Hey, look! I’m Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Rapunzel: (Gasps for air, coughing) We made it.
Flynn: her hair glows!
Slave Lisa: Now he have 40 years of wandering the desert.
Moses: 40 years? But after that it’s clear sailing for the Jews, right?
Slave Lisa: Huh, more or less
Erik Spolstra: Don’t focus on the result. Just focus on the task.
Jerry Rude: Ever murder anybody?
Mr. Burns: Murder!? Well, mistakes have been made.
Constantine: one day you’ll get your chance. But in the meantime, you’ve got to dance monkey dance.
Burns: And a stunt like that impresses people?
Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, and I’m not easily impressed. Woah, a blue car!
Steave Austin: And that’s the bottom line, cause stone cold said so
Homer: Well, if you wanted people to love you, you sure blew it with that insane rampage. But, you know what? To be loved, you have to be nice to people, every day, but to be hated; you don’t have to do squat!
Mr. Burns: You know, perhaps you’re right! I got so swept over the notion of being liked; I completely forgot who I am … I’m a selfish old crank.
Donatello: how am I supposed to fight against alien technology with a stupid stick?
Homer: I invested in something called ‘News Corp’ –
Lisa: Dad! That’s FOX!
Homer: Undo! Undo!
My twin: Why are there so many singing competition shows on tv? you would think America would be tired of it by now.
We watched the first episode of Once Upon a time today!
Me: Oh God. The villain is in all black, with a dramatic head piece.
Sister: Shut up.
Me: This is some bad acting.
Sister: I can’t hear!
Me: Why would a woman that so desperately wants a family give up her son?
Sister hits me
Me: Okay but–
Sister shoves bread in my mouth
Homer: If I wanted to see Japanese people, I could have gone to the zoo!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: What? The man who washes the elephants is Japanese! His name is Takashi. He’s in my book club!
Batman: I can hurt you.
Zatanna: You say the sweetest things.
Homer: Mel Gibson is just a guy, Marge. No different than me or Lenny.
Marge: Were you or Lenny ever named Sexiest Man Alive?
Homer: Hmmm, I’m not certain about Lenny…
Kraang: Kraang, move in the direction that as known as this-way.
Gibson: Come on, Homer; let’s just give them the stupid movie!
Homer: Movies aren’t stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon taught us that suicide is funny!
Gibson: That really wasn’t my intention…
Homer: And before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb on my toilet and now I check every time!
Marge: It’s true, he does!
Gibson: Movies really mean that much to you, Homer?
Homer: They’re my only escape from the drudgery of work and family. No offense!
Leonardo: There’s a force field? Why didn’t you tell me?
Donatelo: Well, because I wanted us to fail… OBVIOUSLY I DIDN"T KNOW!!!
Bart: You know how they say most people use 10% of their brain?
Lisa: Yeah?
Bart: Well now, I’m one of them!