make you smile smile smile with these happy friends of mine
Pinkie pie: Thats my song!
Homer: Yep. Everything worked out for the best.
Marge: What?! Bart is dead!
Homer: Well, me saying I’m sorry won’t bring him back.
Oh no! I’m in my underwear at the mall!
(From the Jimmy Neutron episode I Dream of Jimmy)
“Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.”
Sherlock Holmes
Ego: You’re slow for someone in the fast lane
Sherlock Holmes: John, there’s something I should say, I’ve meant to say always and I never have. Since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now… Sherlock is actually a girl’s name.
John Watson:…It’s not.
Sherlock Holmes: It was worth a try.
John Watson: We’re not naming our daughter after you.