Fluttershy: Oh, this is me being brave. I want to be brave at home. Locked in my closet. With my teddy bear.
You killed her, you raped her, you murdered her children! ~Oberyn Martell
“It was the best Thanksgiving ever. I mean, emotionally, it was terrible, but the turkey was so moist!”
Homer Simpson.
Revenge only brings mor pain.
Master Splinter
“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I DO that defines me.”
Batman.
“You either adapt or perish”
Triple H
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
Batman.
Whew! Time to revive this thread! 
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the “good burger”. Can I take your order?
–Ed, Good Burger
Talking Dolphin: Eons ago, dolphins lived on the land. Then your ancestors drove us into the sea, where we suffered for millions of years.
Marge: But you seemed so happy in the ocean. All that playful leaping…
Talking Dolphin: We were trying to get out! It’s cold, it’s wet, every morning I wake up phlegmy.
Tell me how you make your sauce, and I’ll give you anything you want.
–Roxanne, Good Burger
“Tell me something is impossible. And I’ll prove you wrong”
See? I told you there was something wrong with Mondo Burger! He knows it. Don’t you, boy?
–Ed, Good Burger
“Why are we not funding this?”
Peter griffin
Ed, there must be 50 customers out there. It’s unbelievable! What do you put in that sauce?
–DeeDee, Good Burger
Dr. Nick: With my diet, you can eat all you want, any time you want.
Marge: And you’ll lose weight?
Dr. Nick: Err…you might! It’s a free country!
“You think you know Paige… think again.”
Krusty: Anyway, how’d you finally find me?
Sophie: All Mom ever said was my father was some pathetic clown, so I typed “pathetic clown” into a search engine and your name popped right up.
I don’t remember what my Dad looks like, either…but at least I get to see him every day.
–Ed, Good Burger
Krusty: You’d help me take on the mob?
Homer: For a casual acquaintance like you? Absolutely.
I would never let him catch a game winner on me. This is a joke right?:
Richard sherman