Deadpool: you know I always wanted my own action figure. And now I AM my own action figure.
Ozai: [in a dark cell, fuming] I should count myself lucky. The new Fire Lord has graced me with his presence in my lowly prison cell.
Prince Zuko: [assuring] You should count yourself lucky that the Avatar chose to spare you. Banishing me was the best thing you could’ve done for my life. It put me on the right path. Maybe your time in here can do the same for you.
B3, C21 Avatar Aang
Chun-Li: I guess all my training paid off huh?
Homer: Did you see the way Emil’s looking at Mindy? I think something’s going on there.
Marge: Shouldn’t we be talking about the $150 million offer?
Homer: Oh, yeah, let’s take it.
Lisa: Dad, it’s a tobacco company. They make billions off the suffering and death of others.
Bart: She’s right, Dad. They can afford a lot more.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Beach (#3.5)" (2007)
Prince Zuko: For so long now I thought if my dad accepted me, I’d be happy. I’m back home now, my dad talks to me, he even thinks I’m a hero! Everything should be perfect, right? I should be happy now, but I’m not! I’m angrier than ever and I don’t know why.
Azula: There’s a simple question you need to answer, then. Who are you angry at?
Prince Zuko: No one. I’m just… angry.
Mai: Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko?
Prince Zuko: Everyone! I don’t know!
Azula: Is it Dad?
Prince Zuko: No, no.
Ty Lee: Your uncle?
Azula: Me?
Prince Zuko: No! No, no, no!
Mai: Then who? Who are you angry at?
Azula: Answer the question, Zuko.
Ty Lee: Talk to us!
Mai: Come on, answer the question.
Azula: Come on, answer it.
Prince Zuko: I’M ANGRY AT MYSELF!
Bart: You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
Marge: Boy, that sounds like fun!
Bart: Yeah, but I’m still not gonna do it.
“You don’t get to be a waitress at Shoney’s until you’ve spilled something.”
-My manager earlier
Bill Clinton: Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don’t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That’s a pretty lousy lesson.
Bill Clinton: Hey, I’m a pretty lousy president.
Toad Air Marshall: Get back to work I don’t like losing!
Frix: You should be used to it by now?
“It’s not a cheap Disney knock off. It’s an expensive Disney knock off!”
-Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic’s Anastasia review
Michelangelo: Pizza’s human food
April O’Neil: Not the way you eat it.
“I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here’s the new order. Bart, you’re the man of the house. Lisa, I’m promoting you to boy. Maggie’s now the brainy girl. The toaster can fill in for Maggie. And Marge, you’re a consultant.”
Homer Simpsons.
“Trust me, Guile’s theme does NOT go with everything.”
“But its more patriotic than the national anthem”
Me and my twin bro
“This is my mission: to use Raava’s light spirit to guide the world toward peace.”
— Avatar Wan, Beginnings Part 2
Rarity: Oh listen to me, I don’t even know what I’m supposed to wallow in. I’m so pathe-he-he-tic.
Marge: Homer, no! You’ll kill us all.
Homer: Or die trying!
Lebron james: Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7…
Judge: Well, looks like you folks are free to go, but don’t you set foot in the state of Florida again.
Homer: Fine. There are plenty of other states that are happy to have us.
Marge: Well, we’re still welcome in North Dakota and Arizona.
Homer: Arizona smells funny.
Lisa: North Dakota, here we come!
Edna: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can’t be seen in this. I won’t allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!
Bob: Wait, what do you mean? You designed it.
Edna: I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now
Rarity FTW! Second favorite pony!
Marge: Becky, I’m sorry. I thought you were trying to kill me and steal my family.
Becky: Hey, no prob. I was planning to kill you. I even thought of a place to bury you. Then I didn’t have a shovel, so I went to the hardware store, and they had six different kinds, and I was just like, “Later!”