Booyah!
Cyborg
“See you in another life, brother.”
Desmond Hume.
Hey, look! Your cart! It’s getting away!
–Girl scout, The Nut Job
“If we can’t live together, we’re going to die alone.”
Jack Shephard
Nick: Eh. Wrong answer. It’s a metal detector.
Kevin: Oh, to see if you have any bombs?
Lindsey: Shh! You’re not allowed to say “bombs” here.
Kevin: Why can’t you say “bomb”?
–Are We There Yet?
Dr. Hibbert: Young man, you’ve had what we call a cardiac episode!
Comic Book Guy: Worst episode ever.
Emmet: I’ve seen a lot of cop shows on TV. Isn’t there supposed to be…
(Bad Cop trips)
Emmet: …Isn’t there supposed to also be a good cop?
–The Lego Movie
Lou: Hey Chief, we’re gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
Wiggum: We did that last night.
Lou: Yeah, but this time we got the right address.
“Oh boy its swell to say…”
“Good morning USA”
American dad
Homer: Hey, that’s great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl’s a lead weight.
Serena Williams: You’re dumping your own daughter?
Homer: Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son!
Serena Williams: That’s horrible!
Venus Williams: Yeah, that’s pretty low.
Homer: (to Venus) Hmm… you seem less disgusted, let’s go!
“Nonsense, sometimes, makes more sense than sense.”
- iPantellas (italian youtubers)
Sideshow Bob: The rake, my archenemy!
Bart: I thought I was your archenemy!
Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart
“It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.”
- Alex DeLarge
Marge: Well, I think it’s good for a show to go off the air before it becomes stale and repetitive!
Smithers: Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!
“He who cares not for art, cares not for life.”
- Sergio Natali, I Vitelloni (1953)
Sideshow Bob: You are in my power!
Bart: I am at your command!
Sideshow Bob: I didn’t say anything about command. I said “You are in my power.” Now, say it!
Bart: I am in your power.
Sideshow Bob: Good. No, go back to command, I like that better.
When there’s trouble you know who to call…TEEN TITANS
Bart: Who are you?
L. T. Smash: Oh, you’ll find out, in due time.
Bart: Well, it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
L. T. Smash: The time has come. I’m L. T. Smash.
" Who sends a long block of text for 3 hours?"
“The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!”
Milhouse Van Houten.