Marge: This is terrible, how will the kids get home?
Homer: I don’t know, internet.
I don’t want to sit by you, I don’t want to see you, I don’t want to smell you, I don’t even want to use words with the letter “U”!
–Dexter, Good Burger
““Lisa is an outstanding student with a slight tendency towards know-it-all-ism.” That’s not even a word!”
Lisa Simpson reading her school record.
Unbelievable. Two days ago we had Good Burger crushed! Now look at 'em!
–Kirk, Good Burger
Nelson: Hey, look how much Skinner makes–$25,000 a year!
Bart: Let’s see, he’s 40 years old, times $25 grand…whoa, he’s a millionaire!
Children: Wow!
Principal Skinner: I wasn’t a principal when I was one!
Nelson: Plus, in the summer he paints houses.
Milhouse: He’s a billionaire!
Children: Wow!
I got in trouble…for breaking into the zoo and freeing all the kangaroos.
–Heather, Good Burger
Ned: We’re going to crash!
Homer: Do you have airbags?
Ned: No. The Church opposes them for some reason.
“booyakasha!”
michaelangelo, tmnt
Superintendent Chalmers [arriving to school on a snowmobile]: Skinner!
Principal Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
Superintendent Chalmers: What are you doing in that ridiculous duffel, Seymour? And is that burning literature I smell?
Principal Skinner: Uh, well, sir…I, uh…
Superintendent Chalmers: There’d better be a good explanation for this.
Bart: There is, sir.
Superintendent Chalmers: Ah, then I’m happy. [rides away]
Mr. Bailey: Ed! What are you doing inside the milkshake machine?!
Ed: Trying to fix it.
Mr. Bailey: Did you turn on the switch?
(Ed turns on switch.)
Ed: Whoo! Strawberry jacuzzi!
–Good Burger
^Whoa! I’m getting a little carried away with Good Burger quotes, aren’t I? 'Cause apparently I’ve streamed it on Netflix too many times… 
“Animation is so great! It’s way better than … whatever the alternative is.”
Homer Simpson.
“I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.”
- The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
Lisa: Wait, I’m confused; why was a wolf shooting a web?
Bart: Cartoons don’t have to make sense.
“Justice and vengence are meaningless to a demon”
Evil Ryu
I smell a rat.
–Grayson, The Nut Job
Male Scientist: Who’s gonna buy a pill that makes you blind?
Female Scientist: We’ll let marketing worry about that.
Evil beware, we have waffles
Raven
“Don’t tell me what I can’t do!”
John Locke.
C’mon man! I mean c’mon man!
Cris carter
“Whatever happened, happened”
Daniel Faraday.